parody of Night Moves in song parodies
- March 6, 2014, 10:36 p.m.
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- Public
I sure can't dance
barely do The Robot
Churn The Butter
that's all I got
sure, they tried to teach me the Electric Slide
and I'm putting the emphasis on "tried"
oh, they tried and tried
I can't breakdance, no I'm just too heavy
and I'm about as smooth as Eugene Levy
don't even try it without any booze
workin' on our white moves
tryin' to work our awkward stiff-legged grooves
workin' on our white moves
lookin' like a mime
lookin' like a real bad mime
got no rhythm oh no far from it
twelve weeks of lessons learned nothing from it
movement fluid as a two-by-four board
the beat was ignored
and I'd leave the stage every chance I could
to the bathroom, the cellphone, they all understood
one-two-three one-two-three
I gave up abrupt
I just couldn't keep up
workin' on our white moves
tryin' to work our awkward stiff-legged grooves
workin' on our white moves
lookin' like a mime
in a DDR match
I failed at Twerking
but did the Cabbage Patch
did the Cabbage Patch
I woke last night to the sound of Kesha
sounds like dogshit left to fester
see my tastes are stuck in 1992
I just can't get past my white moves
get out on the dance floor and look like a rube
my godawful white moves
I'd better just sit down
LivingWaterCreek ⋅ March 06, 2014
Made me smile.
Squidobarnez ⋅ March 07, 2014
we've all got our own style when it comes to dance, it's like having a voice.
no shame in using one's voice.
peace-signs-and-smiley-faces
BarefootButterfly ⋅ June 22, 2014
This one made me Jump! Jump! for joy!