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November 09, 2024

to the tune of ELEANOR RIGBY

Ah, look at that one tiny person! Ah, look at that one tiny person! Danny Devito Offers an egg in support, during these trying times It isn’t a crime Helming “Matilda” Narrating, playing th...


September 26, 2024

to the tune of ZZ Top's LEGS

she wants legs but she’s some kind of fish-thing oh how she begs she’s bargaining and wishing she wants some legs she thinks it’d be neat if they could end in… what do you call them… feet? she...


you better watch out he’s going to cry he’s going to shout I’m telling you why Santa Claus has trouble regulating his emotions he’s making a list he’s checking it twice he’s checking it ...


when the girl on the screen mispronounces cuisine that’s Giada when the thing on teevee calls “gnocchi” GNAY-OH-CHIIIII that’s Giada she will sound like-a-...


old cup lying by the side of the road residue of baja blast flour shell lying in a gutter by the drain with a few beans holding fast grown men squatting in the alley at dawn ...


bronson pinchot and the blades in the dark playing a show in new york’s central park they aren’t aware he’s a serial killer of those who look like his old co-star mark as they die, he claims the...


September 30, 2017

to the tune of LOVE SHACK

if you see a light-up sign by the cinema door that says “fifteen films based on Lovecraft” Lovecraft, H.P. you’re headin’ down Miskatonic Highway what’s the source, literarily? headed for t...


as soon as you’re born you’re in Burger King hell God help you if you’re sent off to the Taco Bell God can’t help you with the things that McDonalds sells a working class gyro is something...


September 28, 2017

to the tune of Prince's Kiss

don’t have to be beautiful to turn on Don just drink a lot of fluids from dusk till dawn you don’t need experience you don’t need clout you just have to save it all up and know when to l...


September 28, 2017

to the tune of END OF THE LINE

well it’s all right, walking against a stiff breeze well it’s all right, be trapped in a box if you please well it’s all right, pulling invisible rope well it’s all right, whatever you ...


September 28, 2017

to the tune of Karma Police

Carmel police, arrest this man he prefers nougat he wants it pretzel-filled he wants some sea salt on it Carmel police, arrest this girl she wants some Reeses that she can go...


September 16, 2017

tune of HERE COMES THE SUN

little Dalek, that is one long and handsome plunger little Dalek, don’t think you dare to climb up stairs ex-ter-min-ate, ex-ter-min-ate they all say… in shrill tones little Dalek, spreadi...


September 16, 2017

to the tune of RAGDOLL

fat dog, made a little doodie not good, some stuck to his booty well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man this time pissing in the clover lifts leg, nearly falling over f...


if you’re shopping at Vermont Country Store from cat-a-logue or… just online don’t linger too long on night gowns for… that’s the weirdest boner of mine if you go to buy maple cream or so...


Grievous loves me, this I know his four lasers tell me so though he wheezes, he’s real strong I doubt he could sing this song Grievous loves me, this I know Jedi are his ch...


look at that little mutt drag around his butt ‘til the floor has a rut something’s wrong, deep within something’s happ-en-in’ but he doesn’t know what barking out in horror clutching...


lately Madonna sounds like she’s British was she cursed by some sort of Celtic witch? that don’t just happen travelling the world didn’t talk like that on Material Girl Friday night she...


you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime talking to strange kids is your habit how could you think that’s just fine don’t...


it ain’t pleasant, livin’ in the desert don’t you know that sand is rough then the Jed-i were strict with the new guy swing that sword and get re-al buff Portman’s lover, kept...


April 30, 2017

tune of SILVER BELLS

it’s half-past-two, at the drive-through you’ve been stoned for a while in the air, there’s the sizzle of grilled meat menu listings speaker hissing order fifteen plus drink and a few ...


Are you ready, kids? Aye-aye Cobain! I can’t hear you… Aye-aye Cobain! OH! Who lives in Seattle around Ninety-Three? GrungeBob FrayedPants! his amps as distorted as they can be!...


April 30, 2017

tune of AGE OF AQUARIUS

when the screen is tuned to Channel Two and you’ve plugged in your N.E.S. the joypad in your hands that feeling is the best this is the dawning of the age of Kid Icarus! age of Kid Icarus! ...


I put a spell on you now you’re a mime you gotta act out the things you do because you’re quiet now you’re quiet now you can’t stand up straight runnin’ against the wind ...


Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they’re n...


all the beans are ground in this small cafe nearly fell asleep driving here today something strong and warm and then I’ll be okay cappuchino dreamin’ caffeine come my way I will star...


Book Description

I’m also a frustrated musician
with no instrumental talent and
about an octave and a half of vocal range
still sometimes I soldier on
and write comedy parodies of popular songs
and sing them a capella at open mic nights
this will be a collection of first drafts
of those projects