Sex Survey. (Obviously it's about sex so don't read it if you get offended, or at least don't complain to me about it) in Stolen surveys.

I could have sworn I did this before, but couldn’t find it, so going to do it again.

What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
I think I covered pretty much everything. I haven’t been with two women at the same time, although it sounds “interesting,” it might be more then a handful, so it would probably be more then I can handle, or even want to try to handle. However, if they could do each other, and I could join in here and there, that would be good.

What is something you have never done in bed before?
I guess some weird things that I’m not into, but that’s a short list.

What time of day do you like to have sex?
I like morning sex best I think. It’s a good way to start off just about any day.

What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
I love a hairy pussy, but it’s not a must. Not sure what is an absolute MUST though.

How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I don’t know, never tried to set a record in limiting myself like that.

If someone was in the next room would it make you nervous or excited?
Depends who that person is. I like to hear others, but don’t much like to make a show of myself.

Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Even as a guy I have, believe it or not.

What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?
Right now, it’s a complete package. I need to lose weight.

Do you have any sexual regrets?
Only on the things that I didn’t do, that I could have. In my teens and twenties I had a lot more opportunities that I didn’t take advantage of. However, I more then made of for it in my thirties and forties.

How Important is sex in your life?
For the last few years it has been pretty much the least important thing, but I think I might be coming out of my slump. At least I’m actually thinking about having sex again. Got to get back on that horse. Figuratively speaking of course. At least I think it’s figurative.

Do you like biting and scratching?
Not so much, because I don’t like it done to me.

How do you feel about leaving marks?
I like the idea, but haven’t done it on purpose. Unless you count those silly
hickeys in my teens.

Do you believe in make-up sex?
Not so much as angry sex. Just fucking someone you’re pissed at.

Have you ever had a one night stand?
Just one official one. The others I had sex with more then once. But there were quite a few first date sex.

Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so?
No

Who did you lose your virginity to?
Kelly. The funny thing is, I didn’t tell her until over 20 years after the fact. She claimed she had no idea that she was my first.
I had several opportunities to do it before Kelly, but my first attempt a few years prior was so weird that I didn’t try to go all the way for a long time afterwards.

When and Where did you lose your virginity?
In Kelly’s bedroom.

Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table?
Yes, given the right circumstances. I will pretty much go down on a woman anytime, cause it’s something I really enjoy.

Where would you have sex in public?
Maybe at an outdoor party of some kind.

Would you ever have sex while at work?
Yes, no problem.

Would you have sex in the rain?
Why not.

What movie makes you horny?
None really.

What do you like Trimmed,Shaved or natural?
Natural, but it’s not a deal breaker if it’s shaved, it just looks weird to me.

Would you have sex in a dressing room?
I would if I was horny enough.

Do you like your partner to be loud during sex?
It would be very scary if that ever happened, plus it might wake the morgue attendant.

What words do you like to hear during sex? “Oh sir, it’s sooooo big, it feels like your cock is hitting my brain.”

How many times a week do you like to have sex?
Once.
Monday through Sunday.
No, just kidding. If I’m very attracted to someone, every day would be ok, but that’s rare. I need my alone time.

Have you done the 69 position?
Yes, and it’s one of my favorites.

What are your three fav. positions?
Missionary, her laying on her stomach, and her on top. Doggie style not so much. But I don’t say no to it either.

What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
My dick, my cock, and my penis.

Top or Bottom?
I like to be on top.

Bedroom or other room?
I’m a lazy fucker, so I prefer the comfort of a nice bed.

Lights on or off?
When I’m in shape it doesn’t matter, but I always had a preference for the dark.

Public or Private?
Private.

Partially or Entirely naked?
I like to be totally naked, but love thigh high stocking on a woman, but I end up taking them off eventually.

Naughty Videos or Hott Photos?
Videos.

Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather?
Mmmm, lacy panties.

Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle?
Slow and gentle for the first thirty seconds, then whatever feels right.

Standing up or Laying down?
Laying down. I’m fat and out of shape.

Soft or Firm touch?
Soft.

Under Covers or On top?
No preference.

Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
I’d probably would want to fuck my sister if I had one. But maybe if I did have one, I wouldn’t. However, I dated two women who fucked their brother, and I thought it was hot.

Any New Positions you haven’t done but want to try?
Nope, tried most of them.

Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?
yep.

Are there any secret desires you have never told?
Of course, I am a kinkly sob

Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex?
In the bed. Boring, I know.

What is your favorite thing about sex?
Exploring a new body.

What is your favorite sexual setting?
In a nice hotel.

Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
Probably, but it would be down the list, since i don’t like to make a public spectacle of myself around people who aren’t expecting it.

Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
I did once, and it looked like a Wilderbeast fucking the town virgin. It was pretty disappointing to see myself on camera. I looked like a faggot. It was embarrassing, to be honest. But now that I’m much much more experienced, and if I was in shape, I’d be fucking awesome.

Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
I rather not. Like I said, I’m not an attention whore.

Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?
At this point less. However, it used to be much more.

Do you like it rough or sensual?:
I think we already covered this earlier.

Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:
Opposite sex for sure, but I’ve done same sex too. That actually is better as a fantasy then reality.

Do you have sex face to face with your partner?:
Most of the time.

How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: Never because if I’m drunk, my dick goes to sleep and I soon follow. But the idea appeals to me.

How do you feel about one night stands?:
They’re fine. Except for the safety issue.
I find it a big turn on when a partner talks about her wild experiences.

Do you prefer to make love or fuck?:
FUCK.

Have you ever watched porn while having sex?:
Yes, but it would only be for a few minutes, then I’d be fucking someone.

How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?:
Depends. Sometimes longer, sometimes not at all. I go with the flow.

Do you like kissing during sex?:
Very much so.

Does size matter?:
From a male point of view I think it does. I mean I’d love to have a few extra inches in length. The girth is just right I think. Although sometimes women have issues blowing me because of it.
On a funny side note, I tend to check out women’s mouth when I check the woman out, just to see if they could take my cock and not complain of a sore jaw.

How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
A big fat zero.

What does your favorite fore-play include?:
Everything under the sun and sheets.

Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?:
Yes, it’s hot, especially when you make an attempt to “sneak it in,” and the woman relents and then actually enjoys it.
During my bi experiences I’ve also gotten it twice. It was as uncomfortable as I thought it would be at first, but a few minutes later it was great.

Have you ever have sex for money?:
No, but if I was a woman, I would.
I don’t mean standing on the street corner, but I probably would work in the sex trade just to get a nice little nest egg.
I’ve dated women who have fucked for money at one point in their lives. Call me weird, but it turned me on hearing about some of the details.

Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?:
No. Again the idea is exciting, to have that kind of control, but I doubt that it is something I would actually go through with.

**How many positions do you like to do during one episode?:
1-3

Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?:
I used to at first, and it caused some major sexual disfunction and anxiety. Once I became a totally selfish bastard in bed, I also seemed to become much better at fucking.

Could you live without sex?:
Yes.

How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
I’ve had issues where I wanted to cum and didn’t, which put a bug in my ear about it, and ended up with an issue where I would sometimes not be able to get off at all. Sometimes I brain wont shut down during sex, and it just causes problems.

Do you like to perform oral sex?:
LOVE IT.

Do you like to receive oral sex?:
Yes. As long as it doesn’t feel like she’s following some kind of script, but instead actually just gets into it and enjoys it.

Have you ever taped yourself in the act?:
Yes.

Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?:
Yes, my and a friend fucked his wife a few times. It wasn’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
However, I like the idea of (not sure what it’s called) but when you openly share a sexual partner with another person. I enjoy watching others fuck as well as hearing them, and I don’t tend to get jealous.

Have you ever been caught in the act?:
Just jerking off a few times.

Have you ever had sex on drugs?:
Yes, both Codeine, and Vicodin. It was great.

Do you spit or swallow?:
This might be TMI, but I only did the bi thing with five guys in my life, and I really liked to swallow.
It’s pretty much the only thing I could see myself doing again with another guy if it ever came down to it. However, I can’t look at a guy and think of them sexually, as weird as that may seem.

Would you let other people watch you have sex live?:
I think I could really get into that.

Do you ever have sex in the shower?:
Yes, when I got a golden shower. And yes, I liked it.

What was the biggest age difference with a partner?:
I would say 20 or so years both high and low.

Do you feel your up to par in bed?:
If you asked me five years ago, I would have said way above par. It took years to get to that point. Last few years I’ve fallen way below. It’s true, if you don’t use it you lose it.

What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?:
My very first time trying to have sex and couldn’t get it up, because the woman was older, and I thought much more experienced (later I found out she was a virgin) but she went way over the top with the dirty talk, that made me to nervous to perform. Of course now I would love that kind of talk.

Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?:
No. I like to be comfortable, not cramped into a small space.

Do you wear protection as often as you should?:
No I didn’t, and it’s a miracle that I haven’t caught anything after being with over 80 different partners in the past 30 years. I mean I tried to be selective, but we know that doesn’t mean anything.
One time I had sex with a woman, and after the fact she told me she had herpes, but was in a dormant stage at that point. Like I said, it’s a miracle that I haven’t caught anything. And yes, I’ve been tested a few times.

Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?:
I prefer younger women, but if I’m horny I would fuck just about any female, and pretty much have.

Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?:
I knew women who claimed to be into it, but we always ended up just fucking and never got to the other stuff.

Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?:
There’s been maybe three out of that 80 or so, that I still think about when I get horny. Many of the others are just a blur.

If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?:
See there, there actually are a few things I don’t share lol