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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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oh God where is Spring barrage in idea barrages
1.) The Secret isn't to pray your pleas for help into the ether. The Secret is to outloud ask your friends. 2.) People mistakenly call them "vanilla envelopes" so often, the glue should really j...
the bungled and the botched in poetry
a head fulla exposed wires sparking irregular seeing things that just aren't there and conspiracies in simply everything messages coming up unchecked riddled with errors in syntax and spell...
parody of Ina Gadda Davida in song parodies
cheddar gouda velveeta, honey whether hard or a thick goo cheddar gouda velveeta, baby don'tcha know it can even be blue? oh won't you bring me cheese placed in my hand? oh won't you brin...
two-stall barrage in idea barrages
1.) Gotta lose it all? Poker, man! 2.) A redheaded orgy is called a Ginge Binge. 3.) She was such a proper lady that even when providing an old fashioned in the backseat of a car, it was with o...
parody of Human Touch in song parodies
they were challenging the unknown they took their rocket away in the end they could not surrender flew up to the cosmic rays but it's not all fun having superpowers get stretched out like...
parody of The Ballad Of Davy Crockett in song parodies
profits for Hot Pockets were getting wee they made a new product real cynically filled up with fat and greasy as can be have heart attacks from only eating three Gravy, GRAAAAAAVY Pockets, so...
such words very barrage in idea barrages
1.) I don't like mushrooms myself but if you're going hunting for them, I'm willing to provide morel support. 2.) One hopes that the Supreme Court will not be swayed by the Hobby Lobby lobby in ...
speech from an old man to young women in poetry
they train you from an early age in fairy tales and rock songs to chase after monsters in the hopes that catching one and taming it and finding that little piece of good inside deep dow...
march is still terrible barrage in idea barrages
1.) The undercover cop arrested him for soliciting a prostitute during the rain delay, total case of entarpment. 2.) I hope that when people start uploading their consciousnesses to the web, we'...
march 24th barrage 2 in idea barrages
1.) Jeff Garlin's done too much good to be tarred w/ "from The Goldbergs". That's like having Jesus on & saying "Jesus from Joe's Carpentry". 2.) Anyone who tells you to "know your place" is...
parody of Cocaine in song parodies
if you're looking to raid, you better invade Ukraine if you're loyal to Putin, you will have to shoot in Ukraine World War Five, World War Five, World War Five Ukraine if you watch Fox ...
parody of Peaches in song parodies
rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midle...
and but and in poetry
Hearing someone speak of a person as they were the love of their life when you know that person didn't feel the same way at all when they say that's their ex and you know the other person w...
march 24th barrage in idea barrages
1.) In like a lion, out like a double-lion with magical ice breath that hates you and everything you love. 2.) Semi-Charmed Kinda Life parody about Lucky Charms? 3.) Revise, revise, revise. No....
redemption song in poetry
Sometimes still I think. Gimmie back my car. Gimmie back my memories. Gimmie back my confidence. Gimmie back my sense of self. Gimmie back my youth. Gimmie back my youth. Gimmie back my ...
gravity's rainbow in poetry
a wise man told me Sunday a wise man who poses as a fool a wise man who poses as a fool that's posing as a wise man he told me Sunday and I'm paraphrasing here because my memory is bad but ...
the 69th barrage in idea barrages
1.) Save money on your copy of The Human Centipede by cutting out the middle man! 2.) Mistakes have been made because of cowardice. Mistakes will be undone with courage and just a little luck. ...
a particularly scattershot barrage in idea barrages
1.) Charlize Theron REALLY uglies it up with Frankenstein make-up in her new Oscar bait project MUNSTER. 2.) Only way I'd ever run the Boilermaker would be if someone was shooting a reverse Supe...
third time in poetry
A working class kid with a rich man's education and that's not exactly a boast. And I've toiled in ghettos and mansions I've done it on both coasts. What if setting a record for the most wa...
hopes and dreams in poetry
I hope she made it to Canada I don't think she made it there but I hope she did and I hope she's happy I hope she got that white picket fence I don't think she got it but I hope she did ...
ten hours living inside my head in idea barrages
1.) They're a rap-rock act that only plays tourist-oriented delis in Manhattan. They're called Limp Brisket. 2.) Many area codes have slogans. Ours is "315, Dead or Alive, No Really, Please Tell...
barragury 21 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if the world understands how "that weird girl" is the most romantic pet name that I could ever speak. 2.) Post-doctorate level mash-up: The Eagles "In The Long Run" vs. Lemon Demon'...
the first barrage of spring in idea barrages
1.) I'm waiting for the "Flight 370 is a Smokescreen for Crimea" theories. 2.) HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA BECAUSE YOU LEFT THE FRIDGE OPEN AND NOW YOUR KRAFT CHEESEFOOD PRODUCT IS ALL WARM AND SPO...
surely really anyway true in poetry
and I mean really how can you KNOW you wouldn't like making out with me if you haven't tried it for... 20 or 30 minutes? YOU CAN'T KNOW YOU CAN'T KNOW MAYBE I'M AN ACQUIRED TASTE LIKE BOU...
in the last ditch, I'll think of you in poetry
You can't argue with success. Because success is a concept. So it doesn't have a mouth. Concepts don't have mouths. They don't have anything. They don't exist in any corporeal sense. So you...
