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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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april capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) And then, of course, there is Rand Paul's jazz album BIRTH OF THE CRUEL. 2.) Driving for hours w/ the FM dial on scan simulated my natural thought process but I finally heard the "Happy" son...
barrage of late April 28 in idea barrages
1.) I ought to name a poetry collection "How To Survive A Lightning Strike" someday without any connection to the actual poems. 2.) The Inevitable Destinyman. 3.) His mutant power was total mas...
barrage of insolence in idea barrages
1.) A cafe for Canadian Trekkies called "Tim Horta's". 2.) "I Want You To Want Me" parody about someone with a ghost fetish? "I Want You To Haunt Me"? 3.) Driving west Steely Dan came on & ...
residual barrage in idea barrages
1.) Using my inability to sing well is the Meg White that brings the Jack White of my being a decent parody writer into high relief. 2.) Maybe we can make lemonade out of the lemons of net-neutr...
let it be naked in poetry
yes, of course I am insecure yes, of course I am doing this partly because I am insecure but what you have to remember is that's good it's a good thing it's good that this comes from a p...
april 23 barrage in idea barrages
1.) Gamer rap lyrics are all like "EMULATORS! Moooooooount up." 2.) So, essentially, Jay Gatsby was driven mad by his desire to join the Green Lantern Corps. Gotcha. 3.) Theocracy: unsafe at an...
parody of White Wedding in song parodies
hey little sister where's your helmet? hey little sister bought your flux yet? hey little sister brought all your tools? hey little sister what's the gas you use? hey little sister tungsten! ...
a standard barrage in idea barrages
1.) When I watched Star Wars as a kid I was the only one who wanted to be the wishy-washy hero not the mysterious jerk. It tells my whole story. 2.) I can no longer look at the old DICK TRACY mo...
parody of Dance Magic Dance in song parodies
you remind me of the bulge what bulge? the bulge in the pants what pants? the pants of real huge who's huge? he's huge his what? his bulge is really huge I saw this movie it was about Bo...
there are days I try to be bukowski but with less misogyny there are days I try to be ginsberg but with a little bit less sodomy and there are the days I try to be twain but with a little...
home is where the heart is breaking home is where the heart is clogging with arterial fat home is where the heart is skipping its beats in despair home is where the heart is dying so get ...
I'm not fat I'm famine-resistant I'm not fat yes I'm two men by weight but look at it this way I'm your own personal three-way I'm not fat I'm plush I'm a comfortable couch against wh...
the next day in poetry
drape yourself in sheets of difference or better yet advertise all of the ways we're all really the same but do it with your full heart everyday and do it without shame bleed it in your w...
return barrage in idea barrages
1.) The tension between expressing your honest self & marketing yourself to be seen/heard is a goddamned nightmare, esp in matters of the heart. 2.) It's the untold story of the industrial e...
blue moon blues in poetry
in the earliest spring up here in the north county on the lonely roads in the dead of the night if there's a full enough moon when the trees are bare if you have enough imagination with th...
the ides of april 4 in idea barrages
1.) A version of The Wizard of Oz that ends up in the Emeril City. 2.) Social networking is the art of mnemonic possession. 3.) Look I think a lot of our problems come from ending Reconstructio...
invisible ink in poetry
tattoos you've got yours that's fine but I wear mine on the inside flip my skin and you would find a tapestry marked off in time an illustrated man of broken plans of high-watermar...
parody of Reading Rainbow theme in song parodies
butterfly on your thigh I can go twice as high that word, look it's in that book it's cunnilingus let me go anywhere take this trip I'll read your lips it's cunnilingus let's make u...
the ides of april 3 (100th PB barrage) in idea barrages
1.) Dreams are just a remix/of your life by the DJ in your head/but the tracks are sometimes so mashed-up/it seems a different thing instead. 2.) If only government whistleblowers all went by po...
to market to market in poetry
I never could figure out unconditional love of self without tipping overboard into seas of raging narcissism and so in hopes of not being such an asshole I raised high the flag of self-doubt...
parody of How Bizarre in song parodies
Rasputin's makin' plans... and you know he's a mad mad monk keeping them out of world war one by bringing home the funk they tried stabbing him fifteen times from behind he just laughed, said ...
the ides of april 2 in idea barrages
1.) Japan predicted the entire internet when it invented pornographic cat girls. Good job, I... think? 2.) Look, as long as snow doesn't stick to the road and melts in the morning, it isn't real...
the ides of april in idea barrages
1.) Right-wing rancher jackoffs can steal grass for their cattle from public land but we can't camp out at Zuccotti? #OWS 2.) Yeah, it's a rub but it's a DRY rub. 3.) Yeah, it's a hump but it's...
the mean while in poetry
the worst regrets aren't the things you can see happen as they're happening the worst regrets are the ones you don't see for months down the road for years those are the ones that mak...
april 14 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) When folks tell me to get my ass in gear I wanna tell them "you'll have to manipulate my stick shift to make it happen". 2.) RPers, it is your job to play a Klingon halfling and call him Dwo...
