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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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april 6 in idea barrages
1.) Flight 370 was a tragedy because of the lives lost but how is the continuing search still a huge story? Just residual conspiracy BS? 2.) Do we even know the difference between culture & ...
a cup filled with maybes in poetry
am I indecisive or not? I don't know I'm not sure I'll have to think about it some more I'll have to talk it through do I have a hard time trying to make up my mind? do I experience diffi...
a needed break in poetry
there is socioeconomic Stockholm Syndrome wall-to-wall whenever I try to watch the news so I just turn the channel I put on cartoons it's not the best answer but sometimes it's all we'...
up the creek in poetry
grow grow grow your boat trees become canoes dare to dream dare to dream dare to dream dare to dream we become things too even if sometimes we must spoon into our living parts to do ...
parody of Sounds Of Silence in song parodies
World of Warcraft, my old friend here I am playing you again because levels require grinding secret treasures require finding soon the trials will reveal their just reward a plus-four sword ...
senator janitor banker and nun we are all mostly just mundane and ugly and plain but we all get our flashes of being fantastic the trick is finding the discipline to get the timing right ...
april 5 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Que sriracha sriracha, food as an internet meme, wonder what the next will be, que sriracha sriracha. 2.) If you think about it, PB&J is an ampersandwich. 3.) If you see an elaborate ma...
parody of I'm Only Happy When It Rains in song parodies
I'm only happy when there's brains I'm only happy when it's me who ate it the only way that I am satiated I'm only happy when there's brains you know I love the stuff inside your head the on...
april 5 in idea barrages
1.) Shirley Temple's singing voice as a child was kind of like a member of the Lollipop Guild with a taste for blood. 2.) The road to hell is paved with the belief there's such a thing as hell. ...
missing pieces in poetry
and if you can't drop biscuits at least drop beats and if you can't change the world at least change me if you can't preach to the birds go preach to the bees and if you can't do pus...
april 4 in idea barrages
1.) The fortune cookie said "you are almost there". From your crust to the ears of The Great Magnet, noble sweetbread. 2.) grow grow grow your boat/trees become canoes/dare to dream, dare to dre...
puppetland in poetry
in puppetland we're the imaginary friends crafted out of felt and socks held up high to maintain the illusion for naive puppet children that human beings could ever be real could ever feel...
april 3 in idea barrages
1.) Has TLC had a "reality" show about the bearded lady yet? I think that's all that's left on the carnival sideshow bingo card. 2.) If paying way too much for a car makes you feel young, man, l...
april 2 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) If at first you don't succeed, "died with an out-of-state license & months of lottery tickets in his wallet" isn't the worst obituary line. 2.) The newest meme should just be a dog dress...
april 2 barrage in idea barrages
1.) The Transformer who goes around enforcing robot gender is really just a social Constructicon. 2.) Happy is the day there's a new Welcome to Night Vale AND a new The Church of the SubGenius r...
april start barrage in idea barrages
1.) April Fools Day is amateur hour for jokers the same way New Years is for drinkers. It is the least funny day to prank. Everyone expects it. 2.) That we've reached a point in sport where we'r...
sometimes I think about that day in L.A. when a girl knocked on the door of the office that I worked for thinking it was another place and when I informed her of her being misinformed she ...
for men we are expected to claim horniness as our driving force when loneliness is the measure of our frustrations because that's supposedly stronger I guess break it down and pretend t...
out like a blizzard-breathing lamb barrage in idea barrages
1.) I thought for all these years their standards were too high for me. Only now do I realize screw it their standards were too low. 2.) "I think we should see other people" is probably even mor...
March 29th Barrage in idea barrages
1.) To Buddhists, YOLO is HATE SPEECH. 2.) If someone tells you "turn that FROWN upside DOWN" tell them "flip that SMILE 'round a WHILE". Then punch 'em in the gut. 3.) Much as folks talking wh...
parody of Last Resort in song parodies
I read "Great Expectations" this is my book report watched the movie, no reading old wedding cake full of giant rats breeding this is my book report I read "Great Expectations" this is my...
parody of Semi-Charmed Kinda Life in song parodies
doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo... in my cer-e-al bowl it's sweet cuz... the grahams they... are golden there's Trix for you... and there's Trix for me Raisin Bran, better without raisins spoon...
March 28th Barrage in idea barrages
1.) If this van's a-rockin', time to put new shocks in. 2.) Light board is both wave board AND particle board! 3.) There isn't an article on Jezebel called "Fat Guys Are Better At Sex Because W...
sketch of zach (fifty-two pickup) in poetry
watch the nervous energy the mania the ruffle of shuffle it's all in the cards it's all in his hands tricks only he can see only sages can understand it's misdirection even though it's n...
sketch of rosa (honey slides) in poetry
she made a tea ceremony of adding honey to her chai lifting it up by the quarter-spoon then drizzling it down like spider-webs like summer rains like the graces of the gods themselves ...
