My secrets survey in Stolen surveys.

What’s in your wallet?
Drivers license, work ID, credit and debit cards, and business cards.
I don’t carry cash in it, I use a money clip for that.
Yes, I am that cool.

What’s under your bed?
Lots of dust, and these cool roll out things you can store stuff in.
Not sure whats in them, cause I havent looked in years.

What’s on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Lock box, with some silver coins, and some keepsakes.

What’s in your underwear drawer?
I don’t have one, just use a big plastic bin. It holds my underwear, sox, and some random clothing items. Plus my kitty cat an night. Obviously it doesnt have a lid.

What’s in the trunk of your car?
Jumper cables, spare tire, jumper box battery thing, big winter coat,
a carton of cigarettes, and some garbage crap.

What’s in your desk or locker?
I dont have either.

Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what’s in it?
Yes. An old crappy watch from my father he gave me as a joke after I sent him a really nice one. (It was actually funny, not mean), my fathers gold ring he got in 1977 as an award for his acting. A diamond mens ring (mine), a porn clip of me and an ex on 8mm video cassette.

Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
Not a thing.

What is the most embarassing thing in your room right now?
I bought some fuck lube a few weeks ago, and it’s right by my alarm clock. I figured I should put it away, but no one ever comes here, and if they do, they might want to rub some on.

Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
Nope. Im that boring.

What is your last thought before you fall asleep?
Is my cat in the room, do I hear her getting all comfy comfy?

How long have those leftovers been in the fridge?
I try to throw them out every week. But there were times when the answer would have been unknown.

If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find?
There would be a few items that might be a tad embarassing. A few cock pictures of me. A few of females that were sent to me. Several random ones I saved from online. A few really perverse (but legal) video clips. And just random other shit that somehow seems to get in there by some weird way.

Do you sleep with anything?
Sometimes my cum rag.
lol, well only until Im done with using it.

What is your midnight snack weakness?
I dont have one.

Have you ever you shop lifted?
Yes. One time I was falsely accused in a store of shop lifting. I was 8 years old and it embarrassed the fuck out of me. So a few weeks later, I went back and actually stole some things. I figured if I was publicly humiliated like that, then I will do the crime since I already got the punishment. That was it though.

Have you ever vandalized anything?
No.

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yes, and it is the best of times.

What do you wait until no one is looking to do?
Take a comfortable shit.

Have you told the truth in this survey?
Yes. Except for one thing.
Or maybe this is the one thing.
Oh, I can mind fuck like no one else.