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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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april 14 in idea barrages
1.) She said the way he cleared his throat was gross. He said that, rather, the hills were alive with the sound of mucus. 2.) My new invention puts three little shadows in the lower right eye of...
parody of Wagon Wheel (200th PB post!) in song parodies
heading downtown for the open mic hoping to hear some songs that I'll like hoping for a couple tunes to make me feel alright I rolled into the place a little bit before eight to the sound of ...
we can't go back we can't go forth but I can't let it go for whatever that's worth it all went down six feet under the dirt in another life and on some other earth it's just a fli...
april 13 in idea barrages
1.) Because of course a show about gold mining in cold places would be on a channel called ANIMAL PLANET? 2.) So here's my idea for a trending topic for Palm Sunday. #facepalmsunday 3.) The les...
footprints in response in poetry
in my dreams I walked a beach with Christ and watch out paths there in the night there were places where there were two sets of footprints and other times but one I asked Jesus Christ how tha...
april 12 in idea barrages
1.) The best place for a quick Passover meal in the Midwest is, of course, Seder Rapids. 2.) He hates the HELL out of the Oz Renaissance Faire, just because they're always saying "How about a li...
part of a complete lovesong in poetry
well I don't mind making breakfast can I be your Lucky Charmer I would gladly warm your Pop Tarts am I getting any warmer if you want I'll be yours for Life and you know I play no Trix if I...
april 11 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Let us now start referring to privileged libertarian "thinkers" telling people why the poor should stay poor as "Aynsplaining". 2.) Of course Henry Kissinger is a Yankees fan. Of course he i...
parody of White Room With Black Curtains in song parodies
in the Fight Club... in an undis... closed lo...cation shirtless weirdoes... punch each other... in the faces but they're hugging... after getting... all those black eyes dawn's light comes......
parody of the Patty Duke Show theme in song parodies
meet Hamid who runs Afghanistan according to C-I-A plans but Mahmood runs the Kabul banks that purchase all the army tanks what a crazy pair! but they're Karzais American puppets, all the...
the parable of the drowning man in poetry
one day a man woke up and the first floor of his house was flooding the street beneath him was flooded-out totally there was no way out without drowning so in his second floor bedroom he stay...
april 11 in idea barrages
1.) If you get a D.F.A. in modern literature, does that give you a license for deconstructive surgery? 2.) How was "A Haunted House 2" not a January dump film? How bad were the other films to ge...
april 10 in idea barrages
1.) Is a washed-up fratboy a Has-Bro? 2.) In a production office, the chicken Pad invariably ends up with the PA because the Thai goes to the runner. 3.) "In a fight club with black curtains, d...
maybe Jesus Christ had Himself crucified to get Mother Mary off His Goddamned back "what's with all this preaching stuff?" "there's no money in it, honey" "go back into carpentry" "it's...
we are we and weary in poetry
you can say that you're all about not giving into despair but you're a whole different person when you're scared you can say you've accepted that life isn't fair but you're a whole differ...
of d-keys and blue screen freeze in poetry
the house is full of moths this keyboard's breaking down there's bad juju all around did the fortune cookie lie? the creditors are calling, to start family relationships are falling apart ...
after slaying the bull of heaven in poetry
it is a lesson that goes all the way back to good King Gilgamesh you can go home again after all your loss and all your existential quests but the world will have left you inexorably chang...
april 9 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) More like Werthers UNORIGINALS, AMIRITE?! 2.) What I like most about the dog is that when I prattle on endlessly he's nice enough to wag his tail and pretend to listen. 3.) It's a Zelda gam...
april 9 in idea barrages
1.) I don't look like a James Dean/True Blood muscle-twink like TV tells women they're supposed to want but it doesn't make me any less awesome. 2.) I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterd...
the secret scene in poetry
the film reel running out at the movies at the end after the secret scene after all of the credits with a rumble and a few slightly damaged frames blurring unspooling flickering out into ...
april 8 in idea barrages
1.) I'm nowhere near perfect but I got a lot of awesome to give, going to waste when there's no one to share it with, I suppose. 2.) Skeletor is my spirit animal. 3.) They knew WWF marks though...
the mission in poetry
I wanna be the patron saint of agnostics I wanna be a high priest of doubt I want to remind you it's a sin to be too sure and that it's a virtue to try and figure it out I want you to m...
april 7 in idea barrages
1.) 3AM thought: someone at Disney heard the phrase "Herpes The Love Bug" changed one consonant & made it into a kids movie about an alive car. 2.) Has there been a pregnancy couture boutiqu...
wants and needs in poetry
the smell of cheap beer in an expensive beard is that what you want? he's running around all over the town making you look like a clown is that what you want? because it's not a questi...
overflow error in poetry
there is too much of me too much hair too much flesh too much bone too much width too much height too much fat too much of everything there is too much past still too much future oce...
