Timmy™ ⋅ 39
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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I am Timmy, son of Sandra. in The Napkin.
What would Worf do? I softly joke that my three dad’s growing up were weird al, spock, and the Fonz. It’s...... I am Tim, son of… It never occurred to me previously. I am my mom’s son. I live to ...
Unscheduled Staff Meetings. in The Napkin.
Slept in until noon. This isn’t anything special for a day off - I sleep in until noon even when I have workies. (What’s 2-12, second shift?) Punch line is I still wake up at dawn, around 6-7am...
Burning Sensation. in The Napkin.
In theory, I like the rain. It’s calming. Yet all week, I’ve been kind of off. Emotionally flat. Sad, lonely, not getting much excitement from life. Or, just not okay being bored existing. Some p...
Absorbing the chill pill. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, she’s doing stuff by the safe, and well, it was that concert of her shirt riding up and her pants riding down. I look back at what I’m doing and say, “You should have been a plumber.” I loo...
Weight Lifted. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
After some overtime staff meetings, I did get to the gym. Late, but I get a pass for showing up. (For nonreaders, I use “staff meeting” to refer to my interior monologues where I talk to myself ...
Decloaking. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Told workcrush, “you know I have feelings for you, right?” She didn’t know. I said my staff meeting (interior monologue) had gone silent, and felt embarrassed. That I had to say something eventua...
Educational Opportunity. in The Napkin.
We’re supposed to hang out tomorrow so I can help her with her math GED. I’m excited and nervous, as it’s our first socialization outside of work. Excited, because duh, I get to spend time with ...
Tonight's Staff Meeting. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Ya know, say that phrase enough times, it sounds like it’s a circle jerk. “Well, it’s nice all of the staff could rise to the occasion.” Actually, I picked up the phrase from Instagram to mean: ...
Sleeping Alone. in The Napkin.
I miss cuddles.
She puts the strange in estranged. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Okay, we’re not really estranged. Today was our one contractually obligated day to spend with each other: taxes. (That’s sarcasm, people.) I was expecting to feel all the feels. Instead I felt… ...
The other Three C's. in The Napkin.
So, I asked workcrush the very coded question of, “Is your husband threatened by me at all. Ya know, a guy being nice to you, buying you gifts.” She replies, “oh no, he adores you.” Well, you can...
Special Delivery! in The Napkin.
So. My gift to workcrush came. And I can’t stop laughing. Get it? Super visor? JUST LIKE HER.
I'd it weren't for the customers, this job would be great. in The Napkin.
So I’ve clocked in barely five seconds, and workcrush comes up to me, telling me about her tampon. Apparently, co-manager punched her in just the right spot to cause her vagina 5o sneeze out the ...
Should I Move? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Well, the answer is yes, but it’s still important to meditate on these things before being impulsive. Because previous management didn’t raise rent enough, rent will be going up from $860/month ...
What is okay? in The Napkin.
Age lines are evolving things. I’m glad that, as I get older, I have this block on younger women. As it should be, to a degree. Yet, with rounding. If I’m pushing 40, and someone was pushing 20 ...
At least I still like jalapeños. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wanted to start a new routine this month, but that never happened. I mean more than lifting. Change the small daily habits that pervade. Instead I got sick, and have taken yet another break fro...
I bid you stand, Men of the West. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I’m so tired of seeing penises that were mutilated at birth. Generations of boys flippant about it. “Oh, I’m fine.” You don’t even know what you are missing. YOU WERE AN INFANT WHEN IMMENSE PAIN ...
Kill me. in The Napkin.
I slept 13 hours again. This is getting old. Robo and DayQuil did the trick in belaying the coughing but still. (Store was out of NyQuil - and I’m not having issues sleeping, so to speak.) I’m so...
I miss cuddles. in The Napkin.
Did get to the gym. Did Taco Bell. But gosh, I’m so tired. I still have a lingering cough. So while I’m sleeping a lot, yeah, rolling over and coughing sucks. It’s that dry cough that can’t scrat...
Maybe tomorrow. in The Napkin.
Plan: Sleep in, hit my next workout, have some Taco Bell. Reality: Covered a shift and red-lined my sanity.
Sick days, what's that? in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Two days ago: 101.6F. Might have been higher, but I didn’t even think to check until I was chatting with wife and she mentioned she and her son were melting. I just assumed I was lethargic and...
The Fall of the Berlin Wall. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
That’s it. That’s the delimiter. I was but six when the wall fell. Which means. My middle school texts were out date. They had East and West Germany. It doesn’t take much to connect the dots. Ger...
You know you do it. in The Napkin.
I weighed 185 lbs. I commenced with elimination procedures. Now I weigh 184.6 lbs. I am now .2% less full of shite!
La la la la la. in The Napkin.
There’s nothing on Netflix to watch. But there’s Daria on P+. Oh sure, there’s Star Trek. But Daria. Excuse me. Also, “My goal is not to wake up at forty with the bitter realization that I’ve w...
Just a couple pounds. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Down the road, I want to have video of me pulling four plates. So, brought my Nokia to the gym today to beta test recording myself. While I have zero video editing skills, well. Gotta start somew...
