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by Timmy™

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Nuke it. Nuke it all. Yeah, that won’t work. Odds are, there will be outlying factions that will want the charred, barren lands. (I believe it was an olde friend of mine which proposed this.) ...


I’ve been asked this a lot. I’m literate, in that I can read, that’s not an issue. I just find it difficult to “read” books for pleasure. And somehow there’s an elite attitude of “Well, gosh, I...


Two of my six tattoos are Star Trek related. So, I feel I’m a registered Trekkie. How do I put this. Discovery and Picard have been chores to endure. But Lower Decks? An utter delight. It e...


October 14, 2021

Autism would explain a lot.

I feel like I understand things on a delay. It.. takes time to understand things. Sometimes. Don’t get me wrong, when it comes to some math and science, I can instantly skip so many dots. I fee...


October 12, 2021

Discovery.

It was in 8th grade. I was chatting with a cohort. I didn’t have a word or formulation for my thought patterns. He said he was atheist. That night, I looked up the word in the dictionary. Yes,...


October 12, 2021

The Viewer Creates The Art.

I wrote this at random for fetlife, but then remembered that some of you like how zany my mind is. What’s the joke, I haven’t met my “sexually explicit content” quota for this month yet? Ya kn...


October 11, 2021

A Confession.

When I was a wee teen, I would sometimes watch Bill O’Reilly and agree with him. Gosh, I feel dirty even admitting that. Obviously I have evolved. I don’t even remember what I was agreeing wit...


The IRS state of NJ claims I owe them 7k in taxes from 2017. Are you kidding me? Oh sure, like I have that kind of money just sitting around, ha ha. This is so outlandish I’m not even panicking...


October 09, 2021

Ass Days.

I’m baffled by bros who only hit legs once a week. Just. How? To strawman argument, they’ll complain that leg day is difficult. Well, it is. But, it gets easier with frequency. No, really. I ...


October 06, 2021

Act Your Age.

Got out late. There was a car next to mine with its lights on, which was weird. Turned out just to be one of the waitresses. She was with a guy and I couldn’t tell who it was. I joked “Enjoy ...


October 04, 2021

I ain't dead yet.

Dear Future Timmy™, Here’s a light workout you did on your “deload/transition” week. Chin: 3 @ +25 lbs Squat: 1 @ 225 lbs Deadlift: 1 @ 315 lbs Overhead Press: 1 @ 105 lbs Bent-over Row: 1 @...


September 21, 2021

Self-Empowerment.

I don’t think prayer actually works. I do, however, believe in the efficacy of positive thinking. As a writer, I find writing dialogue rather easy. I can shift back and forth between different ...


September 20, 2021

The Nudity of Tank Tops.

Ya know. I’ve worn wife-beaters to the gym for years. Never really gave it much thought. The gym is a highly sexually charged alternate space where levels of clothing clearly vary from what sh...


September 15, 2021

Sans Adrenaline.

That’s been my personal way of expressing or summing up how I feel. The calm I have. Things feel easier. Though. Am I still a touch lazy? You bet your ass. I lifted today. 8th workout in 9...


September 14, 2021

I Think, Therefore I Timmy™

Faith is believing in fiction. Faith is fancy word for assumption of what will happen in the future. This is what I posit, for now. We’re doing the chapter on the agnostic again, which I find ...


September 14, 2021

It's 5:25 am.

And it’s Squat Day. Rawr. This will be workout 7 in 8 days. Mind you, I pick things up and put things down. Workouts have drifted to upwards of 80-90 minutes. Still running an upper/lower spl...


September 07, 2021

The Efficacy of Cleavage.

So, there was a women at the gym today, clad in a sports bra. Cool, whatever. And proudly displaying plunging cleavage. Easily DD’s. (The mode* of cup size amongst my female partners has been...


September 01, 2021

You're pretty.

So, I was in the back part of a gym where there is no music. So all the female and male breaths of exertion sound like… Well, you can use your imagination. It’s disconcerting and “YEAH, LET’S ...


August 29, 2021

Dopamine Management.

Is that even a thing? It’s nice feeling happy or pleasant. Isn’t it? And yes, I do believe thinking positive helps you be more positive. As circular negative thoughts have a way of festering an...


I am not particularly surprised, given my trademark look. It’s like I should put a trademark at the end of Timmy and call myself Timmy™. But gosh, it would require some next-level ostentatiousn...


August 04, 2021

Serenity.

What is serenity? When have you felt serenity? That was the topic. I snapped my fingers, and the chair motioned to me. Serenity is feeling calm and at peace with your emotions. Good and bad....


July 29, 2021

We Agnostics.

Oh, I’m still atheist. That is a chapter in The Big Book. I figured it would take a while to find my rhythm in terms of when/how many AA meetings I would attend weekly. Considering my work sch...


July 26, 2021

On Gandalfs.

Or Obi Kenobi’s, whatever. As a writer, I sometimes like to put in a Wise Olde White Dude into my works. Someone whose backstory you don’t reeeeally need to flesh out. Their aura of wisdom pre...


July 20, 2021

Hailing Frequencies.

My phone is nearing brick status. “Gee, Timmy, your Blackberry was so not fetch when you got it.” Blackberry is fetch. Blackberry is always fleek and on point and radical, you neo-maxi zoom-dwe...


July 19, 2021

Die With Honor.

I knew it was going to hurt, and gosh, did this new tattoo not disappoint. First one only hurt near my hipbone. Second one barely hurt, as it is on my bum. I almost want to say it hurts more “...


Book Description

Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.