J.E. ⋅ 38

“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”

Philip K. Dick

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February 01, 2021

So I Was Stupid Again... in Hello

Peacock came home Friday. Lot’s of sex ensued. Saturday she tells me she ended up making out with the trucker friend ‘cause we aren’t together since I asked her to move (I was reconsidering it.) ...

January 29, 2021

Stuffz in Hello

Need to lay off Reddit. The justice boner I have from reading about Wallstreetbets raping hedge funds out of billions because of Game Stop stocks only leaves me so much blood to run the rest of ...

January 28, 2021

Cowards in Hello

If I could help…

January 26, 2021

Food Stuffs in Hello

It dawned on me earlier that I never retired the grill for winter. Cooked up pork chops with zucchini last week then did bratwurst the next night. What will this week hold?

January 23, 2021

Hm... in Hello

My dad was a computer programmer back in the day. Mid to late 80’s As a machinist, I’m responsible for debugging a program. In some way there is irony. But I’m too drunk to focus. Peacock....

January 14, 2021

Six-Shooter in Hello

I want to go to a Ren Fare dressed as a cowboy.

January 10, 2021

Fuck Politics! in Hello

Enjoy cat’s meowing

January 09, 2021

Yes in Hello

January 09, 2021

15 Years Later... in Hello

January 03, 2021

9:45 AM in Hello

Watching The Flintstones. Don’t fret if you alphabet soup spells something ominous. However, if it speaks, toss it out. Did you know the Special Olympics is under investigation after an athlete ...

January 03, 2021

Joke in Hello

What’s the difference between a baby and a baggie of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn’t take his eyes off the baggie. Imma catch hell for this next one. What’s red, slimey and crawls up a girl’s leg?...

January 03, 2021

Quit Yer Cryin' in Hello

I’ve been in a funk since losing that job. I need to pull myself out of it. New Year’s Eve my buddy Mike came by. I fixed fajitas and mom made rotel dip. We all sat around bs’ing about old tim...

January 02, 2021

2021 in Hello

Will be worse…

December 30, 2020

Face Hurts in Hello

Tooth is yanked. Face is swollen. Peacock came back yesterday. All is well for now.

December 28, 2020

Stuff N Things in Hello

I was looking up soup recipes earlier and found one for taco soup. Oh ya, it looked good. I see the dentist at seven AM and have slept on and off most of the day due to depression. So might as ...

December 26, 2020

Merry Christmas! in Hello

We exchanged gifts Sunday. (Did the family thing at my brother’s place that night.) I’ve kept my mind distracted with the new Spider-Man game. I’m meh today. But Merry X-mas.

December 22, 2020

Fuel To The Fire in Hello

5:05 AM. Been up the last few hours with a major fucking toothache. I’ve taken three Tylenol and just took a muscle relaxer and sleeping pill. I just want some rest…

December 22, 2020

I Have No Faith Distracting Me in Hello

I know why your prayers will never be answered: GOD! HATES! US! ALL! Got fired from the new job. Apparently what I ran was last week declared dead parts by QC. Was told as a machinist I should k...

December 18, 2020

Just Flew In From Dallas in Hello

And boy is my butt tired! My feet fookin’ hurt. Today was the company Christmas dinner. It was catered by Holy Smoke BBQ out of Hartselle. I had some ribs, smoked chicken, baked beans and potato ...

December 16, 2020

Potty At Work in Hello

The work restroom looks sketchy but I had to crap today bad so, I had to. I’m digging the new job. It is a forty minute drive (thirty miles) but I cross over the river and get to see the sunrise...

December 07, 2020

3:56 AM in Hello

Can’t sleep. Passed out somewhere after six AM and slept most of the day away into the later afternoon. Report to the new job in a few hours. Nervous? Yes! Excited? Hell yes! I was commenting t...

December 06, 2020

12:07 AM in Hello

I’d like a beer. Several actually. Peacock is passed out in bed. She hurt her back and moving too much is out of the question. Reminds me of my pinched nerve a few years back where I was bed ri...

November 30, 2020

Fuqqiddy Fuqq in Hello

My left foot. Argh! A bit swollen on top, hurts to put pressure on it and when I do run my finger over it I can’t feel anything…and I got a friggin’ crick in my neck. I go back to court Tuesday...

November 27, 2020

Gobble Gobble Muddafuqa's in Hello

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! I’m going to my aunt’s in a little bit. Out of pot and hopin’ tonight shall yield good results. Tomorrow night is the grand opening celebration of this year’s Tins...

November 24, 2020

Survey Says! in Hello

We got back negative results. Woo hoo! Now I can go back to work.

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