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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.

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I often think on how much of my personal culture is based on growing up during Early Cable Days when it was just the local network channels and the three New York City independent supers...

December 19, 2018

flyover in poetry

I’ve lived in the city that cannot sleep (no matter how many drugs it takes to try and get there) I’ve lived in the city lost inside dreams of itself (having eaten the lotus flower and drift...

December 19, 2018

glitter in the dark in poetry

between the cold hard almost dreary almost-frozen rain the not-yet-solstice endless obscured twilight night and all the houses with their fancy new-ish LED projector garish Christmas lights ...

December 19, 2018

a book of revelations in poetry

a gender reveal party where the middle of the cake is a guitar amplifier and everyone’s confused until the “g” falls off to reveal the word “Fender” and then the pregnant woman deafens t...

December 18, 2018

de20 in idea barrages

1.) Modern cuisine and literature are similar insofaras if it says “deconstructed” in the review, 99% of the time it will be pretentious crap but 1% of the time it will be the best you have ever ...

December 18, 2018

de19 in idea barrages

1.) This is the most 1130pm a 6am has ever felt . 2.) Dracula’s Carpenters parody will be called “Lycanthropes And Mummies Always Get Me Down”. 3.) I often think on how much of my personal cultu...

December 17, 2018

de18 in idea barrages

1.) What would be more Christmassy than Jesus with the crown of thorns replaced with festive Christmas lights? Longinus hella stabbing Him with the Candy Cane of Destiny and the wound gushing for...

December 16, 2018

de17 in idea barrages

1.) Why name your Canadian comic book character something boring like “Captain Canuck” when you could call him “Bro Canada”? 2.) The weirdest thing about youtube is, if you’ve been a fan of a cha...

December 15, 2018

de16 in idea barrages

1.) “Santacon” sounds less like an excuse for a bunch of people to get drunk and dress up like Santa and more like a sub-genre of fetish anime that I have no desire to know anything about. 2.) Th...

Philip K Dick wrote the work upon which “Blade Runner” “Total Recall” and “Minority Report” were all based, not to mention how half the dystopian fiction the last thirty years stole from him with...

By 2049, there wasn’t much left of America and there’d be few human beings left anywhere, in a handful of years. It wasn’t the end of the world, of course, humanity is not the world, this planet ...

December 14, 2018

de15 in idea barrages

1.) Genuinely stupid people aren’t the problem. Average people who think they’re so damn smart they can stay ignorant of everything, that they don’t have to learn because they’re just so goddamne...

December 13, 2018

de14 in idea barrages

1.) I’d rather work on a world where people are more humane than spend my time complaining that people looking for safe-spaces from the inhumane are “weak”. They’re not weak or sheltered, they ju...

December 12, 2018

de13 in idea barrages

1.) Sometimes I wonder what DRACULA and FRANKENSTEIN would’ve been like if the same broad story strokes were the same but you swapped the authors. 2.) The name of the most recent facebook porn bo...

Utica is America’s Canada, which should be the world’s most obvious statement, considering the Labatt’s billboards every mile or so headed west into Utica. This is despite the fact Utica has two ...

December 11, 2018

de12 in idea barrages

1.) The Jolly Green Giant. Huge, if true. 2.) I love it when someone points out that an older celebrity looks healthy and youthful for their age. I just want to say “yes, they are a multi-million...

December 10, 2018

de11 in idea barrages

1.) I’m more of a baseball guy but even I can tell you the NFL would be more interesting if they shrunk their playoff fields a little. Watching a bunch of .500 teams beat each other over the head...

December 09, 2018

de10 in idea barrages

1.) You prevent stage fright and polio the exact same way, a whole lot of shots. 2.) All I have of this parody of the Laverne and Shirley theme song so far is the line “DOIN’ IT YAHWEH!” but it i...

December 08, 2018

de9 in idea barrages

1.) Iron Man and Thor settle their differences with Thanos over beers and wings, enjoying a broadcast of space-football in a bar somewhere, in AVENGERS: FRIENDGAME. 2.) An Eagles track called “Wa...

December 07, 2018

de8 in idea barrages

1.) A certain kind of snow, powdery & light but ceaseless, slow but seemingly endless, like it will never stop, like God has realized the mistake of this planet, of the human race and has dec...

December 06, 2018

de7 in idea barrages

1.) Your Christmas version of “Hooked On A Feeling ” will be called “Hooves On The Ceiling”. 2.) I get that they’re leaning into the “Mary Poppins is magic” thing in the trailers by having her re...

December 05, 2018

de6 in idea barrages

1.) The Alaskan version of “who’s on first?” probably has something in it like “Juneau!” “I know what?” “No no, Juneau?” “What are you asking me what I know?” Etc. 2.) Direct cheesy horror movies...

You’re probably familiar with Lent, the six weeks from Ash Wednesday to Easter (especially for Catholics) where one is supposed to fast and pick at least one luxury to give up. The hope being sel...

December 04, 2018

de5 in idea barrages

1.) The inside of this dog’s face must be magic. I see everything he eats and nothing that goes into his mouth smells one-tenth as awful as when it comes back out as breath. If only we could turn...

December 03, 2018

de4 in idea barrages

1.) It turns out that Mario and Luigi are the sons of Dr. Joyce Brothers. 2.) Tom Holland can Voltron together with like twelve other Toms to create the unstoppable kaiju monster Tom Netherlands....

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