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by littlefallsmets

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September 30, 2017

to the tune of LOVE SHACK

if you see a light-up sign by the cinema door that says “fifteen films based on Lovecraft” Lovecraft, H.P. you’re headin’ down Miskatonic Highway what’s the source, literarily? headed for t...


as soon as you’re born you’re in Burger King hell God help you if you’re sent off to the Taco Bell God can’t help you with the things that McDonalds sells a working class gyro is something...


September 28, 2017

to the tune of Prince's Kiss

don’t have to be beautiful to turn on Don just drink a lot of fluids from dusk till dawn you don’t need experience you don’t need clout you just have to save it all up and know when to l...


September 28, 2017

to the tune of END OF THE LINE

well it’s all right, walking against a stiff breeze well it’s all right, be trapped in a box if you please well it’s all right, pulling invisible rope well it’s all right, whatever you ...


September 28, 2017

to the tune of Karma Police

Carmel police, arrest this man he prefers nougat he wants it pretzel-filled he wants some sea salt on it Carmel police, arrest this girl she wants some Reeses that she can go...


September 17, 2017

tune of HERE COMES THE SUN

little Dalek, that is one long and handsome plunger little Dalek, don’t think you dare to climb up stairs ex-ter-min-ate, ex-ter-min-ate they all say… in shrill tones little Dalek, spreadi...


September 16, 2017

to the tune of RAGDOLL

fat dog, made a little doodie not good, some stuck to his booty well fine, guess that we’ll be wiping up his back-door, man this time pissing in the clover lifts leg, nearly falling over f...


if you’re shopping at Vermont Country Store from cat-a-logue or… just online don’t linger too long on night gowns for… that’s the weirdest boner of mine if you go to buy maple cream or so...


Grievous loves me, this I know his four lasers tell me so though he wheezes, he’s real strong I doubt he could sing this song Grievous loves me, this I know Jedi are his ch...


look at that little mutt drag around his butt ‘til the floor has a rut something’s wrong, deep within something’s happ-en-in’ but he doesn’t know what barking out in horror clutching...


lately Madonna sounds like she’s British was she cursed by some sort of Celtic witch? that don’t just happen travelling the world didn’t talk like that on Material Girl Friday night she...


you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime talking to strange kids is your habit how could you think that’s just fine don’t...


it ain’t pleasant, livin’ in the desert don’t you know that sand is rough then the Jed-i were strict with the new guy swing that sword and get re-al buff Portman’s lover, kept...


April 30, 2017

tune of SILVER BELLS

it’s half-past-two, at the drive-through you’ve been stoned for a while in the air, there’s the sizzle of grilled meat menu listings speaker hissing order fifteen plus drink and a few ...


Are you ready, kids? Aye-aye Cobain! I can’t hear you… Aye-aye Cobain! OH! Who lives in Seattle around Ninety-Three? GrungeBob FrayedPants! his amps as distorted as they can be!...


April 30, 2017

tune of AGE OF AQUARIUS

when the screen is tuned to Channel Two and you’ve plugged in your N.E.S. the joypad in your hands that feeling is the best this is the dawning of the age of Kid Icarus! age of Kid Icarus! ...


I put a spell on you now you’re a mime you gotta act out the things you do because you’re quiet now you’re quiet now you can’t stand up straight runnin’ against the wind ...


Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they’re n...


all the beans are ground in this small cafe nearly fell asleep driving here today something strong and warm and then I’ll be okay cappuchino dreamin’ caffeine come my way I will star...


you’re getting calls from Navient getting calls from Sallie Mae you’re getting calls from CitiBank there’s no way that you could pay you couldn’t afford a diamond if it only cost a buck ...


you spent ten million on that suit that you got you know that crim’nals are a cowardly lot go punch a clown, na-na na-na na-na you dress like a bat, there’s just one use for that, g...


my name is Fudd my name is Fudd not to be confused with Daffy Sam or Sylvester my name is Fudd, it’s always been cuz I’m the finest big game hunter you’ve ever se...


March 14, 2017

to the tune of MOVIN' OUT

Prince Adam lives in the castle up high everyone thinks he’s a milquetoast no one quite knows what to think of the guy hanging out with that little red ghost oh but Skeleto...


I’ve never put a scalpel into flesh I close my eyes for surgeries in the movies and I’m not proud of my weakness but I near pass out… for routine testing but everybody’s like foreskins, sm...


February 28, 2017

to the tune of LONDON CALLING

dungeon crawling from the faraway inns the dragons hoard gold the battle begins dungeon crawling in the underworld the litches and witches, diamonds and pearls dungeon c...


Book Description

I’m also a frustrated musician
with no instrumental talent and
about an octave and a half of vocal range
still sometimes I soldier on
and write comedy parodies of popular songs
and sing them a capella at open mic nights
this will be a collection of first drafts
of those projects