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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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2/1 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) I have come to accept that I don't have the sculpture skills to create a Statue of Limitations. 2.) When you're initiated into the street urchin gang in OLIVER TWIST, you get tattooed with a...
2/1 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) If a wrestler died in a buddy cop movie, it'd be all "he only had two days until retirement. then two weeks until unretirement." 2.) She trained as a master Dungeons and Dragons barmaid on s...
1/31 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) As I grow my hair out again, I look more like myself. It's weird. 2.) At the height of her successful A-Team themed orgy, she chuckled to herself and said "I love it when a plan comes togeth...
life stuff in life stuff and misc.
Yeah, so my dad is recovering from having a... bi-ventricular synchronizer and internal defribulator put in, in a hospital in Utica. It is like the logical extreme of the pacemaker and they had t...
1/30 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) "Legion of Super Heroes character or Mega Man enemy?" 2.) The early hominids in the Dave Matthews shirts and the puka-shell necklaces were the bro-magnon man. 3.) Probably the worst typo of...
I call my collected short ideas "Barrages" in idea barrages
1.) A "conjunction junction" parody about conjunctivitis? 2.) If you named your band "Unregistered Hypercam 2" it would make 43% of all youtube videos an advertisement for YOU. 3.) Dear The Sou...
burn notice in poetry
set the past blazing just torch it it's dead the past is not a home the past is a corpse and should you try to live inside you will only know the company of maggots and rot so torch it ...
butterfly sauce in poetry
caterpillars don't change cleanly inside their cocoons they don't just morph they dissolve into ooze before they are reborn cut open a chrysalis if you don't mind murdering bugs if you ...
yes, still doing barrages here in idea barrages
1.) A movie character personality test where every answer is "you are... A PERSON ON THE INTERNET WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS". 2.) Arnold doing a Slap Chop infomercial that's just thirty m...
testing in life stuff and misc.
Ah, this is gonna take some goddamned getting used to, isn't it? Hi. I'm Mike. I'm still a little young but I'm getting old. I've lived all kinds of places and I've done a lot of things but now...
