Timmy™ ⋅

My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.

How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.

Samwise The Brave, "The Two Towers"

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I got a compliment on my squat today. It’s funny, it was my first time squatting this year. Been “just” deadlifting. Not sure why I thought my squat would suffer. It’s not like I’m some elite...


So, I was entering my local consumable goods emporium when I saw yet another “CDC suggests facemasks” at the entrance. I was just at the gym, where almost nobody wears a mask. Sure, a select fe...


3 days ago

OK, Boomer. in The Napkin.

I’m officially going to be broadening the usage of this term. From now on, whenever I hear one generation tease a younger generation, I’m going to say “Okay, boomer.” Because it’s the same dam...


Lifts still going up. Energy through the workout maintained. It still boggles my mind, given how I used to always have preworkout nutrition. Then again, we “fast” during the night and somehow d...


Sleep continues to be excelsior. Still low carb six days a week. (20c or less). Getting easier and easier. Any sugar desires mostly correlate with general hunger. As for hunger itself… Gosh...


My experimenting continues. Over fifteen years ago, I educated myself in The Way of the Rat. Okay, close enough. Part of my self-education in How to Move Inanimate Objects was nutrition. Namely...


Even before lgbtqiabbqafkc++ became a thing, gender reveal parties were weird. Sure, now it’s the “YOU’RE IMPOSING GENDER ROLES BEFORE THE KID IS BORN”. Which is all philosophical, and heady, ...


January 14, 2022

You do you, man. in The Napkin.

So, I was in the back of the gym doing farmer’s walks. There’s a guy doing some ab exercise on an apparatus. And he’s audibly breathing “One! Two! Three! Four! Gotta get fit at the gym!” Sec...


January 12, 2022

Just Some Nonsense. in The Napkin.

I’ve been spending too much time reading forums. Takes a bit to filter out information. I’m midway through my second week of low-carb, and it’s going well. It was only the first few days that ...


Isn’t it funny how if I were female, that would be read one way, but since I’m male, that’s read another way? You know me and random observations. But wait, there’s more. If you’re a male who g...


I forget where I heard this, but most people are quite “okay, whatever” about a lot of issues. This doesn’t make them good or bad people. It’s a general indifference. For example. Thirty years...


January 06, 2022

Drinking Buddies. in The Napkin.

Not really a secret I’ve been on /r/StopDrinking. Something I read about are people who are all “I want to drink, but it’ll kill my social life.” I can’t relate to this at all. Like, where are ...


I’m not sure how serious I am being trying keto, but. Well, here we are. Less a challenge, more an experiment. This isn’t the first time I’ve tracked calories to drop weight. I recall that st...


January 03, 2022

Blank Calendar. in The Napkin.

I had the idea to write something called “Glory to Clamshots”, a satire glorifying pussyshots to point out how ridiculous leading with dickpics is. But, I just don’t care right now? Got to the g...


January 01, 2022

Excelzio. in The Napkin.

I have a bunch of “stock” names I use for video games. Timmy™ is pretty goddamned obvious. But I can’t remember the last time I was asked to input a last name. (Persona4.) The only “last name...


December 30, 2021

DQXI in The Napkin.

For the first time in a long time, I spent most of the day playing a video game. Gosh, it’s been SO long. Just zone in and PLAY without the “am I enjoying this?” anxiety or “Should I be product...


Furthermore, something we take for granted in fiction. The same sperm and egg met. Yes, yes, it’s fiction. But think about it. In most fiction where parallel universes meet, somehow, the same ...


So I was saying to someone, “Doing the same thing twice and expecting the same results is a sign of retardation, unless you understand quantum mechanics. And I don’t understand quantum mechanics...


December 12, 2021

Another DreamGirl. in The Napkin.

I’m at some restaurant prior to a Devils game. A girl asks me what I’m doing after the game. I grin and say something like “You’re asking me out, aren’t you?” She blushes a little bit. It turns...


Let’s get some terminology out of the way. A metronome is typically an audible ticking sound. As for JOI, well. I had only heard this spoken in a video in recent weeks. Until then, I guess I ...


November 22, 2021

I love cats, therefore... in The Napkin.

Think about it. I have four cats. They’re all different. They all want adorable in different ways. …Just saying the obvious. Communicate, listen to your partner. Ask “What do you like beforeh...


Star Trek I: After a night at a disco party, McCoy is drafted by the military. Star Trek II: Seeing his best friend grapple with age, McCoy encourages him to pursue true happiness. Star Trek II...


Just your general “Yes, Timmy™ is going to be talking about naughty things” disclaimer. I’m sure there’s at least one person who sees my posts on the front page and goes “Oh gawd, not that perve...


One year ago, today, Alice adopted me. Just walked in my door like she owned the place. She’s really grown into her little body. A year ago. Today.


So, I was on the treadmill contemplating the reward center of the brain. So, obviously I was in the gym. There’s a rule-of-thumb to change your routine every 4-8 weeks. Granted, I so acknowled...


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