Timmy™ ⋅

My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Most entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.

How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.

Samwise The Brave, "The Two Towers"

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Less an inquiry of specifics, more HOW IS IT POSSIBLE. Now, this may be shocking information. Girls poop. They defecate. They take massive shits. There are toots and pauses between each evacu...


First song Pandora plays is Slayer. Mofoing SLAYER. Slayer isn’t easy to get into. (Seriously. I get it. Metallica is easier to get into.) But once you get into Slayer, they will scream on ...


Picture it. Jersey. Mid-naughts. Someone’s apartment. A dozen or so Jerseyians. Or is it Jerseyites. (Whatever.) Cuddle Party. For the uninitiated, Cuddle Party is a safe space to practice ...


Well, it is. Happy Taco to you.


It’s something Alice does sometimes. I’ll be walking around my flat, she’ll jump on my back, wrap her arms and legs around me, and exclaim JETPACK! Like a spontaneous piggyback ride. Sometimes ...


I should also have a gold copy of the original LoZ, however this is about Ocarina of Time. Picture it, Jersey, autumn, 1998. Toys’R’Us. What. So it’s not Sophia. All the Golden Girls deserve...


Who doesn’t have an interior monologue? Are there truly people who aren’t constantly thinking? HOW DO YOU FUNCTION. Well, it’s not constant-constant for me. I’m capable of zoning out and focusi...


V left it in my car with a note. And I didn’t understand the symbolism of white. I thought it meant she was attracted to me. And she was. It’s somewhere between romantic attraction and physica...


Generally not recommended to google-doctor, but we all do it now and then. I have about three terms that.... “help” describe me. Schizoaffective Disorder, Manic Depression, and Anxiety. Yes, y...


More personal observations. If I pace/meditate on this further, I’m sure I could think of other examples. The easiest ones to elaborate on are food, and masturbation. (This is why there an oxfo...


Thank you to anyone who keeps me in their heart and thoughts.


Calling it now. And, as you know, I truly hate being correct. The weather is going to rebound and this oncoming summer will be among the hottest, most violent on record. I hate being correct. T...


Left forearm. Of course my mom held my hand while crossing the street to the grocery store. When her MS escalated, she would hold onto my left forearm to stabilize herself as we crossed the str...


Oh, you know you’re reading this because I’m Too Much Information Timmy. I taste-tested this hot sauce yesterday. Do you need another trigger warning for the aftermath? Nah, I’m okay, but serio...


I have been asked occasionally “Why are you still married to her? You’re not together.” Paraphrasing. Medical. Hospital. Sorry, it’s 1:36 AM, and my mind isn’t what it used to be. Forgive me. I...


Okay, I’ll check the label, but PHEW, okay, finally. I’ll make a HOT SAUCE video on this in the next day or two. For now? I find it tasty. Mouth is in pain. But, in a good way. I know, I kn...


What, you read the title.


Don’t worry, more hot sauce masochism will be presented. In the mean time, is it Sophia-time? Engage? Engage.


If the next bottle of hot sauce doesn’t make me reach for milk, I may need to outsource.


February 14, 2021

On Loss. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.

“I’ve heard it said, that one of the worst parts of breaking up a long term relationship is the loss of language. The puns and in-jokes, the little touches that were special just to you two. That...


This is babbling about psychology. Oh, I’ve taken Psych 101. But gosh, sometimes when you get clinical terms, they start to lose all meaning. “Oh, that’s nice. …What does that really mean aga...


February 14, 2021

Oh, Airk. in The Napkin.

He amuses me. Sometimes I’ll be scrolling down my Book of Faces page and see him cursing out his Senator or Congressman. Just scathing “DO YOUR JOB, YOU F** JACKOFF.” Well, sans caps. You don’t...


This is a paraphrase from Sarek in Star Trek 2009. I want to start off by saying that right now, in this moment, I’m happy. It is rare, so it needs to be noted. Those close to me know my emotio...


February 12, 2021

Want some pizza? in The Napkin.

What. I feel like hell. Mikey is offering you some pizza. WANT SOME PIZZA.


Yes, indeed, I have a face. I know, baffling.


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