Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

by Timmy™

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2 days ago

Dresses & Pooping.

I can already hear it. “Timmy™, how do these things come to mind?” I have what I decided to describe as a sweater cloak. Frakking love it. So, the other day I had to perform elimination activit...

3 days ago

On Oatmeal.

I have an expression: Any nutritional regimen that doesn’t allow oatmeal makes me skeptical. I think we can all agree that food that looks like food or is otherwise closer to “food in nature” is...

7 days ago

Gym Juices.

I sometimes notice people enter the gym, do their thing, and then leave. Still hot and sweaty. I don’t get this. Unless you walked to the gym, you’re going to sit your sweaty tush on your car ...

May 07, 2021

Sit Down.

I sat down for dinner. No, I don’t think you realize how big a deal this is. See, usually I sit in front of the TV. It’s such a habit that I have spent some time thinking about just how long it...

May 04, 2021

Happiness's Revenge.

It just hit me that it’s almost a year since my Wife bought me a guitar. I was so happy that I hugged my Wife and cried. Pure ecstatic joy and elation. I haven’t hat that high of a positive em...

April 29, 2021

Testicular Cancer.

Does your partner have testicles? Have you groped his testicles recently? While you don’t need balls to be a man, most dudes are rather attached to their balls. Gently grope them. Feel them. ...

April 27, 2021


I started watching Dawson’s Creek on a whim. To razz it. To see how “bad” it is, akin to how Candi and I watched the Twilight movies so we could have an objective opinion rather than blindly sh...

April 26, 2021

Titanium Dioxide.

This is in my Caesar Dressing. This is why I can’t be bothered to be vegan or any of that other crap. All things in moderation, including moderation. If you overthink, your brain will blue scree...

April 14, 2021

Bodily Scents.

If it weren’t for societal acceptance, I would go sans anti-stink stick more (deodorant/anti-perspirant). Really, if you just showered and you’re not going anywhere, relax. Heck, even if you ar...

April 09, 2021

I got shot.

And I got a sticker for it! Guess I’ve earned splurging on a vaccine-themed shirt. (Will still be masking.) Now to find an artist for my next tattoo, and email shoppes for whether they do male...

April 07, 2021

Maskless Exercise.

I’m vehemently pro-mask. I follow News 12 NJ on facebook, and it is infested by right-wingers. People that refuse to vaccinate because it is “untested”. That think social gathering is a “perso...

March 26, 2021

Cloud of Darkness.

I lopped off my long hair back in October 2004. It was an odd transition. Wasn’t my first lopping. But this was significant. Oh sure, I can pull off short and curly hair. My jet black hair is ...

March 25, 2021

Tres Amigos.

I was going to write on female vs male friendships, but I feel that entry is still percolating in my brainz. No secret most of my friends are girls/females/women/whatever. I have long since refle...

March 24, 2021

Places I have been.

I keep a giant USA map, and a giant World map, on my wall. I am sure there are those that are more traveled than I am. And those that have never left their home state or province. I will try t...

Rereading this entry I wrote, I’m tempted to troll and dare a girl to make herself an omelette using my personal style of recipe. Though, might technically be called scrambled eggs with stuff in...

March 18, 2021

I don't want to go.

97.1F. Over two weeks of whatever this bug is. Positive spirit has expired. Chronic depression taken over. Mental and physical abilities can not elaborate further. If this truly is the end: kno...

I swear on my mother’s ashes that I wasn’t doing anything nefarious. AI simply has it out for me. I’m not angry. Annoyed at the most. What FB probably doesn’t realize is that these two strikes ...

March 16, 2021

On Onlyfans.

This is a tricky topic to cover, as I am Sex Worker Positive. I believe prostitutes deserve to be treated with respect. I only became aware of this site because of my activity on fetlife. From ...

March 16, 2021


Still exhausted. Still trying whatever I can to get us through this. I… (Alice speaking) He is really physically exhausted. It takes a lot to coax him out of bed for basic bodily functions. H...

March 15, 2021


Today’s theme song, as I battle whatever this is.

March 14, 2021

I hate english class.

I am reflecting on how I had difficulty responding to English and Reading classes when I was a kid. K-12, I HATED every single one of those classes. And I may have a partial explanation. Beyon...

March 13, 2021


My Wife has caught covid. It is NOT like her at all to be bed-ridden. If I were in better health, I would run to her aid. Tea, soup, and another blanket. I checked my temperature while chatti...

March 13, 2021

Save Her.

Let’s go, community. All the s-word signs are there in a few words. Help her.

March 12, 2021

Yet Another Weird Dream.

So, I’m in my living room. I noticed a guy outside outfitted in modern U.S. military fatigue. Kind of crouched, skulking past my window. I’d say… between 43 and 57 years of age. Determined e...

March 11, 2021

How to get Pulled Over.

I have two anecdotes for you. It’s storytime. Picture it. Jersey. Approaching evening. An ‘88 Dodge Caravan. Black Cherry. She stops at a red light going downhill. She makes a sharp right...

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Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.