Timmy™ ⋅ 40
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Bacon is Overrated. in The Napkin.
Maybe it’s a trope I never understood, but well, here I am saying it. People love bacon. I am not one of those people. Oh, I’m not against bacon. If it’s on a burger or pizza, cool, I’ll eat it...
Behold, the Power of Pants. in The Napkin.
The Power of Pants compels you! Well, okay, I don’t really wear pants much. Especially in this climate, it may not get cold enough to warrant pants this year. I’m serious. I’m THAT guy that we...
We require regeneration. in The Napkin.
You really should be able to call out due to depression, but well. Mental sickness doesn’t show all that well. Well. Not usually. I’m pretty easy to read; when I’m sad, it really REALLY shows ...
I'm kind of a pacifist, anyway. in The Napkin.
Ya know, I don’t like horror movies. Maybe if they’re played for pure laughs, sure. But violence for the sake of violence really perturbs me. Violins, not violence; that’s more my style. There...
Autism would explain a lot. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I feel like I understand things on a delay. It.. takes time to understand things. Sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes to some math and science, I can instantly skip so many dots. I fee...
Discovery. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
It was in 8th grade. I was chatting with a cohort. I didn’t have a word or formulation for my thought patterns. He said he was atheist. That night, I looked up the word in the dictionary. Yes,...
The Viewer Creates The Art. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wrote this at random for fetlife, but then remembered that some of you like how zany my mind is. What’s the joke, I haven’t met my “sexually explicit content” quota for this month yet? Ya kn...
A Confession. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
When I was a wee teen, I would sometimes watch Bill O’Reilly and agree with him. Gosh, I feel dirty even admitting that. Obviously I have evolved. I don’t even remember what I was agreeing wit...
Yet the Billionaires pay... remind me again? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The IRS state of NJ claims I owe them 7k in taxes from 2017. Are you kidding me? Oh sure, like I have that kind of money just sitting around, ha ha. This is so outlandish I’m not even panicking...
Ass Days. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m baffled by bros who only hit legs once a week. Just. How? To strawman argument, they’ll complain that leg day is difficult. Well, it is. But, it gets easier with frequency. No, really. I ...
I think I'll look up gym fails later. in The Napkin.
I saw a trainer showing a twig how to do shrugs. Shrugs? Are you kidding me? This is partly why I didn’t want to go into personal training. I can’t insult people like that. Shrugs? Dude, yo...
Never skip leg day. in The Napkin.
Skipped the gym yesterday because I’m running short on sleep, and been a touch too depressed. So, here’s a “bad” selfie.
Act Your Age. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Got out late. There was a car next to mine with its lights on, which was weird. Turned out just to be one of the waitresses. She was with a guy and I couldn’t tell who it was. I joked “Enjoy ...
I ain't dead yet. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Dear Future Timmy™, Here’s a light workout you did on your “deload/transition” week. Chin: 3 @ +25 lbs Squat: 1 @ 225 lbs Deadlift: 1 @ 315 lbs Overhead Press: 1 @ 105 lbs Bent-over Row: 1 @...
Tired. in The Napkin.
I feel like I peaked a decade ago. To feel like you’re going somewhere. I’ve almost forgotten what that feeling is like. It feels like a slow fade away into nothingness. Free to do whatever I w...
I've always known I'll die alone. in The Napkin.
Well, not literally. Just my greatest fear. Probably everyone has this fear in some form. It might sound like a downer to “accept” that I’m going to be quite the loner for a long time, if not ...
Preworrying. in The Napkin.
I sometimes have anxiety about anxiety. Like, I’ll be relatively fine, but there is a small worry I’ll be anxious later. I was at work and worried I’d be anxious before bed. I’m… eh, not anxi...
Cookie Monster. in The Napkin.
I’m up 7 lbs from last month. Concurrent with tracking when I get up and go to sleep, I weigh myself before bed, and first thing when I get up. It’s so fascinating how you can lose two pounds j...
I even lift, bro. in The Napkin.
I gave myself permission not to lift today. Slept as long as I felt comfortable. Still ate my oatmeal, because oatmeal is healthy whether you’re on your deathbed or a healthy 29 year old. Actu...
Nano Thoughts. in The Napkin.
I was relaxed enough at work to do some head-writing for my next novel. I keep coming back to the concept of losing and then trying to find a older/younger sister. I’ve done “falling in love wi...
Red-lining. in The Napkin.
So, 20 workouts in 23 days, plus one cardio? Or something. Tired? Kinda. Well, yes. It’s that early-morning calm. Physically, I feel fine. Well, I was getting tired towards the end of my wor...
Ho Hum. in The Napkin.
8 hours of sleep, check. Plenty of food, check. Holding off on cookies last night? Uhhhh. I’ll try to watch my cookie quota tonight. Woke up rested today but not entirely motivated. I am try...
Sugar. in The Napkin.
Ah, honey honey. I’m always looking for course corrections. Saturday night I went to bed early and slept 10 hours. Woke up feeling amazing yesterday. Went to bed relatively on time last night,...
Streaking. in The Napkin.
Well, ran my upper/lower split six days straight last week. Got ten hours of sleep last night; felt rested enough to do some fasted cardio this morning. Does that count as “hitting the gym” sev...
Timmy Got Back. in The Napkin.
I got a compliment at the gym. Usually, I’m there first thing in the morning. Well, first thing for me, which can be as early as 4 am. I had a morning shift today, and an evening shift last nig...
