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What I Did.
First of all, go back an entry to see what the heck I’m talking about. Secondly, thank you. I can always count on you all to come to the table with brilliant advice whenever I ask for it - and ...
URGENT. Advice Needed!
Last night, I’m at a wonderful party hosted by an amazing friend. Several of us are drinking champagne and taking photos and having a glorious time posting to social and just enjoying the evenin...
Yes. No. Maybe. No.*
I’m jamming fast at work this morning because I had an appointment to get my botox injections this morning and I fibbed to my boss that I had to go to the doctor to have more blood drawn (which i...
RAD: Frank
Name: Frank - as in, Francophile (I had used another name earlier but I like Frank better! He’s French Canadian and has a French first name but in the US he pronounces it like the English/Amer...
Don't Ever...
Don’t ever get comfortable with your situation. Yesterday as I was cruising along having a pretty stressless day at work, I got an ocular migraine. Blammo. It scared me so terribly and I wond...
Better Than a Sex Dream
Last night I had a ROMANCE dream. Oh my god, you guys, it made my heart just swell with happiness. I was completely bummed to wake up from this dream because it meant that it wasn’t real. Or wa...
Lumpy's Latest
Super busy morning at work today as I prepare for a meeting with Boss to give him an overview of all of my work over the last couple of months. I’m nervous and lost sleep over it, but I wanted t...
First of December
I’m writing this entry sitting upright at my kitchen island so I don’t fall asleep while typing like I did last night. I am so sad that the Thanksgiving holiday weekend is already over. Back to ...
NJM30: Complaint
I hate to complain. You know I do. But tonight’s party was not what I expected. It was a few people - most of whom I already know. No eligible bachelor in sight. NOT Best Bud’s fault! For su...
NJM29: Should I Stay or Should I Go?
My next door neighbors (Shitty Kitty’s dads) are supposed to be having a little Black Friday soiree tonight and they had invited me several days ago (as they checked on my while I was traveling -...
NJM28: Thanksgiving
Unoriginal title entry, but I’m tapping this out on my phone and I hate tapping entries out on my phone. I’m at Mom & Dad’s and we’ve had the best time! I can’t tell you how happy I was to s...
NJM27: Attitude
First of all, I seem to have messed up my NJM days due to all of the travel chaos and not being able to get entries in, but I’m back on track now. It’s Day 27! Welcome to my entry. I was thinki...
NJM25/26: Before Bed
Finishing up at the office and have a few minutes to tap out an entry. So. Now that BOTH of the short-ish vacations I’d planned for this year are over, I’m feeling it - the let down. You know t...
NJM23/24: A Couple of Missing Entries!
Real quick because I’m back in the office. What I didn’t get to write because I was having SO MUCH FUN the last three days! Girls Trip! We did tons of day-drinking, which was a blast! We did l...
NJM22: Impossible
Trying to get a decent entry in tonight is going to be impossible. We’re here. We’re crazy. It’s loud. It’s like we’re back in college. There’s alcohol (and I can’t handle it like I used to)...
NJM21: While I'm Here
I’m on the luxury bus headed to my Girls Trip in a town 4 hours from [my city]. This trip is the result of my injury back in April. While I was in the hospital, all the girls called a rallying ...
NJM20: Anybody Know How to Do This? *UPDATE*
I’m home from my trip and have so many funny thoughts about the Argentinian/Italian guy I met yesterday. He sent me some voice texts last night that I’m dying to paste here so you can hear his v...
NJM19: Even Crazier
Well. Today/tonight was even crazier than yesterday because I somehow met these Italian men during a break in my day today and one of them came to take me to drinks/dinner and it’s a long story,...
NJM18: Wow.
I’m back in North Carolina attending another trade show for the Home Decor market. I’m ashamed to admit that I didn’t know one of the Queer Eye guys when I met him at a party tonight. Lord. I j...
NJM17: Preparations
I literally spent the whole day prepping for my two trips this week. I’ve packed one suitcase that should take me through Sunday even though I’ll fly home Wednesday night and leave again on Thurs...
NJM16: RAD - Joe Llama
Note: this is NOT the guy who canceled on me earlier in the week Name: Joe Llama Introduction Platform: Bumble - we’d been texting for about a week and a half on the app Age: 50 Relationship ...
NJM15: Counting Blessings and Calling on Angels
Went to see the neuro-interventionist today. Hooray. I finally got in, and boy am I glad I got in to see him. Crazy thing is, after ALL of that bullshit of me saying that I don’t need another ...
NJM14: #datingmyself
Date with myself was lovely if not uneventful. I took myself to this hip Japanese restaurant and sat at the bar for some dinner and wine. The bar was FULL when I arrived but there was one spot o...
NJM13: Of Appointments and Broken Dates
At the office this morning catching up on work emails and trying to clean out my gmail. I had something like 100K messages in there, most of them promotions of some kind. I’m trying to do a mas...
NJM12: Tiny Brain Explosions
Super busy day at work today and yet I feel like I barely accomplished anything. My whole morning was spent trying to track down people to attend this conference call with BIG CORPORATION for wh...
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