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come to me...this is my dancefloor! - 8/28/2005 So I went out clubbing last night with my mate who's up.  Yes, gay clubbing.  He was so cool to tag along with me.  I had so much fun.  I had trou...

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bleed like me - 8/26/2005 One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm...

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Intriguing! - 8/24/2005  One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his frie...

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answers to questions - 8/21/2005 1) If you were allowed to live anywhere in the world, where would it be, and why If really don't know where I'd want to live in the world, because I've never b...

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'workin' 9 to 5...' (breaks into song) - 8/19/2005 The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. T...

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my sexual flower blooms - 8/17/2005 Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Jim suddenly jumped into the dee...

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My night out! :) - 8/14/2005 A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from beh...

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Thoughts on death - 8/11/2005 A boy walks into his parents room to find his mom jumping on his dad so he runs back into his room. His mom followed him and asks, "Whats wrong, sw...

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housemate homophobia - 8/10/2005 Little Johnny's teacher asked the class if they had ever heard the word "contagious" before. Little Susie put up her hand and proceded to tell the class that wh...

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Chocolate & Orange Juice - 8/7/2005 A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation ...

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A shoulder to cry on - 8/4/2005 A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From in...

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at least I have the memories - 8/2/2005 There are these two gay guys and they really want to have a baby together, so they go out looking and finally find a woman to bear their child for...

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Predicaments - 8/1/2005  A whorehouse gets busted. The girls are lined up out front, and a cop is going down the line giving them all tickets. A little, old lady approaches one of the girls at ...

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myspace - 7/26/2005  "Obvious" - Anthony Callea We started as friends, Then something happened inside me, Now i'm reading into ever...

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Tina Cousins hugged me!! - 7/24/2005 The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until ...

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hot guys - 7/22/2005 A man is walking down a beach, and accidentally kicks a bottle out of the sand. He opens the bottle, and a genie appears. The genie said, "I am so grateful to get out of th...

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Go Bronco's! - 7/18/2005  This actually happened at Harvard University in October of last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young f...

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tear-filled blue eyes - 7/14/2005 Jane entered the kitchen one morning, reached to turn on the light, and it didn't work. After replacing the bulb, still no light. When ...

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A new person - 7/10/2005 Jim has three girlfriends, but he doesn't know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5,000.00 and see how each of them spends it. The first one goes out a...

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untitled - big day in history - 7/9/2005  Last Saturday night to celebrate my birthday, my sister-in-law phoned a few of my friends and took me to a male strip club. I have to admit, some of the...

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Got me good - 7/8/2005 Right now I am so pissed off that I suggest if you don't want to hear me ranting, click the 'back' button now.  At Luke.  This morning I woke up cos i was on the very edge...

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I'm boring now... - 7/7/2005  Two college guys take their virgin friend to get him laid for the first time. They go to a whore house and he picks the one he wants. They go to her room and she ...

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Escape - 7/5/2005  Escape - Enrique Iglesias (you can run, you can hide But you can't escape my love) Here's how it goes, you and me, up and down at this ...

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Ride 'em cowboy! - 7/3/2005  An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been better," he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride w...

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i'm afraid that I might dream - 7/2/2005  This man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms. So he asked the checkout girl i...

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