The Napkin.
by Timmy™
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Mind is in one of those states where it’s sure firing fast, but there’s… nothing attached to the gerbil on the wheel? I got nothing? Tell me a bad pun.
The Gateway.
As I was heading out of the gym and back to my car, I passed a woman and a medium small boy following her. Because small medium somehow has a different connotation. Made me think “gosh, that’s ...
So I locked my keys in my car.
I was only mildly distracted during my workout. It was too early to try contacting Wifenado. (I never bring my phone to the gym; I knew I would have to borrow the phone of the front desk lassie...
Weekends blow.
Second rest day in a row. Weird how it messes with my head. I have no desire to do anything. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve written that. I would have just stayed in bed and done “nothi...
Former is a low stress compared to the later really effecting my wife. I knew bad shit would happen after my vacation. Might elaborate when my head clears.
I can't relax.
Just one of those days. It’s a rest day. I did some LISS just to check the box. Just LISS, nothing strenuous. I have no sense of appetite other than wanting to binge chocolate. That can’t be ...
Well, at least I did lift.
My avoidant tendencies are flaring up again. I didn’t want to get out of bed this morning. Slept just fine, but still. I annotate these things. As (almost) expected, had a touch of gym anxiety...
I miss how the birds sing north of the Mason-Dixon Line.
So anyway, I was pacing, dragging my feet before hitting the gym. Then I realized, “dude, you’re going on the dreadmill. Just go and pick up this conversation there.” I doubt I’ll be able to us...
Mostly caught up on the MCU.
At least with the key ones. It feels like I watched the season premiere or season finalé of some show, with a lot of key things happening off-screen. I seriously have had to google things at th...
Is this when people do bullet points?
I checked my calendar and I haven’t washed my hair in a month. Seems like a weird thing to track, to outsiders, but eh. Like, I always shower after I lift. But the stalls are tiny and its cramp...
If you squirt.
It’s the skene’s gland. You learned something. You can go to bed now.
The Grey Rock Method.
Here’s a phrase I ran across at random. In short, it’s boring someone to death to make them lose interest. This kind of sums up how I deal with my dad to keep the peace. Be brief: When communica...
The statue of david set unrealistic expectation on boys.
Kids having body image issue isn’t anything new. Hell, I have issues with my own mirror. Where it was magazines before, now it’s everywhere online. Do you remember when you had to LOOK for hal...
UCM, Part I: Endgame.
So, without watching anything prior, I watched Endgame last night. I found the CGI distracting. I’m not even talking about the video game action cut-sequences. Giant purple dude took me out of ...
UCM.
So, not a secret that I’ve avoided most of Comic Books: The Cashgrab. Oh, not a total boycott - I did see Shazam in theatres and enjoyed it. Just the whole notion of needing to watch thirty som...
Ground turkey is cheaper than beef bologna. Weird, right?
After lifting seven days in a row, I took a rest day. Well. Not rest-rest. I find that if I take a day of complete rest, I get hungry. I know, it sounds weird to outsiders. Exercise still fun...
I kind of want some Junior Mints. Or a York Peppermint Patty.
I was a little neutral to the rebranding of small diabetes pills. But, with the right being a bunch of snowflakes to cover their news cycle, I’m amused. I’m old enough to remember when they int...
And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
Someone complimented someone else’s shirt at the gym. It said, “Running Sucks.” I agree. I checked and its sold on amazon. Eh. Sure, I had a moment of “I could get this on a wife-beater.” Bu...
Just another day in the office.
I got a compliment on my squat today. It’s funny, it was my first time squatting this year. Been “just” deadlifting. Not sure why I thought my squat would suffer. It’s not like I’m some elite...
OK, Boomer.
I’m officially going to be broadening the usage of this term. From now on, whenever I hear one generation tease a younger generation, I’m going to say “Okay, boomer.” Because it’s the same dam...
More Fasted Lifting.
Lifts still going up. Energy through the workout maintained. It still boggles my mind, given how I used to always have preworkout nutrition. Then again, we “fast” during the night and somehow d...
Sleep and Potatos.
Sleep continues to be excelsior. Still low carb six days a week. (20c or less). Getting easier and easier. Any sugar desires mostly correlate with general hunger. As for hunger itself… Gosh...
Fasted Lifting.
My experimenting continues. Over fifteen years ago, I educated myself in The Way of the Rat. Okay, close enough. Part of my self-education in How to Move Inanimate Objects was nutrition. Namely...
I don't understand Murica.
Even before lgbtqiabbqafkc++ became a thing, gender reveal parties were weird. Sure, now it’s the “YOU’RE IMPOSING GENDER ROLES BEFORE THE KID IS BORN”. Which is all philosophical, and heady, ...
You do you, man.
So, I was in the back of the gym doing farmer’s walks. There’s a guy doing some ab exercise on an apparatus. And he’s audibly breathing “One! Two! Three! Four! Gotta get fit at the gym!” Sec...
Book Description
Off-hand thoughts which I won’t organize as well. But feel safe to share.