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Escape - 7/5/2005  Escape - Enrique Iglesias (you can run, you can hide But you can't escape my love) Here's how it goes, you and me, up and down at this ...

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Ride 'em cowboy! - 7/3/2005  An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better," he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride w...

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i'm afraid that I might dream - 7/2/2005  This man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. So he asked the checkout girl i...

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Irritated! grrr - 7/1/2005 The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said, "Well...

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and I would walk 500 miles... - 6/30/2005  The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurr...

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glittery goo fight - 6/29/2005  A nun gets into a cab and notices that the driver is staring at her throught the rear-view mirror. "Is there a problem?&quo...

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Here I am once again... - 6/27/2005  On a country farm lived a farmer, his wife and their three sons. Early one morning, the wife awoke, and while looking out of the window onto the pasture, sh...

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Brisbane Pride 2005! - 6/25/2005 A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a...

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Fire-Twirling! - 6/24/2005  A guy says to a hooker, "Come on, I've got fifteen bucks." She says, "Fifteen bucks? For fifteen bucks I'll give y...

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I love you Luke - EDIT - 6/24/2005 Luke's not here and I'm just typing out my emotions.  I just had a shower and now I can't stop thinking of him.  He really is quite amazing and my life.  Today...

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Moonfest/6 months today - 6/23/2005  A young woman walks into a doctor's office for an annual check-up. But when she takes her shirt off, the doctor notices the letter "H" on her chest. The puz...

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What a bitch! - 6/22/2005 One night a group of gay friends decide they are going to go out drinking at their favorite bar. But one guy, Riley was his name, said that his boyfriend would be mad i...

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awkwardness? - 6/19/2005 A teenage girl came home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks h...

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Am I a flirty drunk? - 6/18/2005 It is seriously time for an self-absorbtion.  I need to get some stuff of my mind, and although as I start to write this I have no idea what I wanna talk about, ...

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the meaning of life - 6/17/2005 I'm back!!  I'm back to my normal self.  I feel like in my last few entries that I haven't really been myself.  The last 6 entries I wrote in a period of 4 hours,...

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Melbourne - Part 6 - 6/15/2005 I figured I should write this now, so that I can use the study desk to write this entry.  Reason being, I just got home and noticed backpacker's bags on 2 of the r...

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Melbourne - Part 5 - 6/13/2005 I didn't really do as much today, as I feel like I've almost done everything I've wanted to do.  I mean I would like to go to the zoo, but I can do that back in Br...

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Melbourne - Part 4 - 6/12/2005 Ah! I think someone just tried to unlock the door to my room!  I heard the key go in, but it obviously wouldn't unlock and they tried the next room.  They sound Ja...

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Melbourne - Part 3 - 6/11/2005 I have had the biggest day yet today.  I am absolutely buggered and my legs are caining me!  I'm actually writing this entry on a Sunday because I was too exhauste...

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Melbourne - Part 2 - 6/10/2005 Oh what a wonderful sleep!  I went to bed ridiculously early last night (around about 7pm) 1: because I was bored only because I didn't know my way around Melbourn...

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Melbourne - Part 1 - 6/9/2005 What a fun trip down here I must say.  This being my second flight ever, I really enjoyed the take-off!  Something about being blasted into the sky to 30,000 feet b...

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Melbourne here we come!! - 6/8/2005 A man and his girlfriend are driving down the highway. The man asks "If I drive 100 mph will you take off your clothes?" and she agrees. So the man drives 100...

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You guys are the best! - 6/7/2005  (Taken from an Ohio newspaper) Abuse Through A Child's Eyes My name is Sarah, I am but three My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. ...

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everything sorted out! :) - 6/6/2005 A pregnant lady walked into a bank in the middle of a robbery, and was shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital and asked if the tripl...

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Scared of my own boyfriend :( - 6/5/2005 There is this man sitting a the bar when the most beautiful woman he has ever seen walk in. So he pops two tic-tac and walks over to her. "Lets cut the ...

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