april 8 in idea barrages
- April 7, 2024, 2:06 p.m.
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“Oh man, I’m sorry I forgot you’re a vegetarian.” “No problem, no ham, no fowl.”
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We may as well give Willy Wonka a nemesis who is a TikTok chocolate influencer called Hustle Stovers.
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Sometimes my song parody ideas are more conceptual than funny? Like just taking the idea of the original song & making it overly complicated and oblique. Today in the shower, I was singing “i do my paces / in liminal spaces” to the tune of WALK THE LINE and it amused me, somehow.
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Painting challenge “The Nighthawks That Say Nee”.
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Why say “a drunken vodka haze” when you can say “a Popov-matic bubble”?
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Insecure e-mails have attachment issues.
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Sour grapes produce the best whine.
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It’s important to remember that you remember you ate a bunch of beets the night because when you briefly believe you have seen blood in your leavings.
Squidobarnez ⋅ April 08, 2024
I learned that beet thing before I got an opportunity to eat a lot of beets in one sitting, thank goodness. one of the plant-based cooking shows I consulted informed me thusly so I was well prepared for the event.
you're always good for a laugh, Mike!
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