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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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de3 in idea barrages
1.) I wanna just wander around looking at the world, at the people, at the things they’ve made, I am of the sub-species meander-thal. 2.) If your cult makes its own dairy products in its fortress...
de2 in idea barrages
1.) On one hand, the elder Bush did horrifying things as president. On the other, he at least feigned WASP-y gentility & was by all accounts an educated person of above-average intelligence. ...
de1 in idea barrages
1.) Tell me you weren’t disappointed when you found out “SHARK TANK” was a game show starring venture capitalist douchenozzles and not about the adventures of a crimefighter who drives a tank tha...
no30 in idea barrages
1.) Try to convince someone that Thor Ragnarok was released in Japan under the title Loki Loki Panic. 2.) They were performing surgery on that grape to splice in gorilla DNA. Soon our cities will...
no29 in idea barrages
1.) For all I know, if there’s a bot running around copying me, maybe it’s better at being me than I am. Maybe I’d have to friend him and take notes. 2.) I don’t know if the dish “puttanesca” was...
no28 in idea barrages
1.) Your fish out of water sitcom about an American going to the Middle East to teach English in a prep school for the elite will be called WELCOME BACK QATAR. 2.) Surprisingly few chainsaws were...
no27 in idea barrages
1.) People who act oblivious aren’t always, really, sometimes we know the worst is probably coming but we act like we’re assuming the best because acting tough won’t change anything if the worst ...
no26 in idea barrages
1.) A Mr. Rogers song about facebook: “These are the people that you maybe know, that you maybe know, that you maybe know, oh these are the people that you maybe know, they’re the folks you’ll ne...
no25 in idea barrages
1.) Today’s song for Ollie: “whoooa, there’s no dog there, WHOOO-OA, LITTLE TINY BEAR” 2.) Had the Blur song “Beetlebum” been a radio hit, it would definitely be a song about the Beagle Boys from...
hell is a gun in poetry
the devil’s emissaries on our earth are the gun once there were too many of us running around here the devil had his hands full the devil couldn’t keep up with all our petty things so the de...
love love love in poetry
love will not come down as a conquering warrior love will not come as some pretty twenty-four frame-per-second blur animated by the flicker love will come to you in rags as if a refugee love...
ten lines on a woman in poetry
she wears the nightsky’s dark and stars as were it a cloak about her shoulders valkyrie, flaxen, honeyed-yellow hair not nearly as awkward as she believes boundless enthusiasm balanced ou...
no24 in idea barrages
1.) A parody of Bob Seger’s “Kathmandu” about crab rangoon, sure. 2.) “Tekashi 6ix9ine” sounds less like a rapper & more like an obscure anime, maybe about women who pilot giant robot battles...
no23 - barragefriday in idea barrages
1.) Waiting for Neil Young to reinvent himself as a rapper called Young Neil. 2.) Interrobang is both a rarely used punctuation and the name for the water-boarding fetish. 3.) On a long enough t...
no22 in idea barrages
1.) I want a reboot of “Home Improvement” where the Tim Taylor character is a gay fellow. I feel like it would not only be fun but it would anger all kinds of people whose voices shouldn’t matter...
no21 in idea barrages
1.) Nailing Trump’s daughter with “but her e-mails” is fun and everything but the “but her e-mails” narrative was never really about the righties, it was about the far left buying that narrative ...
no20 in idea barrages
1.) I mean, I guess I could write a parody of Guns N Roses “Mr. Brownstone” about Paula Poundstone. 2.) A cereal called Dommin’ Os, basically Cheerios but with little chocolate marshmallow gimp m...
no19 in idea barrages
1.) By cooking your roux to various levels of doneness, you can achieve the fifty shades of gravy. 2.) I will invent the musical sub-genre of “Skazoo” which is basically sarcastic ska but all the...
no18 in idea barrages
1.) Psychics staging bloodless simulacra of the future’s battles, historical pre-enactors. 2.) An Amazon warehouse with low pay, impossible hours and exploitative work conditions isn’t “job-creat...
no17 in idea barrages
1.) Dreamt in fractals of meaning again, patterns of false binaries & every prismatic prison pattern broken thru gave way to another level of a different same. Going up thru freedom, down thr...
keyword: buzz, title: Larry Kotter and The Mark of Loss in flash fiction
Larry was born into a secret society with superpowers in their blood, hiding in plain sight among us. Very few of them had world-shaking abilities, though, his mother could accelerate someone’s h...
no16 in idea barrages
1.) Morning talk radio was never very good but now it’s invariably just two jack-offs and one jill-off laughing at themselves as they summarize the “wacky” stories on social media three days prev...
its beginning to look a lot in poetry
we’re not saying that we’re SURPRISED its snowing in Northern NY in November we’re just stating it’s terrible that it is which is completely and utterly true if you got kicked in the nuts ...
the deep end in poetry
I tell the lady “I’ll have the chicken on this terrible fast food salad GRILLED thankyouverymuch” always makes me feel like an Olympic sprinter “salad dressing? How about LITE VINAIGRETTE?” ...
the thing about this time of year early november when the snows have come but haven’t stuck around for good thusfar is those few green things that haven’t wilted yet that aren’t hanging in a...
