may2 in idea barrages

  • May 1, 2024, 8:57 p.m.
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  1. A reality show in Shrek 7 called “Porridge Wars”, probably.

  2. Bricklayers don’t die, they just throw in the trowel.

  3. It was the most expensive sushi you ever had, so you saved and froze one piece to hold onto as a memento morimoto.

  4. Why call it “riding a camel” when you can call it “dry humping”?

  5. Why say “drunkenly exaggerated story” when you can say “Bourbon legend”?

  6. Why call it “the Spanish inquisition” when you can call it “cross examination”?

  7. Has anyone in a Marvel Comic ever called Boom-Boom/Meltdown “Trailer Moon”? I feel like that could’ve happened in NEXTWAVE if it had gone on longer.

  8. If Spanish for witch is “bruja” does that make a joyous meeting of a coven a “brujaha”?

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