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Stolen surveys.

by Pickled Duck Lips

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October 12, 2018

Survey (stolen)

Do you have any regrets? Too many to mention, but they are regrets for things that I have NOT done, not for things that I have. Do you have a deep, dark secret? Yes. Actually more then just one....


August 26, 2018

Survey Play

How old will you be in five years? 58 How tall are you? 5‘11 What are you looking forward to most in the next six weeks? Not a thing. I take it one day at a time, otherwise, I get bummed out....


What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Can’t think of one. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? Penis reduction Do you have a completely irrational fear? Probably n...


December 21, 2017

Stole one

Have you ever flown first class? Yes I have. Many many years ago, was going to Europe with my mother, and somehow she knew the head flight attendant who put us in first class. It was in front o...


December 22, 2016

Survey

Are you named after someone? No Last time you cried? Rebel Pirate Vikings don’t cry. There is no crying. Do you like your handwriting? Yes but my neighbors say that it’s hard to read. I mean...


September 09, 2016

Romantic survey?

The kind of person you’re first attracted to: Thin, prererably dark hair, nice legs in stockings, with pretty feet showing. Possibly smoking a cigarette and looking like she just got fucked rea...


August 27, 2016

Stolen from the web.

Have you ever lied about your age? Yes, to get into clubs when I was under aged. Sometimes it worked sometimes it didn’t. Do you talk to yourself in the car? Sometimes, but just to hear what ...


August 15, 2016

Another one

Song that always makes you sad? “Sorry I ran over your puppy, and that it died slowly.” Last thing you bought? An hour with your wife. No offense sir, but I might like a refund. Last person you a...


August 06, 2016

Boring ass survey

Nervous Habits? None Are you double jointed? There is no such thing. Get a fucking anatomy book and read it. However, when I work out I am very flexible. Can touch my head to my knees, lick the...


August 06, 2016

Survey time

you like blue cheese? Depends whom I am licking it off of. Have you ever smoked? Yes that one time I tried to walk across hot coals for Jesus. Moral of the story: Fuck Jesus. Do you own a gun? ...


I could have sworn I did this before, but couldn’t find it, so going to do it again. What is something you have always wanted to try sexually? I think I covered pretty much everything. I haven’t...


June 03, 2016

Here's one.

1) Sometimes when you’re laying down, do you feel like you’re floating? Nope. I feel like I’m playing with myself. Usually, because I am. 2) Do you feel there is an overuse of antibiotics? It’s ...


FOODOLOGY What is your salad dressing of choice? Blue Cheese, lot’s of chunky blue cheese that looks like…well never mind, if I said what it looks like, even I might be stepping over some line...


April 19, 2016

Survey

Have you ever experienced being in love? Yes. Many times, but one time was an earth shattering experience. So much so, that I’ve been thinking about creating an entire folder just for that sto...


Put an “X” in the box if you have done it! Just copy and paste. (X) Shot a gun ( x) Gone on a blind date (X) Skipped school (X) Watched someone die ( ) Visited Canada ( ) Visited Hawaii (Not y...


How does it make you feel looking at pics with your ex and someone else? My eyes sting like acid as the tears start to flow, my body starts shaking as if I was a black man being tazered by a cop...


What is your favorite movie? What is your favorite TV show? What is your favorite song? What is your favorite book? What is your favorite type of music? What is your favorite type of movie? ...


1: What do you put on hotdogs? Mustard and kraut. New York style, unless I’m too lazy to heat up the Kraut, then it’s just mustard. By the way, nothing beats a Central Park hot dog, in NY. I d...


Nov. 15, 2015, 5:24 p.m. Public Will you agree to let a lover use your toothbrush? I would let her pee on my face, stick my tongue up her ass, squirt in my mouth, but no…she will not be usi...


November 01, 2015

Sunday Survey

How do you take your tea? Lemon and honey. If I have to have tea. Describe your favorite kiss. Wet and juicy, like a porn star kiss. Do you believe in soul mates? No. What is your ideal night o...


September 28, 2015

Controversial issues survey

Do you think that gay marriage should be legal? Im not a supporter of the gay movement, but I believe if any marriage is legal, then all marriage should be legal as long is its between consentin...


September 28, 2015

My secrets survey

What’s in your wallet? Drivers license, work ID, credit and debit cards, and business cards. I don’t carry cash in it, I use a money clip for that. Yes, I am that cool. What’s under your bed? ...


Ok, this is the last one I think. Unless I find a really interesting one. Have you ever been yelled at? Yes, and I hate people who fucking yell. They remind me of out of control animals, who...


Go vegetarian? Nope Appear on national TV? Hell no Break the law? Possibly Change your Religious beliefs? Only until I got laid. Give up your favorite food? Only until I got laid again. Get plast...


Ugly? nothing comes to mind lol Fashion icon? Faggot. (hey it’s what popped in my head) Death? Total peace. Australia? G’day Skinny? sexy Ghosts? Casper Pink? Color Children? Noise Religion? Shu...


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