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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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It's Sunday Morning in Hello
And I want a effin’ Chick-fil-A. But noooo they gotta be all down with Christ n shit. I’ve been up all night, still playing Assassin’s Creed Valhalla. Friday my aunt came down so I drove ...
Did You Know That 180 Days Isn't Six Months in Hello
183 days are. October 4th, I am six months sober. From and including: Thursday, April 4, 2024 To, but not including Friday, October 4, 2024 Result: 183 days It is 183 days from the start date...
Text I Once Sent in Hello
“I like to think I’m an open guy, okay with modern society. But when I go to compliment a gal on her dress and her voice comes out deeper than Barry White’s then something has gotta give! “ 5:...
Come On, Y'all! in Hello
Let’s do The Madison! Insurance guy got back to me. They did in fact hire an attorney, hammered out all the details, check is in the mail to the other party and just awaiting dismissal. He...
Foul Fiends! in Hello
I slept through all that shit I was supposed to do ha ha ha. The sofa was delivered, the living room is now straightened. I did call the insurance guy around 3 something. Left a voicemail. I...
Vile Creatures in Hello
We have cockroaches. I hate cockroaches. My grandma’s kitchen would be a collective dance of the horrid things at night when I was growing up. shudder Got some expensive gel roach killer stuff...
Redstone Arsenal is shooting it’s Jewish space lasers and affecting the weather again. I’ve been expecting a torrential downpour as an after effect of the hurricane but it’s just been a light d...
Strut That Ass in Hello
I forgot all about this guy. Only in Huntsville.
If Everyone You See That Day Is A Jerk... in Hello
Can’t tell if I woke up irritated or has this been brewing over the weekend. I ran out of the mood stabilizer and never got it refilled. That was…a few weeks ago? Today has just been grating ...
Sensational Sorts in Hello
I just inhaled almost half a pizza. Chicken Florentine from Marco’s, no red onions, half jalapenos for me. It has spinach, tomatoes, grilled chicken and feta crumbles. I slept till almost no...
I Am Sofa King Tired in Hello
I was in a dead sleep this morning when my phone rang shortly after 9:30. Sleepily I gave a muffled hello. It was the delivery guys. Meant to be up way earlier. This is the latest I’ve slept...
170 Days Sober
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Muthafuckin' Beetlejuice! in Hello
Today was fun. Did some shopping, hit up a thrift store (more books YAY) and went to the theater to see Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Don’t waste your money. Wait till it’s streaming. Mom bought ...
Dentist went well. Apparently I was the talk of the office. Last week when he was working on my mouth he hit an infected area that was untouched by the antibiotics. I oozed for a while as he ...
Killing Time in Hello
Dentist in a little over an hour. The eye twitch is driving me bonkers. I’m ready to duct tape it shut.
Hilarity Ensues. (Edit) in Hello
I want to see a dwarf Terminator. That exoskeleton would be cool or odd. I can’t quite figure that out… Later… I’m about to scoop out my damn eye with a melon baller. The twitch will no...
After getting the tree cut, yard cleaned up and myself and mom cleaned up she decided we should go out to eat instead of cook. We went to Cajun Steamer and I was a bit let down. They’ve change...
After getting the tree cut, yard cleaned up and myself and mom cleaned up she decided we should go out to eat instead of cook. We went to Cajun Steamer and I was a bit let down. They’ve change...
Pay For It Later in Hello
No, paying for it now. So we had super serial storms come through. I mean SUPER SERIAL! I read the conspiracy theory that Redstone Arsenal controls the weather here and I’m inclined to believ...
Animal Eating Immigrants Part Dueax in Hello
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Animal Eating Immigrants in Hello
Cat, dog, rat. Whatever the SA population is putting in the tacos, keep it up! Tastes good! I watched that debate with a smile. Mainly cause I was high on pain pills. In all fairness, Kam...
Jail Journals 2 in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Saturday April 20th 16 Days In, 74 Days Out It’s 4/20. If I was at home I’d spend it stoned and relaxed. Instead I’m incarcerated with lower back pain. Anyways, leave it to a Pixar film to...
Addvice (Lyrics And Video) in Hello
I couldn’t have written this better myself. There are a few lines that really hit home for me. Especially the part about promising myself to do better tomorrow and the road back from rock bottom...
Jail Journals 1 in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Wednesday April 17th 13 Days In, 77 Days Out FINALLY! Commissary came tonight and I got pen and paper. Granted the pen sucks to hold on to, I can finally jot my thoughts down and all the craz...
I Really Needed That in Hello
Yesterday I woke up after four or five hours of sleep after being awake for damn near two days. Somehow I was alert and had energy, till about 4 PM that is. I was kicking back in my chair, nod...
