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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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bonus soul-searching barrage in idea barrages
1.) While attempting to find momentum creatively and in finding side work, I think I also need a change of pace to mix it up. 2.) I wondered how they were ever allowed to use "Modern Love" in an...
parody of STP's Creep in song parodies
hungry as a horse won't eat oats of course getting sick of beef gets stuck in my teeth glad I've got all day don't want to use microwaves good food takes some time USDA pork that's prime ...
Marrchage The Eighth in idea barrages
1.) Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Because Danny Trejo LET him. 2.) One of the stars of GREYS ANATOMY is returning but the bigger news is that GREYS ANATOMY is still on the air. 3.) We're...
Marrchage The Seventh in idea barrages
1.) I've come to believe my scatterbrain is a psychological failsafe, making me too distractable to give into despair these last two years. 2.) I wonder how many untoward uses of google glass we...
parody of Night Moves in song parodies
I sure can't dance barely do The Robot Churn The Butter that's all I got sure, they tried to teach me the Electric Slide and I'm putting the emphasis on "tried" oh, they tried and tried ...
in the end in poetry
chalk it up to a lifetime of lessons learned chalk it up to a five lifetimes' worth of bridges burned chalk it up in a list of debts and credits earned chalk it up to misapplied blame ...
parody of 21st Century Schizoid Man in song parodies
kung pao, twice cooked pork dan dan noodles, please some more bon bon chicken, order four twenty first century szechuan man wok-based stir frier mapo tofu is required chili peppers bring ...
Marrchage The Sixth in idea barrages
1.) Hip-hop Let's Plays use unregistered hyphy-cam 2. 2.) Discretion is still the better part of valour but these days valour and three dollars will get you a coffee at Starbucks. 3.) An elabor...
Marrchage The Fifth Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) And then there are the days where you are honestly not sure whether the best reaction is to curl up in a ball in the dark or is to march around banging a pot and pan together while singing "I...
80,000 Points For Extra Life in poetry
we'll go down to the mall pretend we're still nineteen with our futures still bright and the grass blaring green pretend from Macys to the Target we'll pretend from end to end where the a...
Marrchage The Fifth in idea barrages
1.) We'll go down to the mall, pretend we're still nineteen, with the future still bright & the grass blaring green. We'll pretend. 2.) Ralph Fiennes has an inverse Dorian Gray thing where t...
the limping friar in poetry
I threw out some old glories clad in ones that still apply I go down for water the well is a lie before enlightenment the monk goes to the well for water and after the enlightenment the ...
parody of It's Not Unusual in song parodies
it's not unusual to see bugs on anyone when the D.T.s are what you suffer from but when you see lizards come 'round with laser guns it's not unusual to scratch your arms... until you're harmed...
Marrchage The Fourth in idea barrages
1.) This is probably gauche as hell but my brain always mixes up Richie Havens and Richie Valens. 2.) Most of the songs about Woodstock were written by people who never went to Woodstock. Histor...
#foodsongs in idea barrages
I Wanna Hold Your Ham (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peas Coupled With Pearl Onions? Werewolves of Luncheon Sweet Home Abalone I Need A Hero Lunch For Life Lunch Be A Buffet Easy Bake Oven Is Wha...
not so much a prodigal son as a never-was prodigy and yet here I am demanding third chances reconsider me when you check that resume when you smell the laurel trees when you take the J-l...
the vinyl countdown in poetry
Experience is analog. Memory is digital. An amalgamation of approximations. Memory is a lossy medium. Memory is an mp3 of life's live set. Memory shaves off corners for better compression. ...
a boy who reads in poetry
I have chopped firewood but I honestly hate it I've only ever done it so that my aging father wouldn't because he can't admit that his heart can't take it but I hate to sweat and it makes ...
upon an old warehouse in poetry
tear it down blow it up give it away sentimentality is nice but we can drown as rocks in the water by clinging too tightly to yesterday tomorrow is coming and we can either tokens of th...
Marrchage The Third in idea barrages
1.) Convince people you believe AWP stands for "Angry White Patricians". This will determine if they have a sense of humour. #AWP14 2.) I hope that Moss Man/Stinkor shippers call the relationshi...
mister mister in poetry
madness is only a gift if you know how to keep a lid on it if you know how to simmer that shit channel it keep it under control most of the time because if you can't it's even worse than...
Marrchage in idea barrages
1.) The Godfather made the bomb disposal expert an offer he couldn't defuse. 2.) People who watch reality shows can't pick on wrestling fans as "it's all made up" since... at least wrestling fan...
in like a lion 2 in life stuff and misc.
So, I have one good night and today my ma lies to me that adult protective has been called on my dad recovering from surgery, blames it on my friends and then eventually admits that it was all a ...
in like a lion in life stuff and misc.
Went to a burlesque show tonight. It was themed to a movie by some people I used to work for, donated some dribs and drabs from my parents' attic from those days to help them make more money at t...
parody of Mony Mony in song parodies
here he comes now he's a fucking brony humps a stuffed toy when he gets lonely he wears his mascot suit all night now no choice but to make it burn it's just not right, no it's not right I s...
