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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.

with enough repetition, your flaws become your style


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December 17, 2021

dec 18 in idea barrages

You put your dick in the coconut/thats pretty fucked up/just get yourself together/I say Doctor/how much more much we endure/I say Doctor/get this man the talking cure/he put his dick in the co...

December 16, 2021

dec 16 in idea barrages

The white plastic garbage bags look just like the bottoms of snowmen. Or maybe vice versa. You can never tell around here. There we go. There’s the sleep deprivation rush. There’s my brain si...

December 13, 2021

dec 14 in idea barrages

Yeah, I got drip. DRIP COFFEE. Just gettin’ some lawn adornments from the Gnome Depot, is all. If you want to show awful ads on that little screen with the tinny blown-out speakers when I’m...

There are few phrases with a stronger one-two of power and malleability in our English than “the end of the world”. It means so damned much to so many but also a different thing to nearly every p...

December 11, 2021

dec 12 in idea barrages

Less purchases of muscle-cars at mid-life, more existential Chryslers! Relax! You’re getting a massage at The Spa of The Living Dead! Enjoy the zombiance! If her stage name is Charity, your...

gilgamesh he really tried his best but still enkidu stayed down in his early grave theseus he went straight to pieces but he still came on back twice into the waves icarus left be...

December 10, 2021

dec 10 in idea barrages

I want a Home Alone where Kevin is now a serial killer of neglectful parents and The Wet Bandits are offered time off their sentences if they help the FBI find him and bring him down. THE SILEN...

December 09, 2021

down on paper in poetry

simply a courier an errand boy merely messenger inside these emboldened new roman times of mild recline and wild decline and you have gotten yours and I too once almost had mine ...

“I hate those The Secret books,” she told Frank more than once, “the idea that magic’s simple as projecting intentions then getting whatever you want, such a childish and hungry and greedy way of...

December 08, 2021

dec 8 in idea barrages

If you think about it, a Bollywood musical number about a cheating lover could devolve into a Frenchin’ Indian War. Jedis and Sith alike get the crystals for their laserswords on Kyber Monday...

December 06, 2021

dec 6 in idea barrages

I feel like if we start naming COVID strains to sound like rare Transformers figures, we’re going to end up with the internet WANTING to collect them all. He claimed he was beaten up by a mys...

December 04, 2021

the statue of theseus in poetry

how many times must we bust ourselves into pieces refilling the scars with gold like that japanese pottery until we are instead a perfect golden image of who we used to be and a...

December 03, 2021

dec 4 in idea barrages

Eminem rapping about the Spider-Man trailer: “And Doctor Strange says / NOTHING, YOU IDIOT / he’s with the villains he locked in the basement!” NEW RULE: You can only tell origin stories in t...

December 02, 2021

dec 2 in idea barrages

So DC Comics had a character with power to control rocks & dirt who was European royalty & they called him “Geo-Force” not “Landlord”? Do I have to think for everyone? Did they have a w...

Imagine you roll six 18s, honest, in character generation. STR 18 CON 18 INT 18 DEX 18 WIS 18 CHA 18 Now, you could just enjoy playing a Multi Attribute Dependent class as if they were a better...

November 30, 2021

listlessness in poetry

(ambiguity your) bread and butter (always bringing home the) bacon milk (it for as long as you can) (it’s your money and your) life (don’t let them know your) secret (that yo...

November 29, 2021

nov 30 in idea barrages

Calling the minor X-Men character Jamie Madrox “Multiple Man” missed a trick. They could’a done “The Divisible Man”. A book about the insane economics of social media and viral video called M...

November 27, 2021

nov 28 in idea barrages

Middle November. Out the window, in the streetlight, the first flurries of wet snow in the sky. Every single mind born in the Lake Effect Belt looks out, clenches their jaw, balls up their fist...

“You play any instruments?” Frank asked, deflecting back to me. “My brother,” I said, “brilliant guitarist, though he’s rusty. My dad is, was,” Frank and I both stumble on the line between what i...

November 25, 2021

nov 26 in idea barrages

Maybe conservative parents would be more comfortable with sex ed. classes if we called them something different like “Pubic Relations”. Do people take a short break in No-Nut November for Cra...

November 25, 2021

eating money in poetry

when the bastards found out that they couldn’t eat money that their yachts couldn’t love them fine suits couldn’t fend off the plague they doubled-down on their stupidity...

November 24, 2021

nov 24 in idea barrages

“Don’t go eat the Applebees with anyone else but me, anyone else but me” would be the weirdest song parody ever. Asshole bottom JEANS, boots on the FEET If Disney really wanted to get their...

November 22, 2021

the man behind the mask in poetry

in diminished amazement the everbrooding Batman witnessed Clark Kent resurrect yet again as happens so often for the two of them as well as all of the goddamn Superfriends de...

November 21, 2021

letters about numbered days in poetry

driving over the underpass a manual for the automatic sitting up atop underpants it’s the moving stationery still making memory dance Betty Boop will reminisce for old Beatrice Bopo...

November 21, 2021

nov 22 in idea barrages

Do you think anyone ever broke up with Geordi LaForge, was like “I think we should see other people” then, like, was so embarrassed by the faux pas that she rescinded the break-up? He’s the o...

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