Once in a while, It’s only a few steps away just to get to you yet it also feels like miles perhaps even days that I have to go through Some other times, it’s the cities we live in at separate ta...

Some times I think about how many romantic comedy endings couldn’t happen now because of how airport rules have changed. Some times I think about how many sitcom miscommunications and misun...

It’s funny. I got so used to her standing behind you all the time and her dropping in to talk to me that I miss her now that she’s gone. I figure, that year, I got to know her almost as well as y...

Wow PD is so small. I never realised it but there are probably only about 50 public posts a day. I thought it would be like how OD was and one could just blend in. Because of this I am changing i...

The night of May 23rd, I found myself starving. I was hungrier than I could remember having been in ages. More than that, I felt that odd compulsion to eat. I can’t even explain it. It was a ...

(Warning: adorably cute and “awe” inducing pics inside). Sir Puddlesworth — My buddy! I’ve clinically suffered with major depression since I was a preteen and there’s been one constant in my lif...

Sometimes I just don’t know how to keep from shooting myself in the foot. It always seems that I fuck things up just as things are getting better for me. It truly feels like a curse…one that will...

I had some mowing time today. I didn’t get it done, but it always just makes me feel better. I had an “incident” with the charger for my mower battery a few weeks ago. I’m honestly not sure what ...

LMFAO! A La Stephen King lmao: We all know which prez el pope dug the most ..... El Fin

There is a sour taste in my mouth. No, it’s not me forgetting to keep my mouth closed the last time I masturbated… It’s everything I see that says “Happy Memorial Day!” It’s the endless barrage o...

What I was doing at work 7 years ago. Trying to merge several databases to give answers to people who asked questions. Photobucket is giving me fits.

If You Could Write A “POSITIVE” Note To Your Younger Self, What Would You Say? 1) Try to describe, in “POSITIVE WORDS,” what you would say to or advise your “YOUNGER SELF.” (The length of the re...

My little brothers think I’m being overdramatic because I’ve said that I won’t be going to my grandmother’s memorial service. Ironically, my mother completely supports my decision. I think it’s t...

Mix together: 2 large eggs 1 cup granulated sugar 1 cup sour cream 1/2 cup light olive oil or vegetable oil 1 tsp vanilla extract In separate bowl, combine: 1/4 tsp salt 2 cups all-purpose flour...

Warning! Sexual content. Three Months Later… Ashlee sat on the couch as Kathleen slowly began to devour her. She moaned with delight as Kathleen’s tongue lowered and found that special spot betwe...