Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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So, I don’t think I’ve mentioned [redacted]. Ever meet someone and just get this feeling “okay, he’s gay.” And I thought, “Naaahhh. You’re being judgemental, Timmy™.” As soon I started working...
I don't even have a uterus and I'm pissed off. in The Napkin.
I don’t understand anyone that can be happy about the forced-birth decision. I can’t wrap my mind around it. Why do people want to force women to give birth, unless they hate women? Unless the...
You'd look cuter if you smiled. in The Napkin.
I frequent fitness circles and naturally I see progress pics from guys. And I am so tempted to troll by saying that line. Because some guys would look better if they smiled more. (Meanwhile any...
Weekend Update. in The Napkin.
I got asked the other day at work how I’m doing. Just a standard check-in where you can get away with ‘fine’, but I have this annoying (to me?) habit of actually answering. Wednesday is Kenobi,...
Poe's Correlary. in The Napkin.
Thesis statement aka tl;dr: If you act like an ass, you are an ass. And if you act nice, you are nice. Been on my mind, and we’ll see whether this is longwinded, or so concise it misses the poi...
Skittles. in The Napkin.
It’s funny how I watch media and think “huh, that was some fun entertainment.” And then I read that the right is all “OMG, THERE’S TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE.” Or “THERE’S TOO MANY GAAAAYS.” And I re...
No Pants Day. in The Napkin.
Sunday’s workout was great. Monday’s workout bombed. Yesterday’s workout bombed. Slept 10 hours last night and I feel so tired. I don’t like skipping squat day, but bah. The physical effects ...
Life without adrenaline. in The Napkin.
It’s my day off, and a rest day from the gym. Don’t always need to be productive, but off to a good start. “Start” - it’s 4:14 pm. Well, whatever. Been going to bed around 1-2 AM and getting u...
12 Steps Revision. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Naturally, I do my best thinking when improvised. Related to improvising: Years ago, Liz dared me to rewrite Dante’s Inferno as a children’s story. I was stumped. Then again, I have only p...
White Polos. in The Napkin.
I genuinely thought they were sold in multi-packs like wife beaters or tighty whities. I couldn’t find any at WalMart. Found one stack in Target, but it was either small or XXXL. Well, if thos...
How's the wife and kids? in The Napkin.
I like saying this instead of the generic “how’s it going?” I do pick my spots of when I say it. Generally gets people doing a double-take, as it’s not something people have an NPC AutoReply fo...
I wonder what I'll pick for dinner. in The Napkin.
Day off. Also no workout today. Slept in. It’s 2:14 pm and I still haven’t eaten breakfast. Soooo zoning out. More than okay to keep doing nothing. I’d go laze contently in bed but eh, then ...
Make me nom nom. in The Napkin.
I’m not sure how to describe my still undiagnosed depression. When I’m fine, it’s almost like waiting for my mood to drop. Wary of savoring it, as if I will drain the nice feels faster. And when ...
One pluck at a time. in The Napkin.
Woke up sad. It happens. Ate my oatmeal and crawled back into bed. Still sad, but I think I can muddle through the day. I have one errand to run before work. I’m due to get cat litter and cat...
Pro 'Teins! in The Napkin.
I squatted 265 lbs for a single, and am sitting in a thong eating eggs while chicken thighs cook in the oven. Oh, and it’s Star Trek™ day. How’s your Thursday? (Don’t worry, I’ll put a banana i...
It's like poetry, it rhymes. in The Napkin.
So, we’ve gone from a disease, to war, to a high profile trial. It’s the 90s all over again. What, I don’t follow this stuff, it’s just impossible to avoid. My feeds are otherwise Star Trek, lift...
Switch to no-stim, dude. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Slept 11 hours last night. Quality of sleep was good; still didn’t want to get out of bed. Sounds nice on paper, to just laze in bed with two cats. Wasn’t too difficult to talk myself into going...
Look, maybe I am actually a little sleepy. in The Napkin.
Apathy and boredom. Sometimes I go to bed early not because of something exciting in the morning, but because I’ve run out of ways to pass the time. Still feel like I’m living past the end credit...
Dual Approval. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
You know, it just hit me that I’ve never had both parents like me. You know what I mean, dating partners. There’s one parent that kind of takes a shine to you, and the other tolerates you. And...
Workout Motivation. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
One of the perks of being a forum-goer is I end up repeating responses to certain queries over and over. Each time, like starting a painting anew^, the response becomes more refined. ^Oh, that’s...
Claims. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I dragged my feet filing a claim, despite it starting as an online thing. I spent a few minutes with a very burned out claims lady. Even when I’m confused, I still have an animated retail voice...
Still no news. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I always feel tired on rest days. Gym is closed today for some religious bullshit, so I went yesterday for a light workout. (Somehow, OHP, squats, and curls qualifies as light for me.) I slept...
Another link forged. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
30 workouts in 6 weeks. I write it down to read it, as I seem to not feel much as things happen. I seem to be the type to yearn for some begotten era. Constantly nostalgic. All “I used to…” W...
2 @ 345 lbs. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Beat my ten year old 1RM. Pulled 345 lbs for a double. Did consider going for 355 lbs, but decided to favor delayed gratification. The work sets are going to get heavier and heavier. Back-off ...
100. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Yesterday was a High Gravity Day™ in terms of deadlifts. Really, my grip kept giving out. Well. Felt like it might. Last thing I want is the bar slipping out of my hand mid-lift. That’s aski...
