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Peacock came home Friday.
Lot’s of sex ensued.
Saturday she tells me she ended up making out with the trucker friend ‘cause we aren’t together since I asked her to move (I was reconsidering it.)
Need to lay off Reddit. The justice boner I have from reading about Wallstreetbets raping hedge funds out of billions because of Game Stop stocks only leaves me so much blood to run the rest of ...
If I could help…
It dawned on me earlier that I never retired the grill for winter.
Cooked up pork chops with zucchini last week then did bratwurst the next night.
What will this week hold?
My dad was a computer programmer back in the day. Mid to late 80’s
As a machinist, I’m responsible for debugging a program.
In some way there is irony.
But I’m too drunk to focus.
I want to go to a Ren Fare dressed as a cowboy.
Enjoy cat’s meowing
Watching The Flintstones.
Don’t fret if you alphabet soup spells something ominous. However, if it speaks, toss it out.
Did you know the Special Olympics is under investigation after an athlete ...
What’s the difference between a baby and a baggie of cocaine?
Eric Clapton wouldn’t take his eyes off the baggie.
Imma catch hell for this next one.
What’s red, slimey and crawls up a girl’s leg?...
I’ve been in a funk since losing that job. I need to pull myself out of it.
New Year’s Eve my buddy Mike came by. I fixed fajitas and mom made rotel dip. We all sat around bs’ing about old tim...
Will be worse…
Tooth is yanked.
Face is swollen.
Peacock came back yesterday.
All is well for now.
I was looking up soup recipes earlier and found one for taco soup. Oh ya, it looked good.
I see the dentist at seven AM and have slept on and off most of the day due to depression. So might as ...
We exchanged gifts Sunday. (Did the family thing at my brother’s place that night.)
I’ve kept my mind distracted with the new Spider-Man game.
I’m meh today.
But Merry X-mas.
Been up the last few hours with a major fucking toothache.
I’ve taken three Tylenol and just took a muscle relaxer and sleeping pill. I just want some rest…
I know why your prayers will never be answered:
Got fired from the new job.
Apparently what I ran was last week declared dead parts by QC. Was told as a machinist I should k...
And boy is my butt tired!
My feet fookin’ hurt.
Today was the company Christmas dinner.
It was catered by Holy Smoke BBQ out of Hartselle.
I had some ribs, smoked chicken, baked beans and potato ...
The work restroom looks sketchy but I had to crap today bad so, I had to.
I’m digging the new job. It is a forty minute drive (thirty miles) but I cross over the river and get to see the sunrise...
Passed out somewhere after six AM and slept most of the day away into the later afternoon. Report to the new job in a few hours.
I was commenting t...
I’d like a beer.
Peacock is passed out in bed. She hurt her back and moving too much is out of the question. Reminds me of my pinched nerve a few years back where I was bed ri...
My left foot.
A bit swollen on top, hurts to put pressure on it and when I do run my finger over it I can’t feel anything…and I got a friggin’ crick in my neck.
I go back to court Tuesday...
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!
I’m going to my aunt’s in a little bit.
Out of pot and hopin’ tonight shall yield good results.
Tomorrow night is the grand opening celebration of this year’s Tins...
We got back negative results.
Now I can go back to work.