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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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a long way to unitary in poetry
you are not who you were you are a parade of living and dying neurons deluding themselves through proximity into believing yourself unitary you are not one person you are a progression of p...
if you won't grant us patrons at least grant us some Patron stiff drinks to soften the nights composing alone if you will not grant us fame then infamy will also do because the famous alw...
2/18 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Reverence is the death of comedy. 2.) Nothing screams "cultural relevance" like U2. If it is twenty years ago and you are A Boring Person. 3.) They're a frat that initiates via drinking goa...
bentonville in poetry
as oligarchic corporations kill local and livable jobs with short-term discounts we bargain-shop ourselves back into serfdom fellow working class people of other ethnicities are not taking yo...
2/17 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) I'm 310 pounds of sexy in a 250 pound bag, I say. 2.) "...and when you saw only one set of footprints, that's when I jumped on your shoulders and had a chicken fight with the Devil for fun."...
parody of More Than A Feelin' in song parodies
looked out this morning on Sherwood Forest the toll a stagecoach would not pay shouts of battle came up like a chorus got on my horse and joined the fray robbin' and stealin' redistribute ...
2/17 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) The Pillsbury Doughboy arrested for the soliciation of doughnut hos. 2.) You can play Hide And Go Seek with the universe all you like. When you open up your eyes again, there is it. It's lik...
2/15 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe they just think they're werewolves because their whole childhoods they were told they were "a little Husky". 2.) Corner the nerd ice cream market with a flavour called Pocky Road. You ...
parody of Closer in song parodies
some cheese that's imitation pressed turkey fabrication a pouch for lubrication and some stale cookies thrown in help me develop hypertension help me, my left arm's gone numb help me, may...
parody of Paradise City in song parodies
take me down to the paradox city in a time machine and ruin causality make black holes (X2) some guy shows up in a police call box takes me to planets made of styrofoam rocks says we'll...
2/15 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) As oligarchic corporations kill local and livable jobs with short-term discounts, we bargain-shop ourselves back into serfdom. 2.) You are not who you were. You are a parade of living & ...
Valentines' Barrage in idea barrages
1.) An episode of FAMILY GUY where Peter has amnesia so nothing can remind him of a time something happened so it's just 22 min of silence. 2.) 83% of all science fiction stories from the 1950s ...
if there's anything this winter-driving teaches you it's that you cannot let yourself overcorrect if you start to wobble and you crank the wheel or slam the brakes you'll only make it wor...
2/13 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) If you think about it, in Super Mario Brothers, change is always in the air. 2.) The best cosplay ever would be a meta-cosplay of Doctor Girlfriend cosplaying as Doctor Who. STEAL THIS IDEA,...
2/12 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Porky's attempts at apology were inevitably ham-handed. 2.) A pity-sex-enabling phone app called Nerds In Need. 3.) You know you're edging toward old when you're starting to think Calvin's ...
eyes like mine in poetry
tornado in the sky but never of it in your eye your peace belov-ed that you will never find as we can never be only what we are inside tornado horrid beauty on the earth destroying ever...
2/12 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) "Bite my chalky off-white ass!" is the well-known catchphrase of Benderman. 2.) He would fall asleep while snitching on people about drug deals, leading to a diagnosis of narconarcolepsy. 3...
2/11 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) A cross between a tambourine and brass knuckles, somehow. 2.) All placed up and nothing to dress for. 3.) A story where it turns out the super-villains are the real heroes, there to distrac...
four a.m. and weary in poetry
the tyranny of this endless now unable to react or even process just accept and keep on clicking forward on the Technicolor cyclone on all these endless nightmares I don't want to sleep thes...
all the times that I survived but lost my place a friend my face a dream or the rent maybe it was not a doom averted maybe it was just doom deferred maybe I should have cut to the chase may...
more good advice (an old poem reworked) in poetry
always be skeptical but never be cynical it's a razor's edge to walk but trust me the cuts on your soles will be worth it cynicism will just burn you out but always be skeptical the world ...
charlie's epitaph in poetry
fate's just confirmation bias in a pair of fancy shoes don't try the idea of an honest day's work is just a kind of Stockholm Syndrome brought on by too much Fox News don't try destiny...
captain oh my captain in poetry
we were hopelessly out-numbered only so long we could stand but I thought we were gonna go down in this ship together I thought that was the plan you'd have a better chance without me I'm...
2/10 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) I'm wonderful at advice for anyone except myself. It's some kind of self-reflective Cassandra Complex, I guess. 2.) A fat hairy Aerosmith cover band called Bearosmith. 3.) Fate is just conf...
2/9 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) The next time someone is passive-aggressively jealous of you just say "Do you need some peanut butter to go with all that JELLY?" 2.) A man with hockey hair picking apples and the caption "W...
