Haven't stolen a survey in some time. So here it goes. in Stolen surveys.

FOODOLOGY

What is your salad dressing of choice?

Blue Cheese, lot’s of chunky blue cheese that looks like…well never mind, if I said what it looks like, even I might be stepping over some line.

Ok, it looks like someone blew some chunky cum, with a fungus infection over the salad.

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?

All but one of my favorite sit down restaurants have gone out of business. They were really good steak houses. The one that’s has decent food, but the atmosphere is awesome. They play old Italian music in the background, and the waitresses wear some super sexy stockings with mini skirts. Some wear fedora’s on their heads.
And yes, I stare.
Oh, I fucking stare until my eyes are popping out of my head, and my neck feels like I’m the girl from the exorcist after the spinning head scene.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Probably could handle rare Prime rib every day for two weeks.

What are your pizza toppings of choice?

I like just about everything, but NOT everything. So it’s not so much what I would like on my pizza, but what I wouldn’t.
Anchovies and or Pineapple.

TECHNOLOGY

How many televisions are in your house?
One.
(Hmmm, this survey looks familiar, might have done it before)

What color is your cellphone?
Black.

Do you have an iPod?
No, but I would like an MP3 player for my workouts.
I mean, I don’t actually work out, so yeah, I might just listen to music while I sit around getting fatter.

BIOLOGY*

Are you right-handed or left-handed?

Right mostly.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body?

Wisdom teeth, one back tooth, and some funky growth on my head and a tiny one from my left shoulder.

What is the last heavy item you lifted?

An old man.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope

BULLOLOGY (huh?)
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?

(OK, I have definitely done this survey before)

Yes, I want to know, so I could decide how much time and effort is worth investing in my future.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

Kimberly Cumrag.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?

No.

FAVORITOLOGY
Season
Spring

Holiday?
None. Fuck that festive bullshit.

Day of the week?

Any day that I don’t have to work.

Month?

Oh, I don’t fucking know. One where the weather is pleasant.

CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone?

No. Someone is a dick.

Mood?

Pleasantly exhausted and raunchy.

What are you listening to?

Some fucking song bird trying to get laid. Or just being happy. Or just being a bird. Sounds cute.

Current worry?

That my lazy ass is not going to move in time before running out of money totally, and fucking myself financially which is my mode of operation through out life.

RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning?

Kitchen to feed my kitty.

What’s the last movie you saw in a theater?

I don’t remember. I used to love going to the theater, but now I have a big TV and Netflix.

OTHER-OLOGY
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?

One.

Ok, I’m done with this survey. I’ve done it before. Fuck it.