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The Napkin.

by Timmy™

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Coworker Robert happened to pop in on his day off. Said something about how his mom wanted dorito tacos. Random, but not surprising. He’s a good errand boy. Which got me doing mental math fo...


August 12, 2024

Maybe next week.

Last week: calm happiness for no reason This week: calm sadness for no reason And they say only women have a monthly emotional rhythm. I’m used to flaccid emotions, but I’d like my libido to re...


I woke up yesterday with that very slight scratchy in the back of my throat. You know you’re not actively sick, but it’s coming. Tore through my deadlift session, moving many kilograms of inanim...


August 05, 2024

Vulva People.

Ya know. When I would write elaborate crap referring to women as vulva endowed beasts or some nonsense, it was a joke. It was silly. And if you said, Timmy, I’m not just a pussy, I would agree ...


August 01, 2024

I got the deskgirl's name.

It’s a big deal insofar that it wasn’t a big deal at all. I lift at the dead of the night. Usually between midnight and 2am. Either the deskgirl is there, or the deskboy. Deskboy? Never real...


July 28, 2024

Novel plot pitch.

So, in real life, my sister has not reproduced. What if she had kids. And her kids eventually want to go a Grand Adventure to visit their cooky Uncle. Puts me in the novel without being omnipre...


July 21, 2024

I rate you 7/11.

I’d like to check out your goods at 2am any day of the week.


July 17, 2024

I'll pass.

I think I’m opting out of this Political Season. I’m usually a loud liberal blowhard. I feel more like a defeated optimist. There is so much noise, and I’d rather not have it perturb my headspa...


July 14, 2024

I washed my hair.

It takes 3 weeks to form a habit. This is halfway there. After 3 weeks, you’re actively remembering to do something. You’re proud you formed a habit. Maybe a touch of New Habit Energy™. I posi...


Sleeping in is way easier if it’s dark outside. My typical shift is 4am - 1pm. Most people would probably wake up just before the shift, right? 3ish? Maybe even redline to 3:45am? Their circa...


June 21, 2024

I'm a pedantic twat.

Or is it surly cunt. No, no. Former is an articulate followed by a self-deprecating term. Later is a negative term followed by a negative. And makes me sound potentially Australian. Oi, mate, y...


Ten hours of sleep. Half a benadryl, magnesium, no melatonin. Having two days a week to sleep in is underrated. Oh, I try to get sleep the rest of the week. I give myself 8 hours, and it ends ...


Ever feel like your own friend collective has conspired to quietly tolerate you, and secretly hopes you kill yourself? It’s the anxiety and passive depression, I tell myself. But, the popular na...


One take on my potential NaNoWriMo is to split myself into three perspectives: Father, son, and the one in between. As it’s a TimmyNovel, they’d all be failures. HA HA. Like, I could write Wha...


Dude, I ate beans&rice before bed, and my weight is still lower than it was yesterday. THIS JS WILDSAUCE. I mean, I know the math. I’m in sharp enough of a deficit that a small portion of be...


May 26, 2024

More musings.

I think more people have blood sugar issues than they realize. It is not a subject I’m versed in, but my energy has definitely been consistently better since I’ve been consistently eating better...


May 25, 2024

Between MEV and MRV.

One of the more interesting things I learned in nutrition class years ago has to do with saturated fat. Viscerally, we know what saturated means and feels like. But chemically? What is saturate...


So, I posited a wild theory that my cut might have been making me hangery and have hangxiety, despite not really feeling hungry. Like, rather than manifesting hunger, I was feeling gently more a...


I have cited this so many times to calm fledging bros. Little bros are addicted to the fallacy of the “anabolic window”. A perceived use-it-or-or-lose-it time where you should eat and down prot...


Not sure if I’m annoyed at a plethora of small things, or if my cut is catching up with me. Caffeine intake could be worse but uuuhhhh. That I feel more normal after eating. And I wake up kind ...


Spring shearing. I got lazy and grew the pubes out. Whatever. Growing more and more indifferent to shorn scrotum upkeep. But holy hell, I got a lotta bush. It’s getting warmer out, it’s near-...


May 08, 2024

I Shower Daily.

Just an annotation. I have had periods of depression where I wasn’t showering. I’m talking weeks, man. Things get unpleasant, trust me. I live in this meatbag, and it sucks. I have about three...


I woke up early, and felt motivated to vacuum. I’ve meant to vacuum once a week, but who actually holds themselves to that. Nonetheless, with four cats, even a half-assed vacuum will pick up a ...


May 03, 2024

It's not intelligent.

You know how Windows and Mac is just a GUI over an infrastructure we used to interact with directly? So-called AI is nothing more than a search engine with a glossy output system. Whatever it’s...


May 01, 2024

Endogenous OCD.

I’m not sure if there’s another term for this. I’ve met people with some serious clinical OCDs. I have more… set tendencies. I’m consistent! We all find little ways that things work for us, a...


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Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.