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Tomorrow’s My Birthday! - 12/3/2005  <font color="#ff0000">Happy Birthday To Me</font> <font color="#ff0000">Happy Birthday To Me</font> &...

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Feeling Muscles :) - 12/2/2005 <font color="#ffff99">A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased cond...

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Come to a conclusion - 11/30/2005 <font color="#00ccff">Five guys were in a bar. Feeling slightly sloshed, they started to argue with each other about the size ...

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6 more sleeps! - 11/28/2005  <font color="#ff99cc">Affirmation - Savage Garden</font> <font color="#ff99cc"><font face="V...

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Change Of Plans - 11/27/2005 <font color="#ccffcc"><font size="1"> Shake Yer Dix - Peaches</font></font> <font colo...

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Resignation Of A Hottie - 11/24/2005 <font color="#ffff00">Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club hous...

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Your Invite To My Birthday Party! - 11/23/2005 <font color="#99ccff">There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he make...

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Schoolies! - 11/21/2005 <font color="#99ccff">Last Saturday night to celebrate my birthday, my sister-in-law phoned a few of my friends and took me to a male st...

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And the winner of Australian Idol is… - 11/20/2005 <font color="#cc99ff">1. Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half o...

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All that you’ve done for me - 11/18/2005 <font color="#ffcc00">Are you a manly man?</font> <font color="#ffcc00">1. In the company of females, int...

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out of hospital..im ok - 11/15/2005 <font color="#ff99cc">Hey guys.  Not gunna write much at the moment, just a quick note to let you know why I haven’t been around for a while.  I just got...

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Spare me the details - 11/7/2005 <font color="#99ccff">From the outset, the blind date was a fiasco, and it was intensified by the fact that the fellow was too ...

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Stop thinking with your privates! - 11/6/2005 <font color="#ccffcc">A very good-looking guy walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the co...

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I’ve gotta..shake it off (a cold that is) - 11/2/2005 <font color="#00ccff">A minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the church lawn and stopped...

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Top 20 Singles (1-11-05) - 11/1/2005 <caption>Matt's Top 20 - November</caption> <font color="#ffcc99">01 -</font> Way To Go - Rogue Trade...

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Other Commitments :-/ - 11/2/2005 <font color="#ffff99">Morris comes home and finds his wife Sadie crying. She says, "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you're...

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I let the 8th Wonder go - 11/1/2005  <font color="#cc99ff">The chicken and the egg were lying in bed. The chicken was lying back, smoking and looking very pleas...

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Breath-taking Coastline - 10/31/2005  <font color="#00ff00">A guy applied to join a nudist club.</font> <font color="#00ff00">"Exactly what do you...

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All out on the table! - 10/30/2005 <font color="#ffcc99">Jim, who is 17, normally goes out and is home by 11:00 but one night 11:00 passes and Jimmy is not home...

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I just like the way it sounds - 10/27/2005 <font color="#ff99cc">So I just woke up a few hours ago, on my newly rostered half-day.  So, as expected, I am shit bored.  It is currently 12:30p...

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It’s only a fish! :( - 10/25/2005 Watching channel 10 up-late news, and they are saying the bird flu epidemic could be upon us soon, but not to panic, but if the disease finds a way to be spread ...

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I didn’t steal your boyfriend - 10/25/2005 <font color="#cc99ff">Time for an entry, quickly before I go to bed.  Gotta love that song!!</font> <font color="#cc99ff">I’m listenin...

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Preparing for the weekend :) - 10/21/2005 <font color="#00ccff">Today was a day, nothing out of the ordinary.</font> <font color="#00ccff">I got up this morning, around 10:30am ...

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Song Lyrics - - 10/20/2005 <font color="#cc99ff">Any Man Of Mine - Shania Twain</font> <font color="#cc99ff">This is what a woman wants&...

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Like the deserts missed the rain - 10/19/2005 <font color="#ff6600">I </font><font color="#ff0000">don’t</font> <font color="#99cc00">really</font> <font co...

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