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It turned out that Carmen Sandiego was in San Diego the whole time. Yeah. Reverse psychology is a key weapon for international thieves, apparently.

You don’t get many opportunities to retort “Yeah, I like Candide… CANDIDE YAMS!” but you gotta take ‘em where you get ‘em.

I just realized Tarantino only ever wanted to do Star Trek because of the whole “Star Feet Academy” pun.

What is a cult deprogramming if not a divine intervention?

What if there were never aliens or UFOs at all & the conspiracy is that the American government just strings along these hoaxes so they’ve always got something to distract us when they want to? Like pretending there’s new info when a former president is going to trial.

If the Barbie movie leads to a Bratz movie, I just hope that for the theme song, they re-work the Queen theme for Flash Gordon. “BRATZ! AHHHH-AHH!”

If only Col. Sanders had been Col. Fuster instead, we could’a had Fuster’s Clucks.

The word is not the meaning, the food is not the meal, the wedding is not the marriage, the smile is not the feeling, the sight is not the thing, there are more than just the notes to the songs we live to sing.