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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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One Of Those Days in Hello
Picture it. A nice, deep sleep. Not a care in the world, probably dreaming you’re laying somewhere comfy. Then you’re suddenly torn from that paradise with a commotion. It was 5 something-is...
At Bee Kay, Have It Your Way! in Hello
You suck! I haven’t been wearing an undershirt with my belt and now that skin in the area where I button my pants/buckle up is tender and itchy. Please don’t let me break out in a rash! I don...
Couldn’t find the clip I was looking for. The fireplace is a vibrant mess of tongue like orange flame, licking away the chill in the air. “Uncle Jed!?! I got me a girl!” “Oh yes, and a city...
Oh ya! Joker: Part Poo is on. Oh God I can’t stop it. Those sweet juices. Opens the sluices. Roll around my tongue, it loosens. Squint the eye Not because between thighs These gumny worms I sl...
Belching Smoke in Hello
Just had my last Havana Honey cigar. Damn. Much like my pipe, I like to puff on fine tobacco when I’m reading. It’s relaxing. Eventually I’ll get a smoking jacket like Claude Raines had in The I...
1:23 AM (HA!) in Hello
Mellow Cheddah spread from the Swiss Colony mail order catalog rocks. The bacon and Swiss is gone. Jalapeno cheddar and a… I’m drawing a blank here. I’ll look at it later. Took the car int...
Do I Make You Horny, Baby, Do I? in Hello
I just finished Max Shulman’s Anyone Got A Match? Ever read a book, or see a film or tv show where all the characters are completely reprehensible and just plain bad people? That’s this book. ...
Community Outreach in Hello
Conversing through my awkwardness with complete strangers about horror in video games was super duper fun and next month’s topic is 90’s horror series like Goosebumps, Fear Street…etc It’s a d...
I Hate January in Hello
This seems to be a repeated cycle.
He Stands Before The Ashes in Hello
Smoke swirls in the air, rubble lay strewn about…the bodies…and the smell. Oh God, what have I done… ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 3:24 AM It’s been a day. Mom was especially hard on m...
Caramel Vanilla Drumstick ice cream cone is good eatin’. It snowed. I slept in (accidentally.) By the time I got dressed and went outside to have a look around it had turned to sleet and well,...
2025 Y'all Part 2 in Hello
Guess I should have specified. I have two friends that are out with COVID, my best friend had a toe amputated (A FREAKIN’ TOE) due to complications, mom seems to have gotten sick PLUS we’re gett...
He Gets Us... in Hello
2025 Y'all in Hello
One end of the country is a blazing inferno and the other end is entering a new ice age. Good start! /s
New Glasses, Who Dis? in Hello
Went to LensCrafters this morning. The clerks were lovely! Had the same frame and color, gunmetal gray. So…$230 dollars with a 1 year warranty later I have brand new frames. And now here is ...
I just hit it. I’m done with today. Found myself longing for my jail bunk. Once the routine set in there was no point in thinking of tomorrow. I am so tired tonight…been a long one today. Nite ...
Oh Go Play With Your Chemistry Set! in Hello
I had taken my glasses off and set them on the counter, climbed the step ladder, light bulb in hand and behind to change it out when I lost my balance. Stuck my hand out to break my fall and ...
Whack Attack in Hello
Friday I went to the library and checked out a bunch of comics. Three of Frank Miller’s run in Daredevil in the 80’s, good stuff. One issue a doctor is explaining to DD that use of angel dust ...
Beating Richard in Hello
The foot is feeling better. I can kinda walk but as I said in the last entry I relaxed today. Mostly spent in Fallout 4. I’m tempted to get Prime again just do I can rewatch the TV show. I’m...
Moral Of The Story in Hello
Don’t drop stuff on your foot. That happened yesterday. Everything was fine, right? Wrong! I woke up with a nice swollen knot and it hurts to walk. Got it popped up, watching Garth Mere...
No resolutions. Just going to continue to keep on my path of being a better me. Year in review? It was a learning (and forced growing) one. I am better for it now and thankful for my life and lo...
Saw On A Billboard in Hello
What if UFOs are billionaires from other planets?
Toasted Oats in Hello
In my bedroom, sitting in my chair. Heating pad is on, wrapped waist down in the electric blanket, sippin’ on a thawing frozen Mt Dew, having a smoke and reading a good book. All is right in my...
Merry Christmas! in Hello
To all out there have a joyous holiday! Sunday the family did the dinner with Dirty Santa mixed in. I got an electric blanket. It provides me warmth when I’m reading. Mom gave me $50 and let...
How The Hell Is It December 21st? in Hello
Life’s fast, get a helmet.
