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April 24, 2020

Da fuq?

So yeah-no, I won’t be injecting disinfectant into myself, thanks Mr. U.S. President. You mean to tell me people actually took time out of their day to go and vote for this guy? I actually thou...

April 02, 2020


So you know how I literally can’t order in anything extra at work because all the channels have been blocked since all this craziness started and the warehouse went into meltdown? And you know h...

October 06, 2019

"Can you see it?"

I was that fucking stressed out at work yesterday that I asked a blind woman if she see something whereabouts that I was trying to find for her. Yup. I got to work to find out that I was rostered...

That was a bloody tough week at work - glad it’s over. When I went on one of my breaks, I checked my phone and noticed it was on this page. Naturally, I was like ‘WTF?’ so I quickly got out of i...

Stealing this from Mel! :) 10 people/characters who sparked my sexual awakening. This was harder than I thought! I hope I haven’t missed anyone important who may have slipped my mind. I did num...

February 02, 2017

I can show you the world

Apparently Trump hung up the phone abruptly on our Prime Minister today LOL.

December 19, 2016

Hillary Actually

Oh man, this was funny.

September 30, 2015

Being realistic

I read the FUNNIEST shit today. Omg I couldn’t stop laughing at the reply to this. I shagged my straight married boss and now he’s not interested

Okay, I cannot stop laughing at this article today. Not just the title itself, but some of the quotes in it from the people involved. I love how she’s all upset and suing for 3.2 million dollar...

July 26, 2015

Splendor In The Grass

Maybe I’m just getting old, or have been old for a long time, but I really don’t see the appeal of music festivals. I kind of put them in the same category as marathons. Why pay an exuberant a...

July 21, 2015

At Home with Tone

Omg, this cracked me up this morning :D

July 20, 2015

Bronwyn & Mick memes

Oh man I have seen so many memes today in relation to the news that’s happened today. Just sharing a few.

Some of these are pretty clever :)

Omg, these things crack me up :D 25 Grindr dramas that gay guys are over already

June 30, 2015

How racism started

This made me laugh today. Don’t scroll down if you don’t like nudity… or you’re a prude :)

June 29, 2015

The Voice

This goes in the ‘LOL’ book because all i can do is laugh.

I’ve spent the last 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably at this :D

April 26, 2015

Necrophiliacs dream

Now I’m not sure what I make of this. The idea of a memory box is really cute. Sure, great idea. The idea of putting your passed lover’s ashes into a dildo and fucking yourself with it.... hmmmm....

April 12, 2015

Wake up Matt!

Oh I am not WITH it today at all! One of those days where I just haven’t been thinking clearly, for whatever reason. I can’t really think of one. I had enough sleep, although there were two day...

March 23, 2015

This could be us...

March 11, 2015

Our Prime Minister

This photo was circulating the internet today. Right on, kid.

This was my smart-arse response… AND THEY RESPONDED TO IT! LO-FUCKING-L. Surely they can’t think I’m serious? Are people really that stupid out in the world around us? Wow.

February 22, 2015

Free sex

Look, I don’t know why I found this joke so funny, but I’m still laughing at it two days later. I saw it as a status from some random guy in my newsfeed. This is how it went… I asked a Chinese gi...

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Random things that make me laugh.