parody of Paradise City in song parodies

take me down to the paradox city
in a time machine and ruin causality
make black holes
(X2)

some guy shows up
in a police call box
takes me to planets
made of styrofoam rocks
says we'll get ourselves
a teevee movie on Fox
I say that's not a good idea
something he does not want to hear

your timeline doesn't go one way
you can just leap
into your yesterdays
at least that's what I heard
Doctor Sam Beckett say
I think right now his soul's in a lion
in a zoo in sixty-five

take me down to the paradox city
in a time machine and ruin causality
make black holes

strapped in the chair
of a flying Delorean
don't need roads, roads are boring
all of this jumping 'round
is really taking its toll
I beg off but Doc says that
I gotta go
says my kids all turn into assholes

take me down to the paradox city
in a time machine and ruin causality
make black holes

so much erased (x 4)

Captain America's was trapped in ice
as methods go
that's pretty nice
he said, it's time travel
at a reasonable price
forty years in a deep freeze, it's a breeze
wake up when it's ninety degrees

take me down to the paradox city
in a time machine and ruin causality
make black holes
(X 4, with improv)