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Well, I’m trying this thing again. This time I don’t have a girlfriend and think I can avoid getting one long enough to try for 90 days which has been my goal. Today marks day 21 that I haven’t ...


I did my first of the month weigh in yesterdays afternoon. 171.4 pounds. So in about two and a half months I’m down about 45 pounds. Went to the gym yesterday for an hour and a half.


October 17, 2018

Nope in 30 day, de-clutter challenge.

No gym yesterday or today, it’s my day off. Tomorrow back to work and I might be getting laid, so that makes day three without gym. I did buy some fresh slamon filets for lunch and dinner. I know...


October 12, 2018

Survey (stolen) in Stolen surveys.

Do you have any regrets? Too many to mention, but they are regrets for things that I have NOT done, not for things that I have. Do you have a deep, dark secret? Yes. Actually more then just one....


August 26, 2018

Survey Play in Stolen surveys.

How old will you be in five years? 58 How tall are you? 5‘11 What are you looking forward to most in the next six weeks? Not a thing. I take it one day at a time, otherwise, I get bummed out....


I’m in uncharted territory. I think when I was at basic training, I was still able to find a private bathroom to jerk off in by week three. Anyway, I slept like the dead last night, even after h...


It’s easier now I think. Not sure what actually happens. I mean does my body reach a limit and stop producing sperm. Maybe it gets reabsorbed? I don’t know. I do still look at porn, or more ...


Had a dream last night, where my step mother was still alive and still young like I remembered. I guess we must have been alone because I got the balls up to crawl in bed with her and try to snu...


What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? Can’t think of one. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? Penis reduction Do you have a completely irrational fear? Probably n...


Took a nap earlier, fell into a deep sleep… I’m in some Depratment of Motor vehicles office and not feeling great. As soon as I go up to the desk to state my business, I feel like I’m blacking ...


Day 24 was a bit harder, but I survived it “intact.” On the other hand on day 26, I might be going over an ex girlfriends house (we dated like seven years ago) to “hang out, and watch DVS......in...


Well, call the record books. Made it to day 22. Feeling pretty unhornified at the moment.


December 21, 2017

Stole one in Stolen surveys.

Have you ever flown first class? Yes I have. Many many years ago, was going to Europe with my mother, and somehow she knew the head flight attendant who put us in first class. It was in front o...


Well, it’s my weekend. Two rough days to distract myself. Day 19, two more for tying the record.


Yeah pun intended. Day 17, and woke up with a happy boner. Thirty years ago that was a common thing, but these days it is something to celebrate. I mean I get the occasional full mast, but this...


Alright, it’s day 16. Only need five more days to tie for my longest time of no self action. After that it’s a new record. Been doing OK, with the exception of one or two close calls. Just ha...


These are days when it gets tricky. Sitting around surfing the net for news and stuff, while trying to no look at porn sites, or even personal adds on Craig’s list that have pictures lol. But...


I’ve still been trying this “NoFap,” (No J/o) thing on and off. Right now I’m on a ten day streak and doing well, however it seems that I can’t go past a wall of three weeks. I get to about...


Recently I’ve gone about a week without jerking off. However, it seems that when I’m off work, well you know. Shit happens.


Yep, back to the old drawing board. After about 28 days of not touching myself, I somehow ended up doing just that yesterday. TWICE. It’s weird how I would do it regularly and not give it a se...


Yesterday was day 14. Nothing major going on. I think I leveled out and pretty much feeling just like my usual self. Sometimes I really miss the feeling of just cumming and letting it lose, b...


Nothing going on. Still experiencing that weird calm feeling. Had an issue at work where I did the right thing, but it bit me in the butt. First thing as I walked in I had to go into an office...


I thought that by now (day 10) I would be jittery and anxious, yet after the initial grumpiness of this morning, I’ve had a weird calm and relaxed mood, which has been steady for the past three...


As good as I felt yesterday, and the day before, is about a grouchy I’m feeling right now. Although I just got out of bed, so I’m hoping for improvement as the day goes on. The down slide into t...


A couple of my coworkers mentioned yesterday that I appeared to be either super stressed, or super tired because I wasn’t joking around like my usual self. “IT’S CAUSE I HAVEN’T JERKED OFF IN 8 F...


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