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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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carl sagan's beautiful blues in poetry
sometimes it occurs to me struggling to write poetry the Ts won't cross the Is won't dot they should have sent an astronaut
hope springs in poetry
I'm not saying I'm not deluded too I don't have faith in ghosts and monsters but I do have the gambler's fallacy and sometimes it is almost as bad so an I declare my lottery addiction a non-...
you can't spell "truth" without "rut" in poetry
never mind for lines the shortest distance between two points is a lie and there's a subtle difference between a one-way lie and a mutually-agreed-upon fiction the difference is the lie h...
reverse stage fright in poetry
reverse stage fright is a serious disorder reverse stage fright is the bane of my existence reverse stage fright is the state of only being comfortable when you're on stage in the act of cre...
hey nineteen 2 in idea barrages
1.) How horrified would a tree be by the idea of maple syrup anyway? We're TREE VAMPIRES. 2.) You say I'm "looking for work". I say "I'm self-employed as an intern". 3.) Your garden is sparsely...
#VonnegutBands in idea barrages
Slayer Piano Cat Stevens' Cradle Mother Night Ranger Slaughterhouse-Five For Fighting Breakdance of Champions Rapstick or Ho-less No More GWAR Bless You, Mr. Rosewater Deadeye Dick Dale H...
hey nineteen in idea barrages
1.) There's a difference between a one-way lie and a mutually-agreed-upon fiction. The lie hurts less. 2.) When I win the lottery, commissions on Deviantart for pictures of Shaq dunking a basket...
March 18th bonus weirdness in idea barrages
1.) A smart watch that displays a photo of the skin behind it when in sleep mode would be silly but if it were cheap, I'd buy one. 2.) Yes, if this freezer breaks before Octoberfest these sausag...
a prime example of these barrages in idea barrages
1.) Pac-Man's more fun if you say the ghosts are the damned souls of Mens Rights Activists & the sheets are fedoras pulled down over their eyes. 2.) To air is Bud and at basketball, he's div...
loose change in poetry
it feels like everything around me is in a fevered state of flux everyone is cracking up getting fucked moving in moving up breaking down moving out flipping out signing in sleeping aro...
more March 17th in idea barrages
1.) Are "The Cheerios Farts" A Thing? Guys. I think "The Cheerios Farts" are A Thing. 2.) When leading someone thru a 1st sexual encounter w/ their non-preferred gender say to them in a cowboy a...
March 17th Mixed Bag in idea barrages
1.) The follow-up to the MtGox Scandal will just be a re-skin of Dogecoin Dogecoin Panic. 2.) A mash-up of The Rentals "Down With P" and "OPP" would probably be great. 3.) Knowing your limitati...
parody of Shine On You Crazy Diamond in song parodies
remember being an egg you didn't have legs shine on you crazy dragon now you've got two of those things and you've even got wings shine on you crazy dragon now you're giant and breathe ...
The Ides of Marrchage 4 in idea barrages
1.) Is there fan-fiction about Mr. Drysdale being a swinger and getting it on with The Millionaire and His Wife pre-Island? 2.) Fan-fiction where Miss Hathaway drops the facade of pining for Jet...
The Ides of Marrchage 3 in idea barrages
1.) Writing parodies of Springsteen is difficult as the only reason I'd ever listen to Springsteen is so as to write parodies of Springsteen. 2.) There is a misspelling in the already stupid-ass...
The Ides of Marrchage 2 in idea barrages
1.) So many friends marching in the Utica St Pats Parade. Don't slip in any of the... ah... previous beer. 2.) Last night, I dreamed I was an MLB bench player getting my first chance as a starte...
The Ides of Marrchage in idea barrages
1.) Some of these dreams lately, it's like I'm living out other ways my life coulda legitimately gone but w/ this consciousness so I'm lost. 2.) All the Pringle ladies, all the Pringle ladies, i...
Marrchage the Fourteenth in idea barrages
1.) Causality and entropy, those two bastards breathing down on me. 2.) My mom's crazy dog refuses the boots and I just end up carrying him back in when he gets cold after he poops. 3.) Why? Be...
weather-heavy barrage in idea barrages
1.) These weathermen and weatherwomen are just a bunch of depth queens right now. 2.) Paraphrasing the so-bad-it-transcends line from MIB2 "you're not sad because the winter's so long, the winte...
self-mythologizing in poetry
I'm a prince up on a parapet and I'm letting down my hair I've known the showers in ivory towers and the friendly ghetto stare I've been thrown out for a lack of funds in the east and...
when the prevailing winds conspire to leave me the comparatively level-headed person in the room holy Christ something has gone wrong when my usual steady rain of melodrama and self-doubt...
Marrchage the Eleventh in idea barrages
1.) When the world is heading into a territory where I am the relatively level-headed entity present, man, we are screwed. 2.) Gums bleeding at the scraper's touch, he said to the dentist "don't...
Mea Maxima Culpa in poetry
this is the process the process is this rendering myself scatterbrained to obfuscate the pain filling my brain with everything that I can fit in there to dull the desire to staunch the ...
Barrage Fifty in idea barrages
1.) The internet does not have enough pictures of Ernest Borgnine as a Borg. 2.) A Highlander-themed fighting game called IMMORTAL COMBAT. 3.) The nightmare was a bit like a mix of THE MATRIX a...
a question for old friends in life stuff and misc.
The application for the Amtrak Residency thing asks for a writing sample. Any opinions on what I should submit? Anything you remember from the OD old days or stuff I've shared on facebook or ...
