parody of Last Resort in song parodies

I read "Great Expectations"
this is my book report
watched the movie, no reading
old wedding cake full of giant rats breeding
this is my book report

I read "Great Expectations"
this is my book report
watched the movie, no reading
old wedding cake full of giant rats breeding
a low-B is all that I am needin'!

I skipped the book... and the Cliff Notes
think there was a prison boat
a girl on which he dotes
cruel fate has him by the throat
is it all worth having a nice coat?

cuz he's Philip Pirrip, just call him Pip
that's how his infant tongue rendered it
Philip Pirrip, just call him Pip
that's how his infant tongue rendered it

I guess it's about how money ruins things
that's according to my friend who kind of skimmed
who left him the money, well, Pip was mistaken
by the end, his heart was just breakin'

it all started when he lost his mother
awful sister but has a nice in-law-brother
visiting his folks in a graveyard just quick
ends up unchaining an escaped convict

cuz he's Philip Pirrip, just call him Pip
that's how his infant tongue rendered it
Philip Pirrip, just call him Pip
that's how his infant tongue rendered it

Philip Pirrip, just call him Pip
he was poor and... now he's rich
now he's rich [4x]
and Miss Havisham is a bitch!

I read "Great Expectations"
this is my book report
watched the movie, no reading
old wedding cake full of giant rats breeding

I skipped the book... and the Cliff Notes
think there was a prison boat
a girl on which he dotes
cruel fate has him by the throat
is it all worth having a nice coat?

cuz he's Philip Pirrip, just call him Pip
that's how his infant tongue rendered it
Philip Pirrip, just call him Pip
that's how his infant tongue rendered it
Philip Pirrip, just call him Pip
he was poor and... now he's rich
and Miss Havisham is a bitch
he was poor and... now he's rich... Philip Pirrip!