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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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2/27 Extra Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Fiona Apple's transition from musician to B-movie actress was seamless in ATTACK OF THE 40-POUND WOMAN. 2.) An "It's Not Unusual" parody about the DTs? "It's not unusual to see bugs on anyon...
it's not just a matter of knowing the rules so you know how to break them know the rules so well you can make them devour themselves punch their own faces fake their own deaths rip out thei...
overstuffed barrage in idea barrages
1.) Hairdressing machines all look like telepathy amplifiers to me. 2.) It's a free-to-play mobile game about Lara Croft's pregnancy called WOMB TATER. 3.) It's not just a matter of knowing the...
love's limiting factors in poetry
no, love does not conquer all love does not always win but love has a puncher's chance when the fix isn't in love can win any fight that's fair and that has to count for something no, l...
meta-joke-heavy barrage in idea barrages
1.) I like to imagine each of Ollie's fleas is actually a tiny Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers playing a nigh-microscopic bass. 2.) No, love does not conquer all. But it can win any fair fig...
parody of Born In The USA in song parodies
I said "man, what's wrong with your face?" "your goggles must be from outer space" he said he bought these specs from the google guy there was something wrong with the look in his eyes Borg...
2/25 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) It turns out the Dollar Store in Britain is called "Poundland" so adjust your codenames for sex when in England accordingly. 2.) Pop music is less an art and more of a technique. Talent's ni...
2/25 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) The actors could no longer make love without extensive role playing. They knew what this was. Thespian Bed Death. 2.) It's a stage version of the Nickelodeon teen-com HEY DUDE. It's called T...
2/24 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) The future's gonna be just like the present but with more Cyclops visors. But hey. Free Cyclops visors. 2.) Someday heavy metal will have its own space programme and on that day, we will sen...
brother I wasn't stuck in limbo maybe limbo was just stuck in me maybe I wasn't burning in hell punished in manners ethereal maybe my business was biding my time working on better material ...
you're welcome in poetry
I talked the gods out of the last three end-times but no one gives me credit Odin was going to lay down Ragnarok so I strolled up to Asgard and I said Odin, Earth is where I keep all my st...
2/24 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) After whatever apocalypse we finally get, there's gonna be a trend in movies about the now, the "pre-apocalyptic" fad. 2.) Enough longshots accumulated probably add up to one real shot, righ...
it's always both in poetry
hope without doubt is madness doubt without hope is death but if you've got both and if you've got breath then may hope be your sword and doubt be your shield now is the new future liste...
beat-if-ication in poetry
I am the patron saint of lost car keys and rewrites long shots and lawnmower repairs the patron saint of coffee refills and ignoring the details the patron saint of longing and loitering o...
2/23 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) How does Dr. Who fix ridiculous conspiracy theories? With his Masonic screwdriver. 2.) In preparation for the oncoming timestorm, the Causality Police are mandating alternate-dimension parki...
parody of Billy Jean in song parodies
she was racist and really rich and a goddamn bitch would it be so hard to not use lard in every dish in the show that you do on teevee she said that is her schtick to use lard in her show on t...
parody of Hallelujah in song parodies
I've heard there were these frequent chords everyone plays and I can take no more but you don't mind for repetition, do ya? it goes like this five times a night the same old song, the same o...
2/22 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) I hope someday we'll discover real trolls & they'll have an anti-defamation league opposed to calling internet trouble makers "trolls". 2.) My go-to flipping-of-the-bird involves pretend...
2/21 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) snarkasm: enthusiasm that becomes retroactively either sincere or mocking depending on whichever makes the snarker look better 2.) If I was falsely imprisoned, I'd change my last name to Glu...
2/20 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) I don't know if I'll ever do a pop-culture review thing but I know that if I ever do, I wanna call it "Fair Use". 2.) The term "zombie" is not politically correct. The preferred nomenclature...
2/19 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) I'm an acquired taste... like whiskey or Eraserhead. Or like whiskey AND Eraserhead. 2.) Hanging on is actually incredibly easy. It's in our instincts to stick to our guns. Letting go is so ...
disorderly conduct in poetry
some day in some future DSM in the not-too-distant formulation of what passes for our mental illnesses we will have a new way of being sick inside instead of a Dissociate Disorder we will ha...
parody of Oops I Did It Again in song parodies
don't look at me so askance you know I believe I just crapped my pants oh maybe I think I felt a squish and I'd take it back if I could just wish I guess I lost all control I can't get my...
there is no one in the world who is as great a driver of cars and yet as terrible a parker and un-parker of cars as I this is a metaphor this is a metaphor for my entire life when I get o...
performance anxiety in poetry
you are conducting a performance art piece wherein you play out the role of a human being a literal part of a lifetime keep this in mind the way you wipe your ass the way you mourn your...
