Timmy™ ⋅ 40
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Drinking Buddies. in The Napkin.
Not really a secret I’ve been on /r/StopDrinking. Something I read about are people who are all “I want to drink, but it’ll kill my social life.” I can’t relate to this at all. Like, where are ...
What's in YOUR nutrition log? in The Napkin.
I’m not sure how serious I am being trying keto, but. Well, here we are. Less a challenge, more an experiment. This isn’t the first time I’ve tracked calories to drop weight. I recall that st...
Blank Calendar. in The Napkin.
I had the idea to write something called “Glory to Clamshots”, a satire glorifying pussyshots to point out how ridiculous leading with dickpics is. But, I just don’t care right now? Got to the g...
Excelzio. in The Napkin.
I have a bunch of “stock” names I use for video games. Timmy™ is pretty goddamned obvious. But I can’t remember the last time I was asked to input a last name. (Persona4.) The only “last name...
DQXI in The Napkin.
For the first time in a long time, I spent most of the day playing a video game. Gosh, it’s been SO long. Just zone in and PLAY without the “am I enjoying this?” anxiety or “Should I be product...
The Marty McFly Problem, Part II in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Furthermore, something we take for granted in fiction. The same sperm and egg met. Yes, yes, it’s fiction. But think about it. In most fiction where parallel universes meet, somehow, the same ...
The Marty McFly Problem. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So I was saying to someone, “Doing the same thing twice and expecting the same results is a sign of retardation, unless you understand quantum mechanics. And I don’t understand quantum mechanics...
Another DreamGirl. in The Napkin.
I’m at some restaurant prior to a Devils game. A girl asks me what I’m doing after the game. I grin and say something like “You’re asking me out, aren’t you?” She blushes a little bit. It turns...
Metronome JOI. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Let’s get some terminology out of the way. A metronome is typically an audible ticking sound. As for JOI, well. I had only heard this spoken in a video in recent weeks. Until then, I guess I ...
I love cats, therefore... in The Napkin.
Think about it. I have four cats. They’re all different. They all want adorable in different ways. …Just saying the obvious. Communicate, listen to your partner. Ask “What do you like beforeh...
Star Trek: McCoy. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Star Trek I: After a night at a disco party, McCoy is drafted by the military. Star Trek II: Seeing his best friend grapple with age, McCoy encourages him to pursue true happiness. Star Trek II...
Fun With Maca Root. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Just your general “Yes, Timmy™ is going to be talking about naughty things” disclaimer. I’m sure there’s at least one person who sees my posts on the front page and goes “Oh gawd, not that perve...
I Grew Another Cat. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
One year ago, today, Alice adopted me. Just walked in my door like she owned the place. She’s really grown into her little body. A year ago. Today.
Refreshing the Reward Center. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, I was on the treadmill contemplating the reward center of the brain. So, obviously I was in the gym. There’s a rule-of-thumb to change your routine every 4-8 weeks. Granted, I so acknowled...
Holy Pants! in The Napkin.
So I was getting into my car this morning when I noticed a MASSIVE HOLE IN MY PANTS. Like, right along the seat of my pants. If it was there yesterday, I have no idea how I didn’t notice. Actua...
A Good Day. in The Napkin.
So, I had my first day of workies at the new job today. In reflecting, I’d say it was one of the best first days of work I’ve ever had. With one exception. Now, why am I saying it was good? ...
SPL. in The Napkin.
That stands for Southern Pooping Life. It is a social experiment where people try to synchronize their pooping schedule. So, they get on zoom, and try to poop at the same time while looking eac...
Weird Al can still play the accordion. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Okay, video here. When I was a kid. Well, teenager. I felt a disconnect with my dad. Has lasted to this day. And I’m so glad I made the decision I did. To decide upon other role models other...
Well, that was fast. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Filled out an online application Friday. Get an email Saturday morning to do an online video recorded interview. Gave myself the day to prepare. Finished/submitted the video interviews by 5pm Su...
Triple Inception. in The Napkin.
Ever finish a dream, then start the next dream waking up thinking you’re awake in-dream? Oh man. Details are fading but oh man, this was intense. Hrm, I’m forgetting the first sequence. That m...
How to have Peace in the Middle East. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Nuke it. Nuke it all. Yeah, that won’t work. Odds are, there will be outlying factions that will want the charred, barren lands. (I believe it was an olde friend of mine which proposed this.) ...
The Legend of Qui-Gon Jinn. in The Napkin.
So, I watch a lot of geek content, that’s no secret. While I’m a Trekkie first, one or way another I am highly versed in Star Wars. (No comics or beta, only what’s on film.) By now, you should ...
Skewed Perspective. in The Napkin.
I might be wrong, but I feel like, in writing, I have a better grasp of the Female Perspective than the Male Perspective. As in, I’m able to get into the headspace of my female characters easier...
How can you be a writer if you don't read much? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’ve been asked this a lot. I’m literate, in that I can read, that’s not an issue. I just find it difficult to “read” books for pleasure. And somehow there’s an elite attitude of “Well, gosh, I...
You need to watch Lower Decks. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Two of my six tattoos are Star Trek related. So, I feel I’m a registered Trekkie. How do I put this. Discovery and Picard have been chores to endure. But Lower Decks? An utter delight. It e...
