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I got a compliment on my squat today. It’s funny, it was my first time squatting this year. Been “just” deadlifting. Not sure why I thought my squat would suffer. It’s not like I’m some elite...


3 days ago

OK, Boomer.

I’m officially going to be broadening the usage of this term. From now on, whenever I hear one generation tease a younger generation, I’m going to say “Okay, boomer.” Because it’s the same dam...


Lifts still going up. Energy through the workout maintained. It still boggles my mind, given how I used to always have preworkout nutrition. Then again, we “fast” during the night and somehow d...


6 days ago

Sleep and Potatos.

Sleep continues to be excelsior. Still low carb six days a week. (20c or less). Getting easier and easier. Any sugar desires mostly correlate with general hunger. As for hunger itself… Gosh...


7 days ago

Fasted Lifting.

My experimenting continues. Over fifteen years ago, I educated myself in The Way of the Rat. Okay, close enough. Part of my self-education in How to Move Inanimate Objects was nutrition. Namely...


January 15, 2022

I don't understand Murica.

Even before lgbtqiabbqafkc++ became a thing, gender reveal parties were weird. Sure, now it’s the “YOU’RE IMPOSING GENDER ROLES BEFORE THE KID IS BORN”. Which is all philosophical, and heady, ...


January 14, 2022

You do you, man.

So, I was in the back of the gym doing farmer’s walks. There’s a guy doing some ab exercise on an apparatus. And he’s audibly breathing “One! Two! Three! Four! Gotta get fit at the gym!” Sec...


January 12, 2022

Just Some Nonsense.

I’ve been spending too much time reading forums. Takes a bit to filter out information. I’m midway through my second week of low-carb, and it’s going well. It was only the first few days that ...


January 06, 2022

Drinking Buddies.

Not really a secret I’ve been on /r/StopDrinking. Something I read about are people who are all “I want to drink, but it’ll kill my social life.” I can’t relate to this at all. Like, where are ...


I’m not sure how serious I am being trying keto, but. Well, here we are. Less a challenge, more an experiment. This isn’t the first time I’ve tracked calories to drop weight. I recall that st...


January 03, 2022

Blank Calendar.

I had the idea to write something called “Glory to Clamshots”, a satire glorifying pussyshots to point out how ridiculous leading with dickpics is. But, I just don’t care right now? Got to the g...


January 01, 2022

Excelzio.

I have a bunch of “stock” names I use for video games. Timmy™ is pretty goddamned obvious. But I can’t remember the last time I was asked to input a last name. (Persona4.) The only “last name...


December 30, 2021

DQXI

For the first time in a long time, I spent most of the day playing a video game. Gosh, it’s been SO long. Just zone in and PLAY without the “am I enjoying this?” anxiety or “Should I be product...


December 12, 2021

Another DreamGirl.

I’m at some restaurant prior to a Devils game. A girl asks me what I’m doing after the game. I grin and say something like “You’re asking me out, aren’t you?” She blushes a little bit. It turns...


November 22, 2021

I love cats, therefore...

Think about it. I have four cats. They’re all different. They all want adorable in different ways. …Just saying the obvious. Communicate, listen to your partner. Ask “What do you like beforeh...


November 06, 2021

Holy Pants!

So I was getting into my car this morning when I noticed a MASSIVE HOLE IN MY PANTS. Like, right along the seat of my pants. If it was there yesterday, I have no idea how I didn’t notice. Actua...


November 05, 2021

A Good Day.

So, I had my first day of workies at the new job today. In reflecting, I’d say it was one of the best first days of work I’ve ever had. With one exception. Now, why am I saying it was good? ...


November 03, 2021

SPL.

That stands for Southern Pooping Life. It is a social experiment where people try to synchronize their pooping schedule. So, they get on zoom, and try to poop at the same time while looking eac...


October 31, 2021

Triple Inception.

Ever finish a dream, then start the next dream waking up thinking you’re awake in-dream? Oh man. Details are fading but oh man, this was intense. Hrm, I’m forgetting the first sequence. That m...


October 21, 2021

The Legend of Qui-Gon Jinn.

So, I watch a lot of geek content, that’s no secret. While I’m a Trekkie first, one or way another I am highly versed in Star Wars. (No comics or beta, only what’s on film.) By now, you should ...


October 17, 2021

Skewed Perspective.

I might be wrong, but I feel like, in writing, I have a better grasp of the Female Perspective than the Male Perspective. As in, I’m able to get into the headspace of my female characters easier...


October 15, 2021

Bacon is Overrated.

Maybe it’s a trope I never understood, but well, here I am saying it. People love bacon. I am not one of those people. Oh, I’m not against bacon. If it’s on a burger or pizza, cool, I’ll eat it...


October 15, 2021

Behold, the Power of Pants.

The Power of Pants compels you! Well, okay, I don’t really wear pants much. Especially in this climate, it may not get cold enough to warrant pants this year. I’m serious. I’m THAT guy that we...


October 15, 2021

We require regeneration.

You really should be able to call out due to depression, but well. Mental sickness doesn’t show all that well. Well. Not usually. I’m pretty easy to read; when I’m sad, it really REALLY shows ...


Ya know, I don’t like horror movies. Maybe if they’re played for pure laughs, sure. But violence for the sake of violence really perturbs me. Violins, not violence; that’s more my style. There...


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Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.