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Overheard at office: “I prefer warm weather over cold, because I can always take off enough to cool down, but I can only put on so much to keep warm.” I’m… pretty sure this is the opposite of rea...

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…because most of my timeline’s getting crankier and/or more political. (Note I left in one or two of those, so before anyone complains, just be glad I left out 98% of them.) The dinosaurs didn’t ...

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Disclaimer before you continue: There are no politics in the following entry. But it took some doing. The past few months (or year) have been… weird. To put it mildly. And a lot of my tweets have...

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I figure it’s been a while since I’ve done of these, partly because life has been a tad bit more stressful lately, for various reasons, both political and personal. (You know the politics have ra...

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(So I wrote them out in longhand.) - Boss [whenever asked about plans, scheduling, etc.] “Let me rub my magic lamp…” Me [in my head]: “That’s NOT how magic lamps WORK!…“ - If most people’s ideas ...

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This song has been stuck in my head for weeks. I haven’t decided whether I mind or not. Anyway, Tim Omundson* is one of my favorite erstwhile villains now. (thank you to TellTaleHeart for th...

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(That is a total lie, btw. As you will soon see.) Future me is often a disappointment to past me, but to be fair, it’s often because past me was such an inconsiderate jerk to future me. My favo...

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Anyone who trusts their senses implicitly has never had their smartphone vibrate when it wasn’t. If I were an AI running The Matrix, I would make sure to implant the idea for a mediocre trilogy ...

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So in lieu of brand-spanking-new material [not that I condone brand-spanking], I’ve put together a handful of tweets, but this time I wanted to share some of the ones that involved hashtag games....

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Some of the tweets below, I’ve slightly expounded on in [brackets]. You’re under no obligation to read the expanded content (or, indeed, any content whatsoever. You are still your own person.) -=...

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There's no I in "team," but there is a "patio" in "participation," so I'm gonna go sit out on that. When life hands you lemons, make lemon pepper braised tilapia with brown rice and steamed su...

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(Wow, that song is a lot creepier the other way around.) So, not long after I started doing the online journaling thing again, something happened that I might write about in a less public venue,...

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Okay, this is... well, hmm. Let me start by saying that I am not an expert where proper grammar usage is concerned. I generally write like I talk, and like most people I talk in a way that gets t...

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I am rather reluctant to criticize literature. I have a lot to learn, myself, and any time I point a finger there are three fingers pointing back at me. (And a thumb pointing to the person on my ...

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(Well, I'm not. Nor am I Walken. I apologize for the misinformation in the subject header.) The first time I can recall being fully cognizant of the wonder that was Christopher Walken, it was wh...

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I know I just did one of these a few days ago, but that was just a test run that spanned a three- week period in January. So this one should get us up to speed. Not that this is a necessary state...

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(Or "Wham!? Man! Thank You, Band.") https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXziMFEqX0 Three things I love about this video: Just the whole concept of re-imagining 80's songs as early 20th century m...

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[Brownie points to whomever can name the movie the title is from.] [Note: once in a while I will expound upon a tweet, if I feel the tweet was insufficient or I just have the urge to say more. B...

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