Timmy™ ⋅

My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.

How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.

Samwise The Brave, "The Two Towers"

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Does anybody else get ball-shaving ads? I do mean that literally. The LAWNMOWER 5000 or MANSCAPED. They’re written in the style I would have used 20 years ago as a parody, and I don’t know how ...


It rained a few days ago, and my right eye has been bloodshot ever since. I’m taking my meds, I swear! Stayed up late, woke up late. Oh, today’s my day off. And because I’ve been skipping rest...


Ahh. This. This right here. The bonus time in the morning on a rest day. When I’d normally be all “damn it, get your little white butt to the gym”, but instead I’m just lazing in a thong fini...


July 26, 2022

My tagline. in The Napkin.

Science, video & tabletop games, metal, gymrat, and burning down the patriarchy. Eh, it’s a work in progress. Less about pidgeonholing me, and more about warding away people who wouldn’t ac...


Find your microcycle, I like to say. Though, at times, it’s a matter of observing it. We all have a cycle, one way or another. The repeated actions we perform, sometimes with thought and somet...


July 16, 2022

For future Timmy. in The Napkin.

I remember when pressing half a plate was something. I have every week for the rest of the year plotted out in terms of progression. With the goal being hitting 3x5 @ 135 lbs. I was up to 4x6 ...


Another two hour session. I typically don’t lift on Saturday. Partly because it’s one of my days off, and I thought I should have one day where I don’t do anything. And, I was under the false i...


July 04, 2022

Okay. in The Napkin.

I’m okay. And just okay is a distinct improvement, I won’t deny it. 2020 and 2021 were just agony for me. It doesn’t seem too long ago when I couldn’t count on consecutive days being just okay....


Picture it, Upstate NY, 1988. You’re visiting your Grandma. It’s 40 acres on top of a hill. A barn, a chicken coop, two dogs, a pond, a back field, some woods. In the middle bedroom, there’s ...


So, I don’t think I’ve mentioned [redacted]. Ever meet someone and just get this feeling “okay, he’s gay.” And I thought, “Naaahhh. You’re being judgemental, Timmy™.” As soon I started working...


I don’t understand anyone that can be happy about the forced-birth decision. I can’t wrap my mind around it. Why do people want to force women to give birth, unless they hate women? Unless the...


I frequent fitness circles and naturally I see progress pics from guys. And I am so tempted to troll by saying that line. Because some guys would look better if they smiled more. (Meanwhile any...


June 11, 2022

Weekend Update. in The Napkin.

I got asked the other day at work how I’m doing. Just a standard check-in where you can get away with ‘fine’, but I have this annoying (to me?) habit of actually answering. Wednesday is Kenobi,...


June 08, 2022

Poe's Correlary. in The Napkin.

Thesis statement aka tl;dr: If you act like an ass, you are an ass. And if you act nice, you are nice. Been on my mind, and we’ll see whether this is longwinded, or so concise it misses the poi...


June 05, 2022

Skittles. in The Napkin.

It’s funny how I watch media and think “huh, that was some fun entertainment.” And then I read that the right is all “OMG, THERE’S TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE.” Or “THERE’S TOO MANY GAAAAYS.” And I re...


June 01, 2022

No Pants Day. in The Napkin.

Sunday’s workout was great. Monday’s workout bombed. Yesterday’s workout bombed. Slept 10 hours last night and I feel so tired. I don’t like skipping squat day, but bah. The physical effects ...


It’s my day off, and a rest day from the gym. Don’t always need to be productive, but off to a good start. “Start” - it’s 4:14 pm. Well, whatever. Been going to bed around 1-2 AM and getting u...


Naturally, I do my best thinking when improvised. Related to improvising: Years ago, Liz dared me to rewrite Dante’s Inferno as a children’s story. I was stumped. Then again, I have only p...


May 21, 2022

White Polos. in The Napkin.

I genuinely thought they were sold in multi-packs like wife beaters or tighty whities. I couldn’t find any at WalMart. Found one stack in Target, but it was either small or XXXL. Well, if thos...


I like saying this instead of the generic “how’s it going?” I do pick my spots of when I say it. Generally gets people doing a double-take, as it’s not something people have an NPC AutoReply fo...


Day off. Also no workout today. Slept in. It’s 2:14 pm and I still haven’t eaten breakfast. Soooo zoning out. More than okay to keep doing nothing. I’d go laze contently in bed but eh, then ...


May 08, 2022

Make me nom nom. in The Napkin.

I’m not sure how to describe my still undiagnosed depression. When I’m fine, it’s almost like waiting for my mood to drop. Wary of savoring it, as if I will drain the nice feels faster. And when ...


Woke up sad. It happens. Ate my oatmeal and crawled back into bed. Still sad, but I think I can muddle through the day. I have one errand to run before work. I’m due to get cat litter and cat...


May 05, 2022

Pro 'Teins! in The Napkin.

I squatted 265 lbs for a single, and am sitting in a thong eating eggs while chicken thighs cook in the oven. Oh, and it’s Star Trek™ day. How’s your Thursday? (Don’t worry, I’ll put a banana i...


So, we’ve gone from a disease, to war, to a high profile trial. It’s the 90s all over again. What, I don’t follow this stuff, it’s just impossible to avoid. My feeds are otherwise Star Trek, lift...


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