may 14 in idea barrages

  • May 13, 2024, 5:48 p.m.
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  1. Is the equivalent of “Easter-Christmas Catholic” “Solstice-Solstice Pagan”?

  2. Chalupacabra - The Bland Ground Beef Sucker.

  3. Art is a mirror. When people see what they don’t like, they are seeing themselves.

  4. In this nightmare, I fell through the randomizer machine that they use to generate “oh my God, so random!” unfunny jokes in FAMILY GUY and my reality just kept shifting over and over in new and totally unfunny ways until I woke up. It was weirdly on the nose.

  5. Giants playing table tennis using actual tables as paddles.

  6. What’s the difference between the inheritance class and pigeons? One group sits in the highest buildings, shitting on everything below, and the others are birds.

  7. I’m always astonished when people are surprised that athletes doing things humans shouldn’t be able to do end up destroying their bodies quickly doing that. This isn’t a video game. An Ohtani, a deGrom, their toes were on the line of human limits, of course they’re wrecked young.

  8. Two flowers at the end of a bar, sending the bee a drink and saying they “like their style”.

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