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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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it's always both in poetry
hope without doubt is madness doubt without hope is death but if you've got both and if you've got breath then may hope be your sword and doubt be your shield now is the new future liste...
beat-if-ication in poetry
I am the patron saint of lost car keys and rewrites long shots and lawnmower repairs the patron saint of coffee refills and ignoring the details the patron saint of longing and loitering o...
2/23 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) How does Dr. Who fix ridiculous conspiracy theories? With his Masonic screwdriver. 2.) In preparation for the oncoming timestorm, the Causality Police are mandating alternate-dimension parki...
parody of Billy Jean in song parodies
she was racist and really rich and a goddamn bitch would it be so hard to not use lard in every dish in the show that you do on teevee she said that is her schtick to use lard in her show on t...
parody of Hallelujah in song parodies
I've heard there were these frequent chords everyone plays and I can take no more but you don't mind for repetition, do ya? it goes like this five times a night the same old song, the same o...
2/22 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) I hope someday we'll discover real trolls & they'll have an anti-defamation league opposed to calling internet trouble makers "trolls". 2.) My go-to flipping-of-the-bird involves pretend...
2/21 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) snarkasm: enthusiasm that becomes retroactively either sincere or mocking depending on whichever makes the snarker look better 2.) If I was falsely imprisoned, I'd change my last name to Glu...
2/20 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) I don't know if I'll ever do a pop-culture review thing but I know that if I ever do, I wanna call it "Fair Use". 2.) The term "zombie" is not politically correct. The preferred nomenclature...
2/19 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) I'm an acquired taste... like whiskey or Eraserhead. Or like whiskey AND Eraserhead. 2.) Hanging on is actually incredibly easy. It's in our instincts to stick to our guns. Letting go is so ...
disorderly conduct in poetry
some day in some future DSM in the not-too-distant formulation of what passes for our mental illnesses we will have a new way of being sick inside instead of a Dissociate Disorder we will ha...
parody of Oops I Did It Again in song parodies
don't look at me so askance you know I believe I just crapped my pants oh maybe I think I felt a squish and I'd take it back if I could just wish I guess I lost all control I can't get my...
there is no one in the world who is as great a driver of cars and yet as terrible a parker and un-parker of cars as I this is a metaphor this is a metaphor for my entire life when I get o...
performance anxiety in poetry
you are conducting a performance art piece wherein you play out the role of a human being a literal part of a lifetime keep this in mind the way you wipe your ass the way you mourn your...
a long way to unitary in poetry
you are not who you were you are a parade of living and dying neurons deluding themselves through proximity into believing yourself unitary you are not one person you are a progression of p...
if you won't grant us patrons at least grant us some Patron stiff drinks to soften the nights composing alone if you will not grant us fame then infamy will also do because the famous alw...
2/18 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) Reverence is the death of comedy. 2.) Nothing screams "cultural relevance" like U2. If it is twenty years ago and you are A Boring Person. 3.) They're a frat that initiates via drinking goa...
bentonville in poetry
as oligarchic corporations kill local and livable jobs with short-term discounts we bargain-shop ourselves back into serfdom fellow working class people of other ethnicities are not taking yo...
2/17 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) I'm 310 pounds of sexy in a 250 pound bag, I say. 2.) "...and when you saw only one set of footprints, that's when I jumped on your shoulders and had a chicken fight with the Devil for fun."...
parody of More Than A Feelin' in song parodies
looked out this morning on Sherwood Forest the toll a stagecoach would not pay shouts of battle came up like a chorus got on my horse and joined the fray robbin' and stealin' redistribute ...
2/17 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) The Pillsbury Doughboy arrested for the soliciation of doughnut hos. 2.) You can play Hide And Go Seek with the universe all you like. When you open up your eyes again, there is it. It's lik...
2/15 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe they just think they're werewolves because their whole childhoods they were told they were "a little Husky". 2.) Corner the nerd ice cream market with a flavour called Pocky Road. You ...
parody of Closer in song parodies
some cheese that's imitation pressed turkey fabrication a pouch for lubrication and some stale cookies thrown in help me develop hypertension help me, my left arm's gone numb help me, may...
parody of Paradise City in song parodies
take me down to the paradox city in a time machine and ruin causality make black holes (X2) some guy shows up in a police call box takes me to planets made of styrofoam rocks says we'll...
2/15 Barrage in idea barrages
1.) As oligarchic corporations kill local and livable jobs with short-term discounts, we bargain-shop ourselves back into serfdom. 2.) You are not who you were. You are a parade of living & ...
Valentines' Barrage in idea barrages
1.) An episode of FAMILY GUY where Peter has amnesia so nothing can remind him of a time something happened so it's just 22 min of silence. 2.) 83% of all science fiction stories from the 1950s ...
