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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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It's Good To Be King in Hello
Grilled ribs, roasted corn and homemade mac n cheese. All dishes done. Legs propped up, AC going nicely, new cigar the clerk recommended and a book. This is the life. (I forgot to mention, mom ...
Soles Worn Thin in Hello
Still not sleeping right. Caught about five hours this morning. NO NIGHTMARES! That was a constant on my gov funded vacation. Today I finally got to do my banking. See, when you’re released...
Food Stuffs in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
The meals were served at regular irregular times. Breakfast anywhere from 4 AM - 6 AM Lunch anywhere from 9 AM - 11 AM Dinner anywhere from 4 PM till 5:30 PM Eating like you’re elderly getting th...
For Today I Am Thankful in Hello
Back into the rat race today. Had to take my aunt to the dealership to check on her repairs. Had some hibachi for lunch. Went to the library but alas, I couldn’t find any David Wong. I read t...
Q & A From Motherfuckerjones! in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Would you rather be in jail or in rehab? Rehab has better food, my own clothes and I could smoke and had access to soda. So rehab. Even though the accommodations were shitty and you were locked ...
Get Yo Ass On Da Flo' (Edited) in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Housing One and Housing Two That is where you’re put into after you’re booked. One is for males, two is for females. There are dorms A - E. I was first housed in B for three weeks. Old COVID po...
Readjustment Is Harsh in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
When I got locked up the highs were in the low 70’s. They’re now nearing 100. The dorm I was housed in was freezing cold. It didn’t help that I pulled some muscles moving mat material (more on...
Someone Did Time In County Jail in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
And all I got was this lousy PTSD. 79 days of a 90 day sentence. Time off for three days served and the other for getting into the, “honor dorm.” More on that later. I’m resting on the couch. It...
I managed to fall back asleep for a few hours this morning. I have felt like crap all day. Hungover and drank a bunch of grape juice with it so my stomach has been totally screwed. I’ve got c...
Fell asleep early, woke up early. I’m in need of a shower My pits reek. Then again a hot bath sounds great and my lower back does hurt a bit. Oh, and serve me ribs as I lay in the tub, by candle...
It Hurts To Grow Up in Hello
I miss my dad. He died when I was sixteen and I still have nightmares at 41 that he just up and left. I never got to have that beer with him when I turned 21. I really want him back.
I’ve got sensitive skin so I’m very prone to getting rashes. I now have one on the lower corner of my stomach and it itches bad. This is why I wear a tank top under a regular shirt because the ...
Just Effin' Great in Hello
I think my router is dead. Modem is working but the Ethernet light isn’t on. I’ve unplugged it and have done all I can. Just sucks because I want to watch YouTube on my TV. I’ve been listenin...
One of my favorite restaurants closed down last year due to staffing issues. RIP Po Boy Factory. I could go for the fried oyster basket with Cajun fries and the house made Hot Damn Sauce. Oh, ...
Happy Easter! in Hello
The house permeates with the smell of the ham in the oven. 🤤
It's A Warm One in Hello
I turned on the oven to make some baked beans with dinner. Mom got the brilliant idea to turn on the dryer. It’s pretty toasty in here now. Got chicken on the grill and creamed corn on the st...
My Twenties in Hello
Who Ya Gonna Call? in Hello
Went to see Ghostbusters Frozen Empire today. It was really good! The post credit scene was hilarious. Spoilers, the little Stay Puft marshmallow men steal a semi truck shipping Stay Puft Mars...
That Dude Is Going Places in Hello
I admitted to the whole aftercare class about my relapse with drinking and getting high. It spared me a drug test tonight actually. The new(ish) counselor asked me to stay behind and we had a g...
Let The Hate Flow Through You *Edit* in Hello
I have court next Friday so I’m taking a seven day detox to fully clean my system. I was smoking weed to help curb the alcohol cravings. A few things went wrong so far today (it’s only 12:09 in ...
Who Do You Voodoo, Bitch? in Hello
That was a song from the video game Dead Island. I’ve been playing Dying Light 2, made by the same dev team and I had the time stuck in my head so I bumped it in the car today. Mom has been harp...
Punching The Air in Hello
I think it’s finally hitting me. Just the disappointment I feel towards myself about my relapse. Please, no comments about it’s part of the process. I went to a fucking rehab program then beca...
The Ole Craving in Hello
I’m smoking a bowl to curb the alcohol craving. When stoned I don’t want alcohol. Songs about addiction…
Bender Bending Rodriguez in Hello
Where’s my Futurama peeps? I’m coming off a four day bender, I skipped the aftercare class cause I felt awful and reeked of booze. I poured out the last of the vodka when I got up today. I’m d...
I Saw The Whole Wide World Just To Find Her in Hello
In real life this actually happened to me…a few times. Girls think it’s sexy when a man can serenade them.
