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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.

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April 06, 2021

apr 8 in idea barrages

A final episode of BLUES CLUES where she leads you to the bodies of all her previous owners. The challenge of the mystery used to mean so much to her but now she’s tired. The compulsion to kill...


April 06, 2021

apr 7 in idea barrages

Is there a duller more generic more lacking-in-lore continuing franchise than Fast and the Furious’s… filmed sequences? You’d figure I’d pick something up more than “Meathead punch other meathe...


April 06, 2021

faith in poetry

faith is something for other people not for me and that’s okay I know what I am I know how every time I’ve ever believed in something without a shadow of doubt I’ve become a zealot I ...


I’d been looking forward to that second vaccination, also been dreading it, for many reasons, one of which was significant side effects from the first. Severe headaches five days afterward. Bette...


April 03, 2021

apr 6 in idea barrages

The dog isn’t poorly trained, he’s just… uh… an exposure-therapy dog. Anytime someone looks like they’re holding an invisible loaf of bread but they’re not literally pretending to hold a loaf...


April 03, 2021

apr 5 in idea barrages

Was the Princess Peach - King Koopa fusion fetish art thing that was briefly A Thing, was that a kaiju waifu? Eventually the Secret of NIHM was refined into their true goal, adorable rat chef...


April 03, 2021

apr 4 in idea barrages

The thing about Wandavision is, it’s accidentally the perfect show for our COVID times. The question: how much would you sacrifice for the illusion of normal? Kidnap a whole town? Kill people b...


March 31, 2021

apr 3 in idea barrages

A fart attack in D&D could be an owlbear’s bowel air. Probably, like, a constitution save. You know you’re on social media too much when you don’t know a single person on your “people you...


March 31, 2021

apr 2 in idea barrages

Fan-journalism is all the worst parts of fandom and journalism at once. If DRAG RACE doesn’t call its blooper reel TUCK FAILS with a kicky parody of the “Duck Tails” theme as its jingle, what...


March 31, 2021

apr 1 in idea barrages

You will cover 1960s psychedelic rock with 19th century instrumentation and arrangement under the name “Jefferson Steamboat”. Then there is his brother who sees everyone as a stereotype, Gary...


He didn’t understand the phrase “peace and quiet” as if the two were somehow a set, somehow entangled, maybe even one and the same. To him, there was nothing peaceful about quiet at all, in the s...


A CASE OF KILLER BE KILT “I need someone followed,” demanded a diminutive man in sensible slacks and utterly moderate shoes, his rage counterbalanced by that most rationalizing of influences, fea...


March 28, 2021

mar 31 in idea barrages

Sell peanut butter waffles with the catch-phrase “Legume My EGGUMES!” At some point, Macys is going to go bankrupt and the Thanksgiving Parade will get a new corporate sponsor like a jank thi...


March 28, 2021

mar 30 in idea barrages

Snow without Christmas lights is so damn depressing. Can we all just agree to turn them on once the first snow sticks and leave them until the final melt? All our brains would be better for it....


March 28, 2021

mar 29 in idea barrages

The finest medieval architecture was some real moats art. I mean, yeah, I was singing “Hey Ya” about Enya. A song about synesthesia “She Blinded Me With Silence”. On a statistical average...


March 25, 2021

mar 28 in idea barrages

Content content everywhere but no contentment to speak. An open grave is really just a plot hole. Any long screed of pasta demands is a manipesto. Olive’s youngest sister, a social media ...


March 25, 2021

mar 27 in idea barrages

Don’t be a lubricant, be a lubrican. Would Investi-Gator be an alligator that solves crimes or an alligator that trades stocks? So Funko Pops are just Beanie Babies + A Sheen of Irony? I ...


March 25, 2021

mar 26 in idea barrages

A love song about weightlifters called “Heart and Swole”. I don’t know how to properly mash up “Dogs Playing Poker” and “The Last Supper” I just know that when you figure it out, you’ll have ...


When I’m gone, I don’t want anyone going around lying about me. Not by omission and not by commission, either. I don’t want death turning me into something I’m not, I’d rather not have entropy gi...


March 22, 2021

mar 25 in idea barrages

Too much shotgunning beer will leave you with carpal funnel syndrome. You know what would be an interesting pop culture mash-up? Jiminy Hoffa. A book about an unhinged internet fanboy who, ...


March 22, 2021

mar 24 in idea barrages

If you stitch mild compliments into your socks, you are darning them with faint praise. If the Grimace wants to telegraph his edginess, does he dye his purple hair brown? Slenderman is just...


March 22, 2021

mar 23 in idea barrages

The darkly funny thing, of course, is how for decades these militia yahoos, gun humpers & Seal Team LARPers went on and on about how rebellious and free-thinking and anti-establishment they...


March 19, 2021

mar 22 in idea barrages

Everybody thinks they’re from either a Beatles or a Stones family, nobody realizes the REAL divide is National Lampoon Radio Hour versus Firesign Theatre. The leading cause of poverty is the ...


March 19, 2021

mar 21 in idea barrages

Nixon wasn’t more “dignified” to resign, after all, it was simply that he knew Ford would pardon him like the stooge he was. Now, granted, Nixon never tried to have his vice-president murdered ...


March 19, 2021

mar 20 in idea barrages

In Soviet Russia, party rocks and rolls YOU all night and every day. You will perform classical reinterpretations of Katy Perry songs as “Catherine Periwinkle”. I still say E.T. looks like ...


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