march 24 in idea barrages

How about a law where no one can get another yacht until they’ve entirely finished eating their first one?

Sometimes life feels like a collections of times they didn’t say “yes” because you thought asking would hurt them. It’s okay. It’s better than hurting others taking what you want as yours without any empathic concern.

If everyone took less, everyone could have more.

An America parody built around “oh, Grodd never did give nothing to the hu-man, that the human didn’t richly deserve”.

Mark Ruffalo should start a chip company called “Ruffalos” just to mess with Ruffles. It’s his name! It would be a wonderful legal battle for them to try and say he can’t use his own name on his own chips.

Today, HOOK would end in a dance number called “Raise The Rufio”.

Kinda want to invent a mixed drink called the “Taquito Mockingbird”.

Bugles chips assembled into a working musical horn and you call it the Snacksophone.