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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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2/6 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Apparently, "Flappy Bird" is some trendy mini-game and not an obscure British insult, which disappoints me. 2.) I don't youtube Let's Play but if I did my purposely-surreal nickname would be...
balancing act in poetry
some wear hearts on sleeves in the hope of attention others we do so instead to remind ourselves we still have one it's a balancing act going to the abyss edge for some darker knowledge ...
2/6 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) We need a new circle of hell for people who loudly snowmobile near residential areas to proclaim the size of their genitals. 2.) Some want to be feared, some want to be loved, I just want to...
2/5 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Letters like PUA & MRA deserve to stand for better things than Pick Up Artist & Mens Rights Activist. Those letters don't deserve that! 2.) I hope Rodman at least nicknamed him "Lil ...
parody of My Milkshake in song parodies
my oak stake puts vampires in the grave they can't hide in coffin or cave no way no coffin or cave come at me, bro, if you think you're brave I know you want it the thing that stakes thee ...
2/4 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Less dominant in Jurassic Park were the philosoraptors who instead of trying to escape debated whether the park existed at all. 2.) Link liked to fight Like-Likes but he didn't LIKE-like to ...
sometimes I think upon all of the wonderful places I did not go back when I thought having somewhere to be was good enough now that I'm older I know just having somewhere to be is not g...
abandon shoes in poetry
abandon shoes and feel the earth beneath you or the rock or tile or wood you are a part of the world whether you like it or not whether it likes it or not you come from it you're going b...
Groundhog Barrage in idea barrages
1.) CNBC counterprogrammes the Super Bowl halftime show with Yuppie Bowl. It's... horrifying. 2.) Am I the only person who refers to "Mrs. Doubtfire" as "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dad"? 3...
parody of Conjunction Junction in song parodies
conjunctivitis it's a virus except when it's bacterial or an allergic reaction conjunctivitis in your eye it's a terrible infection that makes you look stupid it's an irritation of how y...
2/1 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) I have come to accept that I don't have the sculpture skills to create a Statue of Limitations. 2.) When you're initiated into the street urchin gang in OLIVER TWIST, you get tattooed with a...
2/1 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) If a wrestler died in a buddy cop movie, it'd be all "he only had two days until retirement. then two weeks until unretirement." 2.) She trained as a master Dungeons and Dragons barmaid on s...
1/31 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) As I grow my hair out again, I look more like myself. It's weird. 2.) At the height of her successful A-Team themed orgy, she chuckled to herself and said "I love it when a plan comes togeth...
life stuff in life stuff and misc.
Yeah, so my dad is recovering from having a... bi-ventricular synchronizer and internal defribulator put in, in a hospital in Utica. It is like the logical extreme of the pacemaker and they had t...
1/30 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) "Legion of Super Heroes character or Mega Man enemy?" 2.) The early hominids in the Dave Matthews shirts and the puka-shell necklaces were the bro-magnon man. 3.) Probably the worst typo of...
I call my collected short ideas "Barrages" in idea barrages
1.) A "conjunction junction" parody about conjunctivitis? 2.) If you named your band "Unregistered Hypercam 2" it would make 43% of all youtube videos an advertisement for YOU. 3.) Dear The Sou...
burn notice in poetry
set the past blazing just torch it it's dead the past is not a home the past is a corpse and should you try to live inside you will only know the company of maggots and rot so torch it ...
butterfly sauce in poetry
caterpillars don't change cleanly inside their cocoons they don't just morph they dissolve into ooze before they are reborn cut open a chrysalis if you don't mind murdering bugs if you ...
yes, still doing barrages here in idea barrages
1.) A movie character personality test where every answer is "you are... A PERSON ON THE INTERNET WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS". 2.) Arnold doing a Slap Chop infomercial that's just thirty m...
testing in life stuff and misc.
Ah, this is gonna take some goddamned getting used to, isn't it? Hi. I'm Mike. I'm still a little young but I'm getting old. I've lived all kinds of places and I've done a lot of things but now...
