Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

by Timmy™

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2 hours ago

How Do You Wipe?

Less an inquiry of specifics, more HOW IS IT POSSIBLE. Now, this may be shocking information. Girls poop. They defecate. They take massive shits. There are toots and pauses between each evacu...

1 day ago

South of Heaven.

First song Pandora plays is Slayer. Mofoing SLAYER. Slayer isn’t easy to get into. (Seriously. I get it. Metallica is easier to get into.) But once you get into Slayer, they will scream on ...

Picture it. Jersey. Mid-naughts. Someone’s apartment. A dozen or so Jerseyians. Or is it Jerseyites. (Whatever.) Cuddle Party. For the uninitiated, Cuddle Party is a safe space to practice ...

2 days ago

This is a Taco.

Well, it is. Happy Taco to you.

3 days ago


It’s something Alice does sometimes. I’ll be walking around my flat, she’ll jump on my back, wrap her arms and legs around me, and exclaim JETPACK! Like a spontaneous piggyback ride. Sometimes ...

4 days ago

The Gold Cartridge.

I should also have a gold copy of the original LoZ, however this is about Ocarina of Time. Picture it, Jersey, autumn, 1998. Toys’R’Us. What. So it’s not Sophia. All the Golden Girls deserve...

5 days ago


Who doesn’t have an interior monologue? Are there truly people who aren’t constantly thinking? HOW DO YOU FUNCTION. Well, it’s not constant-constant for me. I’m capable of zoning out and focusi...

5 days ago

The White Rose.

V left it in my car with a note. And I didn’t understand the symbolism of white. I thought it meant she was attracted to me. And she was. It’s somewhere between romantic attraction and physica...

6 days ago


Generally not recommended to google-doctor, but we all do it now and then. I have about three terms that.... “help” describe me. Schizoaffective Disorder, Manic Depression, and Anxiety. Yes, y...

7 days ago

Lack of Control.

More personal observations. If I pace/meditate on this further, I’m sure I could think of other examples. The easiest ones to elaborate on are food, and masturbation. (This is why there an oxfo...

Thank you to anyone who keeps me in their heart and thoughts.

February 17, 2021

Climate Change Rebound.

Calling it now. And, as you know, I truly hate being correct. The weather is going to rebound and this oncoming summer will be among the hottest, most violent on record. I hate being correct. T...

February 17, 2021

My Survivor Tattoo.

Left forearm. Of course my mom held my hand while crossing the street to the grocery store. When her MS escalated, she would hold onto my left forearm to stabilize herself as we crossed the str...

Oh, you know you’re reading this because I’m Too Much Information Timmy. I taste-tested this hot sauce yesterday. Do you need another trigger warning for the aftermath? Nah, I’m okay, but serio...

I have been asked occasionally “Why are you still married to her? You’re not together.” Paraphrasing. Medical. Hospital. Sorry, it’s 1:36 AM, and my mind isn’t what it used to be. Forgive me. I...

Okay, I’ll check the label, but PHEW, okay, finally. I’ll make a HOT SAUCE video on this in the next day or two. For now? I find it tasty. Mouth is in pain. But, in a good way. I know, I kn...

What, you read the title.

Don’t worry, more hot sauce masochism will be presented. In the mean time, is it Sophia-time? Engage? Engage.

February 15, 2021

Frank's Extra Hot Sauce.

If the next bottle of hot sauce doesn’t make me reach for milk, I may need to outsource.

February 14, 2021

On Loss.

“I’ve heard it said, that one of the worst parts of breaking up a long term relationship is the loss of language. The puns and in-jokes, the little touches that were special just to you two. That...

February 14, 2021

Baseline and Amplitude.

This is babbling about psychology. Oh, I’ve taken Psych 101. But gosh, sometimes when you get clinical terms, they start to lose all meaning. “Oh, that’s nice. …What does that really mean aga...

This is a paraphrase from Sarek in Star Trek 2009. I want to start off by saying that right now, in this moment, I’m happy. It is rare, so it needs to be noted. Those close to me know my emotio...

Yes, indeed, I have a face. I know, baffling.

February 11, 2021

Stand by Photon Torpedoes.

It’s not to hurt her. It’s to protect myself. Meh, too cheerful. Too mean. I won’t lipread for you, as I know what Riker is saying. No, still too professional. …Never thought I’d have to go...

February 11, 2021

Not-So-Mild Sauce.

I have been pondering about what to do video stuff about. Subjecting myself to hot sauce? Gotta start somewhere.

Book Description

Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.