Timmy™ ⋅ 40
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Cookie Monster. in The Napkin.
I’m up 7 lbs from last month. Concurrent with tracking when I get up and go to sleep, I weigh myself before bed, and first thing when I get up. It’s so fascinating how you can lose two pounds j...
I even lift, bro. in The Napkin.
I gave myself permission not to lift today. Slept as long as I felt comfortable. Still ate my oatmeal, because oatmeal is healthy whether you’re on your deathbed or a healthy 29 year old. Actu...
Nano Thoughts. in The Napkin.
I was relaxed enough at work to do some head-writing for my next novel. I keep coming back to the concept of losing and then trying to find a older/younger sister. I’ve done “falling in love wi...
Red-lining. in The Napkin.
So, 20 workouts in 23 days, plus one cardio? Or something. Tired? Kinda. Well, yes. It’s that early-morning calm. Physically, I feel fine. Well, I was getting tired towards the end of my wor...
Ho Hum. in The Napkin.
8 hours of sleep, check. Plenty of food, check. Holding off on cookies last night? Uhhhh. I’ll try to watch my cookie quota tonight. Woke up rested today but not entirely motivated. I am try...
Sugar. in The Napkin.
Ah, honey honey. I’m always looking for course corrections. Saturday night I went to bed early and slept 10 hours. Woke up feeling amazing yesterday. Went to bed relatively on time last night,...
Streaking. in The Napkin.
Well, ran my upper/lower split six days straight last week. Got ten hours of sleep last night; felt rested enough to do some fasted cardio this morning. Does that count as “hitting the gym” sev...
Timmy Got Back. in The Napkin.
I got a compliment at the gym. Usually, I’m there first thing in the morning. Well, first thing for me, which can be as early as 4 am. I had a morning shift today, and an evening shift last nig...
Some people deserve a yeast infection. in The Napkin.
So, led my second Ass Day* of the week with ten sets of 3 deadlifts @ 245 lbs with one minute rest periods. There’s two squat racks on either side. And both are occupied by dudes curling. Punch...
No amateur teins, only professional teins. in The Napkin.
Feel like I have nobody to talk to*. So, here we are. I’ve lifted 14 out of the last 16 days. Today’s workout was… 104 minutes. May remove one exercise. I’m trying to keep it consistent, and...
Self-Empowerment. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I don’t think prayer actually works. I do, however, believe in the efficacy of positive thinking. As a writer, I find writing dialogue rather easy. I can shift back and forth between different ...
The Nudity of Tank Tops. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Ya know. I’ve worn wife-beaters to the gym for years. Never really gave it much thought. The gym is a highly sexually charged alternate space where levels of clothing clearly vary from what sh...
Someday, I'll be a real boy! in The Napkin.
Let’s see, ten workouts in eleven days. Every workout over 75 minutes. Lifts are going up, I feel physically awesome. Hell, might be placebo, but I feel different in the mirror. I will laugh i...
Resting Bitch Face. in The Napkin.
Apparently I am afflicted with it. Eh, apparently. I get accused of looking angry when I’m not. Maybe annoyed, but usually it’s just latent sadness. I don’t bother fake smiling, as fake smilin...
Knowing everything would be boring. in The Napkin.
At times, saying “I’ve read all these books” and citing all these quotes can be a bit of Appeal to Authority. It’s cool to borrow other people’s ideas to influence you, to help shape you. But at...
Sans Adrenaline. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
That’s been my personal way of expressing or summing up how I feel. The calm I have. Things feel easier. Though. Am I still a touch lazy? You bet your ass. I lifted today. 8th workout in 9...
I Think, Therefore I Timmy™ in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Faith is believing in fiction. Faith is fancy word for assumption of what will happen in the future. This is what I posit, for now. We’re doing the chapter on the agnostic again, which I find ...
As I said to someone on reddit... in The Napkin.
“The sooner we put it in the present, the sooner we can put it in the past.” - Me
It's 5:25 am. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
And it’s Squat Day. Rawr. This will be workout 7 in 8 days. Mind you, I pick things up and put things down. Workouts have drifted to upwards of 80-90 minutes. Still running an upper/lower spl...
Fun with MSPaint. in The Napkin.
I mean, the tattoo idea is simple enough that I can see how it looks without any printing. Probable location. Potential alternate location. Right along the line where I had a shooting pain do...
She can not lie. in The Napkin.
Coworker: “Wow, this ladle is huge!” Me: “I can get you a smaller one.” Coworker: “No, I like big ladles. …Tim, don’t even say it.” Me: “What? I didn’t say anything!” And I didn’t, I swear!...
More Tattoo Thoughts. in The Napkin.
I’m just assuming I’ve written about tattoos before? I feel like I have a half-dozen ideas, but here’s a few that have stuck in my head. Green Ranger symbol. There’s also one that looks a lit...
A Shared Experience. in The Napkin.
You can underestimate how much you sweat at the gym until you take your soaked knickers out of your gymbag at home. Further reason why I HAVE to shower at the gym before equipping street clothes ...
Telephone Game Over Time. in The Napkin.
Believing in the bible is like believing Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a true story. Both are based on people that supposedly lived, but I think some of the details got blurred or changed. ...
The Efficacy of Cleavage. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, there was a women at the gym today, clad in a sports bra. Cool, whatever. And proudly displaying plunging cleavage. Easily DD’s. (The mode* of cup size amongst my female partners has been...
