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“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”
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Uncle Jed! Granny! Elly Mae! in Hello
The Beverly Hillbillies are on. This show is silly but it makes me laugh. Earlier tonight I tried my hand at homemade tomato sauce. I used five tomatoes to make the sauce but probably could’...
Kicking And Screaming (Update) in Hello
I’m going to have to drag her back to the doctor on Monday whether she likes it or not. She’s in a lot of pain and I don’t know what else to do. 10:00 PM My back hurts and I’m beat. It’s so ...
Can't Leave Well Enough Alone in Hello
Frustrated. Mess to clean. Just…get out of my way. My fault, should’ve did the little steps earlier. Instead a good hour and thirty-six minutes spent doing a good sweatin’s worth of work. Bee...
Tender Is The Flesh (Fresh Tattoo) in Hello
https://photos.app.goo.gl/umRh7AUUVZ9aqdQ26 Does this work? Edit: I just tried the different stew recipes I put together and make my own. It is really good but! It’s missing something…maybe...
Friggin' Sweet! in Hello
My tattoo guy finally hit me back. Tomorrow, noon.
Foot Feta-ish (Guitar Video) in Hello
Damn you girl. I’m horny and the pills say no! So much for relaxing. Got a bill from Wellstone I already paid. The lady who died billing wasn’t there Got my dividend check last night. The b...
Too Early For Phone Calls... in Hello
There I was, wrapped in my blanket sound asleep. My phone rings, tearing me from a nice dreamless slumber. Plumber is on his way, awesome. It was 7:59 AM. New toilet is installed and it’s kinda ...
But It's February? Update (x 2) in Hello
It’s is 76 F outside. 24.4 C for my non Americans. I’m hot… So far I went back to the docs office with Mom’s new insurance info, then to Chick-fil-A for lunch, Walgreens for her meds. I got 34...
Paging Mr. Herman in Hello
I have been on the go since 10:40 this morning. Finally got back home about 40 minutes ago around 7 PM. I am sofa king tired…
1:16 AM For a few good days I’ve been asleep before midnight. Last night I stayed up reading. Today (Monday the 3rd) I had to wait around the house. Mom had her once a month care provider dro...
To hold ANY office in this country you have to take the Citizenship Test. Basic government questions, shouldn’t be hard, right? You fail? You’re stripped of your legal status and have to app...
Angry AKA Oh Go Fuck Yourself! in Hello
4:33 AM Just woke up a little while ago. “Real sober people don’t count days.” Oh, is that right. Well then I guess I’m a fucking AI bot then. Guess I’m just making this up then. No, I’ve neve...
Blow My Brains Out (Earworm) in Hello
I’ve had the fucking 80’s Chipmunk theme song stuck in my head all day. Again! I know the last time was a few months ago but c’mon! Singing that shit to myself has to be like not healthy, r...
Son Of A Bitch in Hello
Fell asleep way early (7 ish PM ish) and woke up an hour ago, fully rested. It’s 4:36 AM. FUCK! I’m famished…but almost feels to early to like actually cook something. There was no dinner la...
Today is 300 days sober. I’m going to grab lunch at the Chinese buffet in a few then get started on my day.
Jail Journals 3 in Tales From Inmate #00JI61500
Tuesday April 23rd 19 Days In, 71 Till I’m Out Last night was harsh. Doc had me in knots about getting robbed, my ass kicked or murdered. As I wrote above (Edit: Last Jail Journal Entry) Bobb...
One Of Those Days in Hello
Picture it. A nice, deep sleep. Not a care in the world, probably dreaming you’re laying somewhere comfy. Then you’re suddenly torn from that paradise with a commotion. It was 5 something-is...
At Bee Kay, Have It Your Way! in Hello
You suck! I haven’t been wearing an undershirt with my belt and now that skin in the area where I button my pants/buckle up is tender and itchy. Please don’t let me break out in a rash! I don...
Couldn’t find the clip I was looking for. The fireplace is a vibrant mess of tongue like orange flame, licking away the chill in the air. “Uncle Jed!?! I got me a girl!” “Oh yes, and a city...
Oh ya! Joker: Part Poo is on. Oh God I can’t stop it. Those sweet juices. Opens the sluices. Roll around my tongue, it loosens. Squint the eye Not because between thighs These gumny worms I sl...
Belching Smoke in Hello
Just had my last Havana Honey cigar. Damn. Much like my pipe, I like to puff on fine tobacco when I’m reading. It’s relaxing. Eventually I’ll get a smoking jacket like Claude Raines had in The I...
1:23 AM (HA!) in Hello
Mellow Cheddah spread from the Swiss Colony mail order catalog rocks. The bacon and Swiss is gone. Jalapeno cheddar and a… I’m drawing a blank here. I’ll look at it later. Took the car int...
Do I Make You Horny, Baby, Do I? in Hello
I just finished Max Shulman’s Anyone Got A Match? Ever read a book, or see a film or tv show where all the characters are completely reprehensible and just plain bad people? That’s this book. ...
Community Outreach in Hello
Conversing through my awkwardness with complete strangers about horror in video games was super duper fun and next month’s topic is 90’s horror series like Goosebumps, Fear Street…etc It’s a d...
I Hate January in Hello
This seems to be a repeated cycle.
