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My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Boys are not erection dispensers. in The Napkin.
Time is short, but it’s a thought I’ve had. If sex is for her, then it’s performative. It’s his job to produce an erection. If sex is for him, then her vagina is a wanking sleeve. It’s his job ...
Knickers. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, as part of an Amazon binge, I invested in some new knickers. It was either earlier this year or last year that I went deep-diving into Amazon to find new knickers. Okay, it actually wasn’t ...
Today is a good day. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Tasted some pussy for the first time in 2.5 years, complete with her happy ending. Scored my one year sobriety coin. Had a great workout, rows @ 205 lbs and inclines @ 135 lbs for sets today. Din...
Longtime Trekkies get the joke. in The Napkin.
I was exiting the gym, saw a neon open sign, and thought of this on the spot. Second squat day of the week, if anyone cares. Still making memes, so my sense of humor is intact. <3
Banter. in The Napkin.
So B is getting a large drink and my gay manager chimes over the headset, “That’s because B likes swallowing.” Now, it’s small chiding, but I absolutely love being over-the-top to silence him. I...
Rumors of my assimilations were exaggerated. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I think I’m back to normal. It’s clear now that I hit overtraining. It’s an overused term in lifting, and difficult to achieve. But. The signs/symptoms were there. It’s not something is sho...
The Green Ranger is Dead. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Suicide. Not much older than I am. I don’t have answer. Only to fight even harder. Jason David Frank. May your agony be at peace.
Remind me to have Taco Bell™ this week. in The Napkin.
This little break from the gym has been… Not what I expected. Instead of a surge of energy, it’s like coming off an antidepressant. Sleeping a lot. Not entirely because I’m tired, but because...
Think about it. No current validations can change what was expected of you.
Sigh. in The Napkin.
Being emotionally sensitive is annoying. The same fifth grade shite that I couldn’t one-up then, just pisses me off now. It’s still the game of “I should be the better person” until it bubbles ...
Hey, I pulled 3.5 plates. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So when I say to myself “I guess I’ll ease up on my training”, this is apparently what happens. Ooops. Like, I’m going to take the next 2 days off so I have time to write for NaNoWriMo because u...
Just some motivation for next year. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
“If I can survive Calc III, I can survive Smolov.” Been saying to myself that I’ll run smolov jr next year to bring up my squat. Because bigger squat = bigger deadlift. And we know how much pla...
Why I Lift. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
A: To get off the toilet when I’m 70. 2: To give the best piggyback rides. D: To silence any physical and emotional inadequacy I might feel. That’s about it. I don’t know about you, but my Gra...
Your Daily Star Trek Meme. in The Napkin.
I’m so glad I have an outlet for all my insanity.
My grandfather was a cook in the Navy during WWII in the pacific theater. My dad was in ‘Nam. Me? Went to anti-war rallies after 9/11. As a generational progression, it kind of flows. My grand...
One unit of dult. in The Napkin.
A lot of us are just big kids who groan when we realize we’re the adult in the room. And those that self-important themselves as the adult, without the humility to be childish, tend to be the mos...
#bestbelllife in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
The air was crisp when I stepped outside to check the mail. It caught me almost off-guard. I work evenings, so I’m used to darting out in the morning or early afternoon. I’m not into the dress...
Another "if she doesn't get it, she's too young for me." in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Far worse things I could be doing with my spare time.
I finally had the chance to say it. in The Napkin.
“Don’t you make me date your mom so you have to call me Daddy.”
I'll be so positive short of having HIV. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, you’ve played a lot of RPGs, right? There’s a trope(?) that Chrono Trigger and Dragon Quest VIII nailed. The penultimate boss as a gatekeep to the Open World. You think the penultimate boss...
Contractual Obligation. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
So, Melinda was texting me yesterday about how she couldn’t get the car she wanted without a cosigner. And me being me, I half-heartenedly said something like yeah, I’d help you. Uh, oops, she c...
Y'all motherfuckers need logic. in The Napkin.
If not ‘Trek, where do you get your values from? Ha ha.
Like Urkel, I like cheese. in The Napkin.
Ever have those people at work that you think you get along with, but then on days when they’re not there you find yourself waaaay less stressed? It’s funny how work chemistry goes. Among a numb...
Intensity. in The Napkin.
How emotionally intense are guys? I obviously wouldn’t know, as I don’t date guys. I’m aware that I’m capable of some next-level intensity. I don’t think it’s for everyone. But. I’m also aw...
Sigh. in The Napkin.
There are so many times when I think/feel “I’m not good enough” or “I can’t do this.” I wonder how much of it is the truth, and how much of it is just intrinsic negativity. Difficult to say. Al...
