april 16 in idea barrages

Carpet diem, hug the floor!

A great pen name would be “Justin Dure”.

The irony that the people on the internet who think there’s a conspiracy culturally training us to each bugs also worship that idiot Joe Rogan whose biggest mainstream hit was a show where he made people eat bugs, this irony should not escape you.

Play a Circle of Spores Druid named Jeff Moldbloom. I’m pretty sure you’ll take a lichen to it.

An update to the song “Centerfold” called “ASMR Only Fans”.

I hope they call the final round in baking competitions “batch point”.

A classical music record store called “The Suite Spot”.

Try to convince someone that the word “pulverize” was named after a guy named Bill Pulver who was really good at smashing things with his fists.