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March 26, 2022

Calm nothing.

I seem pretty comfortable in stagnation. Hopefully the hot water situation is done. The carpet is finally dry. Who doesn’t hate having wet feet? The new heater worked for like a day, and then ...


I pulled 335 lbs for a double. Nice. New 2RM, 10 lbs off from my best all-time pull. But I must tip my fedora to the woman in the squat rack next to me. Barefoot, pregnant, squatting to parall...


March 13, 2022

Sustainability.

Vacuuming up buckets and buckets of water out of the carpet is oddly therapeutic. Vacuum floor, receive reward! Did call maintenance yesterday, but well. It’s a Sunday today. I’ve triple-check...


March 10, 2022

What is a Lady?

So anyway, I was in the middle of one of my seven* lateral raise sets when two ladies changed exercises and started doing hip thrusts in my general direction. Being orthogonal to me, relatively ...


March 08, 2022

Punxsutawney Phil.

I had just finished my workout and was washing my hands in the room where boys wave their penises around. Because I like having clean hands. Don’t want to get funky bro-sweat on my steering whe...


Vacation endings are another altered state. Not quite back to reality, but no longer riding the dopamine or serotonin. Currently waiting at port for a bus to where Airk’s car is parked. Last crui...


February 26, 2022

Centered.

We’re on route to port. Airk is driving. Estimate it has been six years. I have few guy friends, but he is one. In his words,he knows to use kid gloves around me. And that I’m a “special kind of ...


Have I mentioned I’m going on my third Star Trek cruise? I leave at 2:27 PM today, and I am EXCITED. Paid the rent, just tying up some loose ends at this point. Timing my food so I’m not hungry...


February 24, 2022

I mean business.

Apparently. Is that what he said? Felt like that was what he was trying to get across. Got a slight scratchy throat yesterday, and some nasal congestion that seemed to peak this morning. Made ...


February 21, 2022

You get a gold star!

I just clipped my nails. It’s one of those small things I annotate on my calendar. It’s a useless thing to look back upon, yet. When is the last time you clipped your nails? How often do you ...


February 07, 2022

Speed.

I used to spend money on computer components. I’d swear Candi and I had a conversation about how she’d spend money on lot of little things, and I’d just blow money on a piece of technology. It’...


February 01, 2022

Well, the effort is there.

Lifted 12 sessions in the past 13 days. Gotta love voiding bro logic. Just been running an upper/lower split rather aggressively. Gym consistency is still just under two months, so it’s not li...


So, I was entering my local consumable goods emporium when I saw yet another “CDC suggests facemasks” at the entrance. I was just at the gym, where almost nobody wears a mask. Sure, a select fe...


January 09, 2022

I don't have an ED.

Isn’t it funny how if I were female, that would be read one way, but since I’m male, that’s read another way? You know me and random observations. But wait, there’s more. If you’re a male who g...


January 07, 2022

Okay, whatever.

I forget where I heard this, but most people are quite “okay, whatever” about a lot of issues. This doesn’t make them good or bad people. It’s a general indifference. For example. Thirty years...


Furthermore, something we take for granted in fiction. The same sperm and egg met. Yes, yes, it’s fiction. But think about it. In most fiction where parallel universes meet, somehow, the same ...


December 15, 2021

The Marty McFly Problem.

So I was saying to someone, “Doing the same thing twice and expecting the same results is a sign of retardation, unless you understand quantum mechanics. And I don’t understand quantum mechanics...


December 04, 2021

Metronome JOI.

Let’s get some terminology out of the way. A metronome is typically an audible ticking sound. As for JOI, well. I had only heard this spoken in a video in recent weeks. Until then, I guess I ...


November 21, 2021

Star Trek: McCoy.

Star Trek I: After a night at a disco party, McCoy is drafted by the military. Star Trek II: Seeing his best friend grapple with age, McCoy encourages him to pursue true happiness. Star Trek II...


November 19, 2021

Fun With Maca Root.

Just your general “Yes, Timmy™ is going to be talking about naughty things” disclaimer. I’m sure there’s at least one person who sees my posts on the front page and goes “Oh gawd, not that perve...


November 17, 2021

I Grew Another Cat.

One year ago, today, Alice adopted me. Just walked in my door like she owned the place. She’s really grown into her little body. A year ago. Today.


November 13, 2021

Refreshing the Reward Center.

So, I was on the treadmill contemplating the reward center of the brain. So, obviously I was in the gym. There’s a rule-of-thumb to change your routine every 4-8 weeks. Granted, I so acknowled...


Okay, video here. When I was a kid. Well, teenager. I felt a disconnect with my dad. Has lasted to this day. And I’m so glad I made the decision I did. To decide upon other role models other...


November 01, 2021

Well, that was fast.

Filled out an online application Friday. Get an email Saturday morning to do an online video recorded interview. Gave myself the day to prepare. Finished/submitted the video interviews by 5pm Su...


Nuke it. Nuke it all. Yeah, that won’t work. Odds are, there will be outlying factions that will want the charred, barren lands. (I believe it was an olde friend of mine which proposed this.) ...


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Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.