Timmy™ ⋅

My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.

How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.

Samwise The Brave, "The Two Towers"

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September 11, 2021

Fun with MSPaint. in The Napkin.

I mean, the tattoo idea is simple enough that I can see how it looks without any printing. Probable location. Potential alternate location. Right along the line where I had a shooting pain do...


September 11, 2021

She can not lie. in The Napkin.

Coworker: “Wow, this ladle is huge!” Me: “I can get you a smaller one.” Coworker: “No, I like big ladles. …Tim, don’t even say it.” Me: “What? I didn’t say anything!” And I didn’t, I swear!...


September 10, 2021

More Tattoo Thoughts. in The Napkin.

I’m just assuming I’ve written about tattoos before? I feel like I have a half-dozen ideas, but here’s a few that have stuck in my head. Green Ranger symbol. There’s also one that looks a lit...


September 09, 2021

A Shared Experience. in The Napkin.

You can underestimate how much you sweat at the gym until you take your soaked knickers out of your gymbag at home. Further reason why I HAVE to shower at the gym before equipping street clothes ...


September 08, 2021

Telephone Game Over Time. in The Napkin.

Believing in the bible is like believing Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a true story. Both are based on people that supposedly lived, but I think some of the details got blurred or changed. ...


So, there was a women at the gym today, clad in a sports bra. Cool, whatever. And proudly displaying plunging cleavage. Easily DD’s. (The mode* of cup size amongst my female partners has been...


September 05, 2021

I'm sweaty. in The Napkin.

Forgot my towel for my post-workout shower. I prefer being naked and showering at the gym, rather than driving home covered in my own TimmySweat. Thankfully, I caught this before I showered. I...


So, I was in the back part of a gym where there is no music. So all the female and male breaths of exertion sound like… Well, you can use your imagination. It’s disconcerting and “YEAH, LET’S ...


Is that even a thing? It’s nice feeling happy or pleasant. Isn’t it? And yes, I do believe thinking positive helps you be more positive. As circular negative thoughts have a way of festering an...


Though, Wifey pointed out today that I could get the Devils logo on my other shoulder. Still kind of want to keep my right arm/shoulder a clean canvas. At least until fifty. : D


August 15, 2021

Sexy Thang. in The Napkin.

So, I’ve been trying to be more friendly at work. Some of the staff are really nice, so I’d like to give it back. Guy asked me for something, so I said, “You got it, comrade.” Comrade, as it’...


I am not particularly surprised, given my trademark look. It’s like I should put a trademark at the end of Timmy and call myself Timmy™. But gosh, it would require some next-level ostentatiousn...


What is serenity? When have you felt serenity? That was the topic. I snapped my fingers, and the chair motioned to me. Serenity is feeling calm and at peace with your emotions. Good and bad....


I don’t feel like googling if this qualifies as biphasic sleep. Slept 3 hours. Gymmed. Slept 3 more hours. I feel good? Wednesday, August 4th, 2021 Crux: 6:23 AM - 7:21 PM (58 minutes) Yester...


August 01, 2021

Water Weight. in The Napkin.

In a span of two days and three shifts, I’ve dropped three whole pounds. Excuse me while I imbibe even MORE water. Stay hydrated, kids!


Oh, I’m still atheist. That is a chapter in The Big Book. I figured it would take a while to find my rhythm in terms of when/how many AA meetings I would attend weekly. Considering my work sch...


Or Obi Kenobi’s, whatever. As a writer, I sometimes like to put in a Wise Olde White Dude into my works. Someone whose backstory you don’t reeeeally need to flesh out. Their aura of wisdom pre...


July 25, 2021

OldER. in The Napkin.

I am now at an age where some chicks are both very legal, and still too young for me. Wonder if there is a website for thirty-somethings that are too young for some crowds and too old for others...


July 23, 2021

Don't rib me. in The Napkin.

I don’t think I broke a rib, but whatever it is, it’s enough to annotate. Still think it is bizarre to injure my rib-area on LEG PRESS. People all “oh, I don’t squat, bad for the knees”. Never...


July 22, 2021

40+ in The Napkin.

Been scheduled into overtime again. Doesn’t really bother me. I didn’t think I’d adapt to working evenings so well, but it leaves my mornings so stress-free in terms of getting to the gym. In ...


My phone is nearing brick status. “Gee, Timmy, your Blackberry was so not fetch when you got it.” Blackberry is fetch. Blackberry is always fleek and on point and radical, you neo-maxi zoom-dwe...


I knew it was going to hurt, and gosh, did this new tattoo not disappoint. First one only hurt near my hipbone. Second one barely hurt, as it is on my bum. I almost want to say it hurts more “...


Nah, not much fancy to say. Negative thoughts were there, but somewhere in the evening I forgot about them. Ha ha. I “forgot” I was depressed. I COULD hit the gym in the morning, but I wouldn’...


In the past when I had suicidal ideation, it was at least confined to the privacy of my residence. It’s quite different to be in public and casually thinking about death. All the classics: “I h...


July 12, 2021

I hate days off. in The Napkin.

I noticed this decades ago. Well, I do have two things I COULD do, and probably will. Group meeting, and hit the gym. But other than that, there’s no hard deadlines today, no stressables of any...


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